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watchingspnagain · 17 days ago
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Rewatching Weekend at Bobby's
Welcome to “The Bobby and Rufus Show, Guest Starring That Cutie, Marcie: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e4: Weekend at Bobby’s.
It’s the Bobby episode! We watch Bobby go about his normal routine at home, including a visit from his adorable neighbor, who is bearing cobbler and is clearly interested. Too bad Bobby has a demon in the basement he’s torturing to try to establish some leverage over Crowley. And then Rufus shows up with a body! Various shenanigans ensue, including an assist from Jody and some further indications that the monsters are all behaving weird. Meanwhile, over in the Kingdom That Is United (Sort of), Sam and Dean have located and dug up Crowley’s bones. If they burn them, Crowley will die die. Thus, Crowley is willing to negotiate re: Bobby’s soul. Oh, and Bobby reads the boys the riot act for caring more about their own shit than Bobby’s troubles.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
Bobby episode, Bobby episode dances
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"bite me" "if that's your thing"
Mace:
Crowley’s voice is one of my favorite things ever
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
“hate to see what you call celebrating” “yes you would"
Lor:
LOL
haaahahaha Bobby doing the accent
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"subsection c, which is... on your naughty bits"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Bobby is SO CLEVER
Mace:
yep but so is Crowley
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
never shit a shitter
Lor:
"I wouldn't have it any other way"
Lor:
US EITHER. banter forever
Mace:
YASYASYAS
Lor:
ope, kids on a playground. something's bad
YEP
Mace:
never fails
Lor:
"maybe he's in the can" SAM
Mace:
“hilarious”
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"BALLS"
Mace:
oh Bobby
Lor:
Sioux Falls has a university?
Mace:
BOBBY. READ THE POSTED HOURS BEFORE YOU JERK ON THE DOORS
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
drives me fucking NUTS when people do that at work
Lor:
librarians don't like that, ROBERT
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
NO ROBERT WE DO NOT
Mace:
Kenny really had a banger with this one
Lor:
YEP
Lor:
directed by Jensen woot!
Mace:
BOYS. SAY THANK YOU
Lor:
"you're welcome" Seriously Dean, say thanks ya idjit
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
ope, she’s CANADIAN
Lor:
Oh! I know this one! Fergus!
Lor:
LOLOLOL SHOCKING
Mace:
“aboot that time you killed your wife"
Mace:
HAHAHAHAA
Mace:
omg he checked his fly
Lor:
omg checking to see is he's presentable. she's seen you before, Bobby
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
YES
Mace:
i need some of that cobbler
Mace:
“tryin to avoid it"
Lor:
"have you seen Drag Me to Hell?" "trying to avoid it"
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
YES HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
oh bobby she’s trying SO HARD
Mace:
and she’s SO CUTE
Lor:
poor Marcie. we all think he's adorable. not HER FAULT he has SECRETS
Lor:
YES
Lor:
also that cobbler looks awesome. I miss peaches
Mace:
YES IT DOES
Lor:
"McLeod's SCOTTISH, Einstein" haaaahahahaha
SNORK
Mace:
“how are you still alive?” HAHAHA
Lor:
"no, Garth, not me the FBI, the REAL FBI"
Lor:
LOLOLOL YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"oh good, you're home, you gotta help me bury a body" RUFUS
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
"duh no one's every seen one of these except in Japan"
Lor:
"monsters lately. is it me, or is it weird?" SNORK
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
‘what am I, a heathen?"
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"I ain't askin for no help" "I'm not asking for your permission"
Mace:
MY DUDE. get a fork and dig in. who you trying to impress?
Mace:
YES
Lor:
the only two more married on this show than Dean and Cas are Bobby and Rufus
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
“lucky guess"
Lor:
"no. never seen that DICK"
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"you gotta warrant, SONNY"
Mace:
this FBI guy thinks he tough. oh honey, you are out of your league
Lor:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
“dammit!” I love Jody
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"what, you never had a septic tank explode on ya?"
Lor:
"five times" "it's seven"
Mace:
JFC, Rufus. DO BETTER
Lor:
SERIOUSLY RUFUS what you don't have a journal where you write this shit down?
Mace:
exactly
Mace:
“I’m trying to keep my cool here” she’s a keeper
Lor:
"have you see anything weird?" "you mean besides you?"
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
I always wish we coulda seen her some more
Mace:
ope, wood chipper
Mace:
knew that was coming back eventually
Mace:
YES
Lor:
another things that always means something bad is coming
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
EWEWEW
Lor:
GROSS
Mace:
poor Bobby
Lor:
right?
Lor:
"okey dokey, woodchipper, that pretty much trumps... everything"
Lor:
I LOVE HIM
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
"behind door number 2, Bob"
Lor:
"oh ah, you asking for my help, Bob?"
Mace:
THESE TWO
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
they need their own show
Mace:
YES
Mace:
“the good new is…"
Mace:
RUFUS
Lor:
"i got another call?" "you what?" oh Dean, honey. sometimes Daddy needs to do his own stuff
Mace:
kids can be so selfish
Lor:
"I'm swallowing it, Bobby" "don't swallow it"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
HE SWALLOWED IT
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Dean? CAN IT
Lor:
oh his voice is cracking. okay, you sternly tell him to can it, and I'll hold him
Mace:
tsk
Lor:
"I hear you, son" oooooof
Lor:
A LITTLE SELFISH
Lor:
OKAY NOW I'M GONNA BE STERN
Mace:
oooo Bobby’s gonna lay down the law
Lor:
"where's your brother? GET HIM"
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"sometimes you two are the whiniest, most self-absorbed sons of bitches I've ever met" YOU TELL THEM BOBBY
Mace:
YES BOBBY DO IT
Lor:
JACK WITH A SIDE OF SQUAT
Mace:
“do I sound like I’m done?!”
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"I know you got issues. GOD KNOWS, I KNOW"
Mace:
they’re so cute when they’re being yelled at
Lor:
THEY ARE
Lor:
pretty sure it takes a prosecutor
Mace:
Look, let Jody handle it.
Lor:
I do apologize
Mace:
not to me, to Jody, pls
Lor:
SORRY JODES. come over for supper
Mace:
oh nevermind she’s flaking out
Mace:
OH NEVERMIND SHE’S BACK
Lor:
NEVERMIND JODES GET YOUR OWN DAMN SUPPER
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA OMG
Lor:
NEVERMIND THE NEVERMIND JODES
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
poor Bobby
Mace:
he’s tired, poor guy
Lor:
he really is
Lor:
his idjit sons should make him a nice dinner and tell him to put his feet up when they get back
Mace:
they really should
Lor:
"you look like hammered crap" "and you're a vision, as always"
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
two headed puppies?
Lor:
yeah, I don't know about that one. I'm here for the rainbows, though
Mace:
same
Lor:
“16 tons and deeper in debt”
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"do I look like Dr Phil to you?" "a little" haaaaaaaahahahahaha
Lor:
OMG CROWLEY
Mace:
omg Crowley’s impression of Bobby
Mace:
YES
Lor:
YESYESYES
Lor:
this one is full of absolute dialogue gems
Mace:
any time Crowley’s around the banter is peak
Lor:
YAS
Mace:
“I had very athletic calves"
Lor:
"i had very athletic calves"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I want to know what Dean did to get himself on an eight-hour flight
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
"that's me flicking my Bic for you"
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
…isn't it a Zippo?
Mace:
I don’t know lighters
Lor:
Philistine
Mace:
excuse me?
Mace:
I BEG YOUR PARDON
Lor:
do you beg my FINEST pardon?
Lor:
"I have a little hell to raise"
Mace:
Crowley is the best
Lor:
"if some nut decided to try something, I was READY. I had a FORK"
Mace:
don’t apologize bobby
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"let's roll credits on this chick flick"
Mace:
ah, toxic masculinity
Lor:
I don't think I ever noticed before that they were driving a right-hand drive car....
Lor:
YEAH
Lor:
such a good ep
Mace:
it really is
Lor:
okay, I'm gonna go sit in timeout for a while for calling you a Philistine
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
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watchingspnagain · 17 days ago
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Rewatching The Third Man
Welcome to “Profounder Bonds and Disco Sticks” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e3: The Third Man.
Three police officers die in really gross and weird ways, so Sam and Dean show up to investigate. They get stumped and call on Cas for help, who, apparently, only comes for Dean and not Sammy. Cas says heaven is a hot chaotic post-apocalyptic mess, and that in the confusion a bunch of celestial-type weapons have been stolen, including the Staff of Moses, which someone’s been using to get revenge on these cops. The common denominator? A black kid they killed and framed. But how did the kid brother get his hands on the Moses Stick?  Sexy, snarky angel Balthazar. Oh, and at the end there’s one of those Fraught Brothers Have a Fraught Convo over Baby’s Hood scenes. 
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
dudes. clean your sink
eeeeeeeeew
Mace:
HA
EEWEWEWEW
Lor:
"I think I'm bleeding" haaaaahahahaha
Mace:
“I think I’m bleeding” Peak detective work there, dude
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Oh Dean, bud
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
oh HELLO
Lor:
oh HI Sam
CHRIST ON A TRISCUIT, PADALECKI
Mace:
RIGHT?!
SIGH
I mean…DAMN
Lor:
RIGHT?
Dean, start asking questions, honey
Mace:
I believe he just did: “Who died and made you boss?”
Lor:
SNORK
better questions, Dean
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
this dude is a treasure
Mace:
he sure is
again i say EWEWEW
Lor:
EEEEEEWWWW
mmmm, Baby engine noise
"Ben, I know you're lying. because I lie professionally, that's how"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YES
Lor:
they look so very nice in their suits
Mace:
they DO
SO PRETTY
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAN
Mace:
omg DEAN
HAHAHA YES
“very mature"
Lor:
"no. I was kicking your ass"
Mace:
BOYS
Lor:
LOLOLOL YES
"looking sharp, Kojak"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
I think it’s pretty clear that he is, in fact, NOT alright
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
pls do not take his hat off
DO NOT DO IT
Lor:
oh he's gonna. because we've only had two ews
SAM NO
Lor:
EW
Mace:
EWEWEW GROSS
DAMMIT SAMMY
Lor:
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO
"I don't quite remember that in the King James"
Mace:
HAHAHA
“bunch a dicks”
CORRECT, DEAN
Lor:
YEP
"son of a bitch won't answer the phone"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"to get his feathery ass down here"
Mace:
“feathery ass”
HAHAHA
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
“don’t be a dick”
he only answers to his boyfriend
CAAAAAAS
Lor:
CORRECT
OMG SAM
Mace:
DEAN’S LOOK
Lor:
YES
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"that is still the term"
Mace:
OMG CAS
MORE PROFOUND BOND
Lor:
"Dean and I do share a more profound bond"
Mace:
OHMYGOD
Lor:
I WASN'T GONNA MENTION IT
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
I CANNOT
Mace:
HOW are people in such denial about these two!?
Lor:
RIGHT?
like, it's RIGHT THERE
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"if Sam calls, you answer" "okay, honey"
that's what I heard
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YES
Lor:
no, Sam, the other staff from the other moses
Mace:
CHUCK HESTON’S DISCO STICK
Lor:
CHUCK HESTON'S DISCO STICK
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
"your nukes are loose?"
Dean. What is it LIKE in your brain?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"my people skills are rusty"
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Mace:
oh Cas
YES
Lor:
THE FINGER QUOTES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"the hell kinda Fed are you?"
Mace:
“the hell kind of fed are you?"
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
THE HOT KIND DARRYL
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
i love that his name is Aaron and he’s using the staff of Moses
Lor:
RIGHT?
they go harder on some real biblical stuff than they had any need to, and it is AWESOME
Mace:
YES
“…I have no idea"
Lor:
no, like a big handprint on their shoulder
Mace:
oh CAS
Lor:
LIAR YOU DO KNOW
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Dean trying to protect the kid
Lor:
YES
and his brother and his boyfriend are both being that way. poor muffin
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
BALTHAZAR
Mace:
YAS
So… Cas is technically now a fallen angel, right?
Lor:
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
and I was going to apologize for that
Lor:
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"okay, silver lining" LOL Dean
"what is second?" "don't start that" SNORK
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
boy, Cas's voice is DEEP this episode
"...I need myrr"
I hate when I've run out of myrr
Mace:
it really is
Lor:
"i was ashamed" Dean, hug the man
Mace:
I think there’s an H in there somewhere, isn’t there?
Lor:
what in mhyrrhyhrr?
Mace:
No no no, that’s the horse people in Gulliver’s Travels
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"I was expecting more Dr No, less Liberacci"
Mace:
HAHAHA
THERE HE IS
Adorable
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
and that VOICE
Lor:
YAAAAAS
ew
Mace:
so many ews in this one
Lor:
"even I know that's a bad joke"
Mace:
HAHAHA he’s so proud that he gets it
Lor:
"I had a manage a... what's French for twelve?"
YES
Mace:
douze, I think
Lor:
HA!
"the footsteps I'm following, they're yours" oof
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"blow coke and jump on the bed" lol
Mace:
HAHAHA
“grab something valuable and fake your own death"
Solid advice
Lor: 
HA!
he shoulda grabbed Dean and buggered off to a little cabin in the woods right here
Mace:
Dean is definitely his version of Something Valuable
Lor:
EXACTLY
"yeah. I got one too" lolol Sam
Mace:
“peace out douchewad” HAHAHA
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
nnngggg nice throw, Cas
Mace:
i mean that guy walked right into that knife
Lor:
SNORK
Mace:
cripes. flunkies. whaddaya gonna do?
Lor:
hard to get good hench these days
Mace:
i suspect it is, yes
Lor:
angels turn to pillars of salt?
oh just the vessel, right
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"you hairless ape"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"I believe the hairless ape has the floor"
treat Cas's boyfriend right, Balthazar
Mace:
don’t assume Cas will ever side with anyone other than Dean, buddy
Lor:
YAAAS
"in this economy?" lolol
Mace:
HAHAHA
all this talk of souls and their worth seems so extraneous here
Lor:
yeeeeah
"are you okay?"
aaaaand here we go. fraught
Mace:
YEP
OVER THE HOOD FRAUGHT CHAT
Lor:
YAAAAS
can't do this with a plastic piece of crap
Mace:
NOPE
Lor:
like you have been for five years? don't hold water, Sammy
Mace:
clever Dean knows something’s up
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
no it does not
Lor:
"you know what it does to you" oh, okay, Sam. you're immune to hell. sure, hon
Mace:
yeeah
Lor:
oh no, Dean's jaw's working. the working jaw of fraught
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
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watchingspnagain · 17 days ago
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Rewatching Two and a Half Men
Welcome to “Sammy’s Looking Good But Acting Weird, Dean Holds a Baby, and the Campbells All Need Kicked: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e2: Two and a Half Men.
Dean is trying to make life with Lisa and Ben work, while Sam is off hunting with the Campbells, who are some of the shittiest characters not to be straight-up villains ever to appear on the show. When Sam investigates babies whose parents are getting killed, he ends up stuck with one of the kids and calls Dean for help. Sam is kind of obliviously impressed by how good a “dad” Dean is, and Dean is… kind of a really great dad (whiskey aside). Eventually they realize the baby is a shifter and go to Samuel with the news and the kid. The Campbells think they ought to raise the baby as a hunter; Gramps even suggests that one of his other grandsons (grand nephews? Whatever) should adopt him, since he and his wife are having trouble trying. Dean is agin it. It’s all for naught though, because the baby’s shifter pops shows up and takes the baby away. We’re left wondering if something’s not quite right with Sam, asking what the heck the Campbells’ deal is, and even more suspicious that something is not a-okay in monster world.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Mace:
do we really need all this?
Lor:
all the shapeshifter stuff?
Mace:
I mean, it’s a lot of recap for just happening in the last ep
Lor:
oh, yeah, I don't know it does seem like "uh, we know?"
Mace:
exactly
Jesus, baby, shut the heck up, dude
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
I'm here going who the heck has nothing under their bed?
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
ha! nice pivot, Dean
Mace:
YEP
mmm Suit Sammy
Lor:
mmmm his hand in his pocket. all beautifully tailored and casual
Mace:
YES
Mace:
oh, Dean, bud. Rookie mistake
Lor:
LOL Lisa and Ben giving him the Look
Mace:
YES
stop saying baby stew, you dickhole
Lor:
"either way it's baby stew. which is bad" SAMUEL SHUT UP
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
oh Dean
I mean, he's right, but dude
yeah
Lor:
"what’d he do?" "nothing" "what did you do?"
she does have his number
Mace:
she really does
Lor:
I NEED someone to cast him in something where he gets to play a regular guy. a nice dramedy. LET'S GET THIS MAN AN EMMY
Mace:
HA
Mace:
YES
Mace:
but also how about a rom com? because he’s also hilarious
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
and it’s SAM making the pop culture reference!
Lor:
YES
Mace:
“I’m gonna shoot you” HAHAHA
Mace:
“god, shut up” I kinda love her
Lor:
"if you don't walk out that door, I'm gonna shoot you" LOLOLOLOL
Lor:
I like her a lot
Lor:
she just... isn't Cas? and I don't know how the show WORKS if he's with her?
Mace:
oh yeah no. it could in no way ever work
Mace:
omg that baby is adorable
Lor:
OMG THE BABY SMILE
Lor:
"car should drive, not be a little bitch" HAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"Lisa's got a baby niece" yeah AND you raised that moose standing next to you
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
omg Dean crying back at him
BOBBY JOHN
Mace:
WOW
Lor:
the way Dean says Bobby and Sam says John
Mace:
YES
Mace:
EWEWEWEW
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
Daddy Dean I can not. I am a puddle
Mace:
SAME
Lor:
yeah, because helping a twelve-year-old grow up is a lot like taking care of a baby?
Mace:
snork right?
Mace:
dean winchester no
Lor:
DEAN WINCHESTER
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
wow, Dean was really calm about that
Lor:
well sure, he has a baby to take care of
Mace:
SNORK
YES
Lor:
"I'm not seeing the family resemblance" snork
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
“shakes mama’s tree” omg Dean
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Sammy. Get better at reading people. Samuel SUCKS
Lor:
"I'm a freaking head case"
LOL
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
Oh Dean.
Lor:
GWEN. PISS OFF
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
dude, he thinks you look extremely fuckable
Mace:
HA
Mace:
SAM. I can’t believe he just passed him over to Samuel after Dean clearly doesn’t want that to happen
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
CHRISTIAN. I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD
Mace:
YEAH
Lor:
oh sure Christian wants a baby but they just hand him off to Dean when something goes down
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
I mean, they aren't WRONG that he's the only one there who should have that kiddo, but come on
Mace:
I mean, I really don’t want them to have the baby, but what exactly is Dean’s plan?
Lor:
yeah, I don't think he's got that far
Mace:
this is one of the episodes, I think, where he waffles in his convictions (Sam does this too): are they black and white Kill All Monsters or are they torn? I think they flip-flop throughout the show, right?
Lor:
yeah they definitely do
Lor:
Dean being attacked by himself while he's trying to caregive is... some kind of statement
Mace:
indeed
Lor:
Dean's spidey senses are tingling
Mace:
they sure are. smartypants
Lor:
pets him
Lor:
GOD he's pretty
Mace:
He really is
Lor:
no he's a MECHANIC
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
oh, Dean. he can't find the middle
Mace:
hooo boy
Lor:
YAY BABY
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
such a weird way to end that ep, though
Lor:
right?
Mace:
the smile? I don’t think he’d be smiling like that while leaving them
Lor:
yeah, I feel like he would be WAY more bittersweet. like if he had smiled like that and it had faded? that might have been cool
Mace:
Yep, that would have been better
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watchingspnagain · 1 month ago
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Rewatching Exile on Main St.
Welcome to “Ah, We’ve Entered the Shitty Campbell Relatives Portion of the Show: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s6e1: Exile on Main St.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
It’s been months now since Sammy got sucked down into Lucy’s cage and Dean is trying to settle into a normal life with Lisa and Ben, but those artsy black-and-white memories of hunting with Sam just won’t let him be. And then he thinks maybe something SUPERNATURAL is going on in his neighborhood, so he puts on his Hunter Hat and starts sniffing around. AND THEN Yellow Eyes sneaks up on him in his garage, but wait, it’s not really YE because it’s all hallucinations, or so Sammy tells him as he, too, pops up out of nowhere alive! and not in Hell! Turns out, he’s been back pretty much the entire time, but just hasn’t told Dean because he wanted his brother to have a chance at a normal life. Dean is, unshockingly, pissed and hurt and smad. Even more so when he learns that Bobby knew all along that Sam was back. But wait, there’s more! Sam has been hunting and has replaced his brother with other relatives: the Campbells, namely Gramps (who is also back from the dead for some reason) and some cousins. And they all suck. Like, they’re the worst. Anyway, so the hallucinations were caused by some djinn out for revenge from when Dean ganked one of their kind, so Dean moves Lisa and Ben to Bobby’s house while he, Sam, and their shitty relations go a-huntin’. Dean feels rusty and nearly makes a rookie mistake, but Sam wants him back in the game anyway, so Dean says bye to his attempt at normal life and together he and Sam get Season 6 rolling.
Mace:
black and white. so DRAMA
Lor:
AAALL THE DRAMA
Mace:
“IT WAS THE HEEEEAT OF THE MOMENT"
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
OMG his FACE
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"yeah, I'm good" uh HUH
Mace:
I mean, I wouldn’t mind waking up to that.
Lor:
CORRECT
WHY IS HE NOT A MECHANIC
Mace:
RIGHT?!
(because he’s a christ figure so must be a carpenter)
Lor:
(OMG YES)
I do love the cuts back and forth from this life to the other, though
Mace:
YES
Lor:
omg checking the locks with his nightcap then checking on Ben
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"believe me I know" HA!
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
god LOOK at him
Mace:
PEST CONTROL
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
THAT EPISODE
Lor:
his feet up on the RUNGS
HAAAAHAHAH
"you have no idea what's in some people's walls"
Mace:
adorable
correct, Dean, they do
Lor:
YEP
"who knew" LOLOL
that jacket looks adorable on him
Mace:
it does. but, I mean, all jackets on that dude
Lor:
yeah he's pretty much not capable of making anything look bad
Lor:
Lisa is not my fav but I do love that she can read him so well
NOT that that was terribly subtle
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
the windchimes are kinda creepy but really cool
Mace:
Agreed!
Sid, cool it
I think Sid has a lil crush
Lor:
seriously, Sid
"did you almost shoot a Yorkie?"
he's so squirmy
Mace:
HAHAHA
this feels like Dean is the Normal Guy in a cold open
Lor:
RIGHT?
I was JUST thinking that!
he looks so LITTLE
Mace:
HE DOES
WHY the inside of the arm, Sam. Just.. WHY
oh god the way he says Sammy
Lor:
RIGHT?
YAAAS
his dumb adorable tucked-in shirts ruffles him up a little
Mace:
right?! the tuck is just wrong on him
Lor:
"wait, weeks?" HIS VOICE OMG dies
Mace:
dick move, Sam
Lor:
right?
wrong, Sammo. he does deserve it and he does want it but not like that. no salad for you
Mace:
snork
Ugh. here comes gramps
gross
Lor:
right? Samuel bleeeeeee
"you have delicate features for a hunter" FUCK YOU, GWEN. he's perfect and you shut your mouth
Mace:
yeah she sucks
Lor:
I don't think third cousins would be in the same generation? [Ed. They would be. I looked at a CHART]
LYING LIARS
Mace:
Oh, I have no clue. I don’t understand that nonsense
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"No more doornails coming out of those doors?" DEAN WINCHESTER I LOVE YOU AND YOUR IDIOLECT
Mace:
YES
Lor:
poor Lisa has moved houses like 8,000 times in 3 years
Mace:
right?
“dammit” HAHAHAHA
Lor:
RIGHT?
"if you're here, something's wrong" oh, Bobby
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"TV's broken but there's plenty of Reader's Digest" 
Mace:
classy
“you knew?” hoo boy
Lor:
"don't touch the decor, okay? assume it's all loaded" I love him
he reminds me so much of some of my older male relatives
oooooof
come here, Dean, hon, you need a hug
Mace:
yep
Lor:
"but you were out, Dean" "do I look out to you?"
Mace:
“do I look out to you” oh, honey, that’s an entirely different conversation
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"something always does"
ooof
Mace:
LIKE a dad? JUST ADMIT THAT HE’S THE FATHER
Lor:
RIGHT?!!!
Mace:
I mean, I know Dean isn’t in love with her. He’s already met Cas
Lor:
"leave it to the professionals" OH DUDE YOU JUST MADE SO MANY ENEMIES
CORRECT
"it's almost like I'm a professional"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YAS
hit her, Dean. just hit her
Lor:
omg Samuel enjoys putting his younger relatives at each other's throats kicks him so hard
Mace:
YES
Lor:
okay, Sam, I love you, and we know what's up but FUCK OFF
"call me a soccer mom"
Mace:
(well, golf is dumb)
Lor:
(I mean, yes. also I don't buy that Dean plays it. he's in a softball league)
(and so is Sid. they don't play golf)
Mace:
(yep)
also, Samuel does NOT use words like exsanguinated
Lor:
What idiot let a vamp on the Mayflower?
HAAHAHAH NOPE
"maybe not the best time for golf"
Mace:
UGH
Lor:
I HATE HIM SO HARD
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
aaaand Dean has clocked the only dude worth talking to in this lot
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"you remember it?"
Mace:
OOOF
Lor:
right?
haaahahaha the way he goes over that fence
Mace:
meh, it's just sid
YES
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
pretty hot
Lor:
YES
it's Sam with the steel chair!
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I enjoy the implication that Dean is still so haunted by Azazel and is afraid he'll come for his wife and kid like he did to John
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"I wouldn't even think to try" oooooof
Mace:
yeeeah
Lor:
oh man, the rejection of Baby
he should be SO suspicious
Mace:
he really should but he’s too busy being hurt
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
he does keep his yard nice though
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
he is welcome to come work on mine any time he likes
Mace:
YAS
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watchingspnagain · 1 month ago
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Rewatching Swan Song
Welcome to “One Does Not Simply Walk into Stull Cemetery: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e22: Swan Song.
Time’s up: it’s apocalypse or bust. Sam thinks if he drinks enough demon blood, he can say yes to Lucifer, wrest control from him, and use the rings to open a portal to the cage and jump in. Shockingly, Dean doesn’t love this plan. But it’s kind of what they got. In the end, Luci!Sam confronts Michael!Adam in Stull Cemetery, and Dean rides up in Baby, tunes blaring, because if he can’t save Sam, he can still be there. Cas gets exploded, Bobby gets dead, Luci!Sam beats the shit out of Dean—everything looks really bleak. But as Dean assures Sam that he’s there, that he won’t leave him, Sam catches sight of an army man he once wedged into the ashtray in Baby’s backseat, and he is able to gain control of Lucifer. He opens the portal and jumps in. Cas returns to life, assures Dean that he’s not God, and heals him. Dean goes to Lisa, as he promised Sam he would, and he settles into some kind of life with her and Ben. Meanwhile, Sam (!) watches him through the window.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
SONG
Mace:
YAAAASSSS
Lor:
this is a lie. there is no peace
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
dammit it was a fuzzy shot in the prev and NOW I WANT PIZZA
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
fuck you, Chuck
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
you lounge on that hood, Sam
Mace:
YASYASYAS
Mace:
"overgrown"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"you're an overgrown man" LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
YES
Lor:
his lips are ridiculous. LOOK AT THAT BOW
RIGHT?!
Lor:
(plot? what plot?)
Mace:
Don’t you dare grow up, Dean. Ever.
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
they need hugs
Mace:
they surely do
Mace:
isn’t Bobby’s house, like, right there? Couldn’t they just go get a beer from the actual fridge?
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
that would effect the DRAMA
Mace:
it would, I suppose
Lor:
"you okay." "not really"
Lor:
oh Dean. it must be BAAAAAAAD
Mace:
RIGHT?!?!
Lor:
"light in the loafers" omg Bobby
Mace:
snork
Lor:
LOL Dean, was Cas too cute for you to remember that he was angel and sleeping is odd?
Lor:
maybe they should send an army to the Black Gate to distract Luci from the fact they're coming with the rings
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YEP
Mace:
SNORK
Mace:
BOYS. same old song.
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
sings FUUUUCK YOUUUUU 3098
Lor:
Sam. you think he's gonna have a normal life while his brother is rotting in hell?
Lor:
RIGHT!?
Mace:
omg the hug
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"yes, sir"
Mace:
everyone is FRAUGHT
Lor:
a WAY BETTER yes sir than any they give John
Mace:
omg CAS
Lor:
"I was supposed to lie." CAAAAAAAS
“just stop…talking”
Lor:
look at him he's so LITTLE
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"you mind not watching this?" FRAUUUUUUGHT
Mace:
EW
Lor:
ooooo the way he's somehow taller and more broad after he drinks
Lor:
nice body acting, Jared
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"is your father home?” SNORK
Mace:
still a better dad than John
Lor:
HA!
Mace:
THE ARMY MAN
Lor:
YAAAAAAAS
Lor:
the devil is shit at tactics then if he doesn't know what car they drive
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
God is in the details or whatever
Mace:
SNORK
Mace:
okay so he has SOME tactics
Lor:
oh Dean. his face
Lor:
just SOME
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
omg that no
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
always Detroit
Mace:
ooops
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
on Dean, honey
Lor:
oooof, Dean. come here, hon, I'll hold you
Mace:
HAHAHAH CAS
Lor:
well, we don't need an explanation for a big earthquake in Portland. that's due
Lor:
"thank you, Bukowski" I love him, my little reader
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
OMGGG his voice on the second "Bobby"
Mace:
oh fuck off, Bobby
Mace:
YES
Mace:
VIRGIN HOOKER THING OHMYGOD
Lor:
RIGHT? BECAUSE HE'S GOD
Lor:
"you're gonna do something stupid. You've got that look"
Mace:
well, um, yeah.
Lor:
"then I ain't gonna let him die alone"
Mace:
CHRIST
Lor:
come on, you two, you KNOW HIM. you KNOW there was no way he wasn't gonna do this
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
Expelliarmus!
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
It’s because Chuck is a dickhole. That’s why.
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
Dean in the cemetery with the tunes
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"heya, boys. sorry, am I interrupting something?"
Mace:
so, how many pairs of brothers have we got going on here?
Lor:
and i love that this is literally their big brother walking in on the squabble
Lor:
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Mace:
HEY ASSBUTT
Lor:
ASSBUTT
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA YAS
Mace:
oh CAS
Mace:
also ew
Lor:
ooooof
Lor:
yep
Lor:
omg Bobby's shrug
YES
Mace:
nobody gives a shit about your destiny
Lor:
they really don't
Mace:
Jesus, he’s all alone now UGH
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
AND THE FIRST PERSON HE GETS BACK IS CAS
Mace:
Ope, boyfriend’s back
Mace:
it’s not a nice compliment god’s a dick
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
"endings are hard"
Lor:
FUCK YOU 327
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
they might be hard but they’re not THAT hard
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
I mean the good ending was RIGHT THERE
Lor:
complete with parallels and shit
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"you got what you asked for, Dean. no paradise, no hell. just more of the same"
Lor:
"peace or freedom"
Mace:
YOICKS
Lor:
this show hits harder than it needed to
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
if "very long" is a year, sure
Mace:
SNORK
Mace:
no, he’s not alright, dummy
Mace:
DO NOT SHUSH THE DEANDEAN
Lor:
oh hi, Lisa, I'm a depressed shell with suicidal ideation but I promised my brother I'd go cishetnorm it out, so can I live here with you and your minor child?
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
HE IS NOT OKAY, LISA, STOP IT
Mace:
UGH
Mace:
I’d forgotten how it ended!
Lor:
oooooooh it never occurred to me before that one might wonder if Luci is still in Sam in that shot
Mace:
Man, how confused were we that first time!?
Mace:
YES
Lor:
RIGHT?
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Rewatching Two Minutes to Midnight
Welcome to “Death Doesn’t Watch the Show, but He *Is* Familiar with Pizza Porn: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e21: Two Minutes to Midnight.
The boys need two more rings, those from Pestilence and Death, and while they’re off confronting Sick Boy (and he is GROSS), Crowley tells Bobby that he’ll give him Death’s location in exchange for Bobby’s soul. They make the deal, seal it with a kiss—pics or it didn’t happen—and then Crowley and Dean are off to Chicago for that last ring. Dean has pizza with Death and learns that Lucifer has cast a spell on Death, who wants out. Meanwhile Sam, Bobby, and Cas are trying to prevent a deadly fake vaccine from being mass-distributed, and Sam reveals his plan to become Luci’s vessel so that he can force him back into the cage. Back in Chicago, making deals with the King of Hell is one thing, but getting in cahoots with old Thanatos is next level, and Dean agrees to a pretty steep price for that ring.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Mace:
this guy is really good
  Lor:
RIGHT?
he creeps me out so bad
Mace:
YES
EW
  Lor:
GROSS
lol Dean has his boy boxers in a twist
Mace:
HAHAHA
  Lor:
"you want to ELABORATE?"
Mace:
omg Cas looks HOT
HAHAHA
  Lor:
YAAAAS
"I'm told it upset the sailors" HAAAAHAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
  Lor:
"I can't zap" gonna start saying that when I'm sick
Mace:
HAHAHAHA SAME
Jesus, SO HOT
  Lor:
RIGHT?
"bobby will wire you the cash" "I will?" 
Mace:
“…thank you” HAHAHA DEAN
YES
Mace:
Bobby, your son’s boyfriend needs help. Step up.
  Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
"I appreciate that" "you're welcome" HAAAAAHAHA
RIGHT?
"I'm looking for my nana" daaaaw
Mace:
that has no right to be sexy but it was
  Lor:
RIGHT?
and I love that when he gestures to how tall she is it's like three feet
Mace:
YES
  Lor:
"EVERYBODY looks sick" Sammy needs a snack
Mace:
Well, I’m available whenever he wants
Lor:
THAT took you waaaaay longer than I was expecting
Mace:
It took me awhile to stop cracking up at my own hilariousness
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
Dude, maybe clean your face before your glasses
Lor:
RIGHT?
DON'T GET CLOSER TO HIM
Mace:
“…not to hurt the vessels” you mean the NUCLEAR WESSELS?
EW no don’t do that
Lor:
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I hear they're across the bay in Sausalito
Mace:
mmmm Sausalito cookies…
  Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
"must be getting close" haaaaahahahahaha Sammy omg
Mace:
why do the sick people look like they’re throwing up the cat food jello mold from Christmas Vacation?
  Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
I was thinking the Nickelodeon slime
omg Dean looks very nice feverish
Mace:
ooo yes! 
HAHAHA
they’re all, like, extra extra fine in this ep
Lor:
YAS
omg the hand sanitizer
Mace:
YES
  Lor:
hey! don't step on my boy's fingers! he needs those
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
  Lor:
"I took a bus"
Mace:
omg ADORABLE
  Lor:
YES
Mace:
OMG CAS YAS
  Lor:
"maybe just a speck" GOD THAT'S HOT
Mace:
YAAAASSSSSS
  Lor:
aaaaww the boys are all sad
"I don't understand your definition of good news" CAS
Mace:
YES
they need CUDDLES
  Lor:
THEY DO
CUDDLE PILE
CROWLEY
Mace:
let’s wrap them all three up in a giant blanket and get to it
  Lor:
"hello, boys"
Mace:
YAAAASSSS
  Lor:
YAAAAS
Mace:
YAAAAAAASSSSSS
  Lor:
"pleasure, etc" I LOVE HIM
YESYESYES
"bobby? tell us WHAT?"
Mace:
tucks him into the cuddle pile
omg Sammy asking the hard questions
  Lor:
"well then give it back!" "did you kiss him?" OMG THESE TWO
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
YES
  Lor:
"why'd you take a picture?" omg his delivery on that line. he's just done
Mace:
I love that Mark actually had that photo on his phone and I really hope he still does
YES
  Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
“gigantor over there” HAHAHAHA
  Lor:
lol
Mace:
my god his VOICE
  Lor:
YES
Mace:
WHEN HE YELLS
AM SO DED
  Lor:
LOLOLOL it is GOOD
Mace:
(I would be constantly low-key pestering him trying to get him to lose his temper with me)
(it would be a very healthy relationship)
  Lor:
(yes)
(VERY healthy. pestering is love)
god Jensen's face angles are on FIRE this ep
"aaaand scene"
Mace:
pestering is one thousand percent love
HAHAHAHAHA
  Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
that’s it, there’s clearly a hotness lens on this whole ep
  Lor:
"the sound of the abacus clacking" HAAAAHAHAHAHA
LOL
Mace:
YES
  Lor:
I have solved it. the fear of the covid vaccine. people all saw this ep of SPN
Mace:
SNORK
  Lor:
OMG DEATH's ENTRANCE YAAAAAS
Mace:
OOO HERE IT IS
YAAASSS
that instant karma right there is satisfying
  Lor:
YES
this whole little SCENE
Mace:
YES
  Lor:
it should have gotten like 22 emmys automatically
Mace:
AGREED
“good luck killing death”
  Lor:
Bobby, hon. I agree with your tough love attitude here but I feel like MAYBE going from angel to human is more than losing the use of your legs?
LOL
Mace:
RIGHT?! He’s giving Manbaby vibes here real bad
  Lor:
"bobby, you just gonna sit there?" "no, I'm gonna Riverdance" 
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
  Lor:
I love that Crowley gives him this even if I am annoyed that they have done the "ooo we magicked the disabled person better" thing
Mace:
YES
“completely worth your soul"
god, I love him
  Lor:
LOL
YES
"of course I am happy to say that if that's what you want to hear, but it's not what I think" I LOVE HIM
Mace:
YAS
  Lor:
heeeey, Cas, you're doing pretty good without your juice, that was NICE. and HOT
YES
Mace:
“have you met me?"
  Lor:
YES
Mace:
“I can’t hear you” HAHAHAHA
  Lor:
"how the hell am i supposed to get 3 million people out of Chicago in the next ten minutes" I love that he assumes that's his job and he's trying to figure out how to do it
LOLOLOLOLOL
PIZZAAAAAAAA
Mace:
YES
he’s so burdened, that sweet boy
  Lor:
YEP
"actually these things can be useful" CAS
Mace:
YAAAS
and that loose tie omg
  Lor:
YES
omg Dean trying to shut the door quietly
Mace:
YES
like he could creep up on Death, come on, son
  Lor:
nobody here but us little muffins. deeeefinitely not muffins with scythes
RIGHT?
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA
omg that lost puppy look on his FACE
  Lor:
YES
I LOVE that he and Death are always sharing good junk food
Mace:
YES
and that pizza looks so good
  Lor:
it DOES
Mace:
“you have an inflated sense of your importance"
god, that’s hot
  Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
that sort of attitude is chef’s kiss
  Lor:
it REALLY is
"Eat." that is ALSO hot
Mace:
YES
this scene gets an entire chapter in the When Dean Isn’t Hungry Something Is Wrong book
YEP
  Lor:
"god? you'll reap god?" and his face
Mace:
YAS
  Lor:
"this is way above my paygrade"
Mace:
oh HONEY
  Lor:
"some unseemly little spell"
Mace:
YES
“I like the pizza"
  Lor:
"I suppose it can stay. I like the pizza"
YES
Mace:
YES
“whatever it takes” Dean, that’s prolly not a good thing
  Lor:
NOPE
"you're going to let your brother jump right into the fiery pit"
oooooof
Mace:
RIGHT?!
“you know you can’t cheat death” HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
  Lor:
LOLOLOLOL he doesn't watch the show
Mace:
he does not
it’s beneath his sensibilities
  Lor:
LOLOL
Mace:
but he HAS seen the pizza boy porno
  Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"but then I remember the world's dying bloody, so. Drink?"
Mace:
yeeesh
  Lor:
"take his sob story with a fat grain of salt, I mean he is Death" people can just write sentences that say whatever
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
“Sam’s got a darkness in him” Yes, yes he does. nnnngggg
  Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
gooood his FAAAAAACE
Mace:
JESUS.
THIS SHOW, man
  Lor:
RIGHT?
"losing or losing your brother?" is just. GAH
Mace:
YEP
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watchingspnagain · 4 months ago
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Rewatching The Devil You Know
Welcome to “Crowley Is Clean Shaven, Dean Is SO Smooth, and Sam Is the One You Should Be Afraid Of: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e20: The Devil You Know.
Sam and Dean are trying to track down Pestilence by following wild outbreaks of swine flu (remember swine flu?), when Crowley (YAY!) pops in offering to help. Shockingly, this sends the fraught fraternals into an argument. He is a demon, after all, and he did screw them over last time. Eventually they agree to go along, and oops! Crowley left out some details that leave Dean getting his ass whooped by a demon named Brady. But they get some info—aaaaaand learn that Brady is one of Sam’s college friends. Who has been possessed since long before Dean showed up with the news that Dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few days. Oh boy. Dean’s in a state about Sam having to deal with this, Sam’s intent on murdering the bastard, and Crowley likes to watch. In the end, Crowley pays a visit to Bobby, with yet another proposal.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Mace:
CROWLEY
Lor:
CROWLEY
Lor:
YAAAS
i think i said this LAST time but I always forget he starts clean shaven
Mace:
right?
Lor:
TOO SOON, LADS
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
poor monkeys
Mace:
it makes ZERO SENSE that their eyes click when changing to all black
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
lolol Dean making mask jokes
Mace:
YES
Mace:
“crazy people. which we’re not”
smooth, Dean. SMOOTH
Lor:
"that's the same time the statues started crying"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
I love him. He deserves pie EVERY day
Mace:
I’m shocked, Lor.
Lor:
I know it's really against type for me
Mace:
snork
Mace:
THERE HE IS
Mace:
MY BOYFRIEND
Lor:
okay, one of these chuckleheads needs to oil Bobby's wheelchair wheels
Lor:
HAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Mace:
“I NEVER"
Lor:
I bet you wouldn't mind him just popping into the backseat either
NOPE
Mace:
he’s welcome any time
Lor:
"who you take on a ride is your own business"
Lor:
omg Sammy. that's not gonna work, hon grabs him and passes him to you
Lor:
"shut up, the both of you!"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
“THEY ATE MY TAILOR"
Lor:
"the most buggered son in all of creation"
Lor:
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I have that gif saved and I can NEVER find a good time to use it
Mace:
he’s upset, the poor dear
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
he really is
Lor:
you should go snuggle him
Mace:
I REALLY SHOULD
Lor:
maybe he needs a good supper!
Mace:
that’s… not what I had in mind
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
“our first date”
Lor:
i love how different we are in this regard
Mace:
I LOVE his constant innuendo with these two
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"and MY the things I've heard"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"the horseman's stable boy" SNORK
Lor:
SNEEZY
Mace:
YES
Lor:
haahahahahaha
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
he and Dean need to have an idiolect challenge
Mace:
YES
Lor:
oh, dudes, is it UNPRECEDENTED TIMES?
Lor:
his kiddos are so dumb sometimes
Mace:
the boys are so exasperating
Mace:
HAHAHA YEP
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
“crap. CRAP. CRAP"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
and the stumbling out of the car
Mace:
YES
Lor:
omg Dean's face when Crowley says "what"
Mace:
awkward honeymoon phase
Lor:
omg Crowley moving him around by his jacket
Mace:
YES
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
THE WAVE
Lor:
if Dean weren't head over tin cups with Cas, he'd be tempted by Crowley. we all know it
Mace:
YES
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"--what?"
Lor:
"you know... folks"
Lor:
pets him
Mace:
SO SMOOTH
Lor:
so SO smooth
Mace:
Crowley’s little grin
Lor:
"evening uncle"
Lor:
YES
Mace:
“you can’t fake that"
Lor:
"perfect?"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
"it went like clockwork" "not for me, you son of a bitch" adorable. excellent couple
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
awww, protective big brother coming right up
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
Crowley playing the two of them each other
Mace:
HE’S SO GOOD
Lor:
YEP
Lor:
he really is
Lor:
"a colorful rejoinder about my corn chute" YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, CROWLEY
HAHAHAHA YES
poor Brady
Mace:
yeah
Mace:
poor Sammy too
Lor:
"you introduced me to Jess" OOOOOOF
Mace:
Crowley is LOVING this
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
Sam's whole college world just went splat, poor guy
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"nice and fluffed" omg
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I love it when the call him the Morningstar
Mace:
YES
Mace:
“good talk”
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
“where’s your moose”
Lor:
"did he buy the girl scout cookies?" and Crowley just answers him like that was a normal thing to say
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"the desperate swashbuckle I was trying to avoid"
Mace:
omg that sink is GROSS
Mace:
SAM. NO.
Lor:
OH JEEEEEZ Dean don't wash your face there, hon
Lor:
SAM WHAT?
Lor:
No salad for you, Sam
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
oooof that look on Sam's face. you might want to stop talking, Brady
Mace:
right?
Mace:
right?
Lor:
oh no his suit is wrecked
Mace:
“oops”
Lor:
and they ate his tailor, so what's he gonna do?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
HELLO DARLING
Mace:
DED
Lor:
"lovers in league against Satan" haaaaahahahahahaha
Lor:
OMG YES
Lor:
"why was that a hell hound" WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YES
Lor:
"I told you" "oh well good for yooooou"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
hahahahah "table salt" and over here are some "eatin crackers" and this here is some "spreading butter"
Mace:
snork
Mace:
“mine’s bigger"
Lor:
I love how many times Crowley appears to be noping out and is actually executing a plan he can't be arsed to tell them about
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
omg lookit Sam just standing there staring at him
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"we're the ones you should be afraid of" YAAAAAAAAS
Mace:
YAAAASSS
Mace:
Ooof, Dean just looking on while Sammy kills the dude
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
"interesting theory" HOT
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Mace:
“I like this suit"
Lor:
"moderately successful literary agent out of new york"
Lor:
hahahah YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"there is this little spell that I know"
Lor:
he is just such a DELIGHT to watch
Mace:
HE REALLY REALLY IS
Lor:
"here's my counter" and he shoots him. I love it
Lor:
"my delicate ass depends on it" the INNUENDO
Mace:
YESYESYES
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Rewatching Hammer of the Gods
Welcome to “The Gods Must Be a Great Big Bag of Dicks: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e19: Hammer of the Gods.
The boys get knocked off whatever route they were taking to wherever they were going and end up for the night at a weirdly nice (but certainly not 4-star) hotel in the middle of nowhere. Dean sees an elephant in one of the rooms, Sammy won’t let him enjoy his pie in piece, and ope, there are gods having a meeting in the conference room. And the meeting is about Sam and Dean, because of course. Gabriel shows up to… help? But then Mercury makes a dick move and snitches them all out to Lucifer, who’s there in a heartbeat to make his claim on Sam and slaughter the other gods, including his brother, Gabe. Sadness. But his death gives the boys time to escape and Gabe doesn’t leave them empty-handed: he has a final message for them about the end times: they need to gather the rings of the 4 Riders so they can reopen Lucifer’s old Hell cage and shove him back in. Cut to the end scene in which Pestilence snots up a convenience store before riding off into the sunset. Gross.
[and we begin:]
Mace:
THAT WINK
   Lor:
YAAAAAAS
that's probably fine
Mace:
prolly
   Lor:
I mean, flowers. what could be bad
Mace:
and anyway, this genius repeatedly shouting HELLO? will fix it
   Lor:
oh definitely
omg lookit them all wet
Mace:
THE BOYS ARE ALL WET
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
   Lor:
LOLOLOL
omg Dean's face when the guy whips out a tissue
Mace:
YES
and when the dude mentions pie
   Lor:
YAAAS
most unbelievable thing on the show is Dean buying that he nicked himself shaving HOURS ago and didn't notice
Mace:
“how’re YOU doin?” DEAN NO
   Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
right?
   Lor:
"ten-four. copy" LOLOLOL
Mace:
HAHAHA
   Lor:
"unpucker, man. eat something"
Mace:
Sammy, buddy, let him eat some pie
   Lor:
omg, Sam, let the man eat his pie
Mace:
HAHAHAHA OMG
   Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL MACE
#us
Mace:
YES
okay ew maybe don’t eat the pie
   Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
“i’m young at heart"
   Lor:
HE'S YOUNG AT HEART
Mace:
YES
   Lor:
omg he thinks that's like the Rockefellers. pets him
RIGHT?!
Mace:
omg Sam, this is NOT a 4-star hotel
   Lor:
THAT IS NOT A FOUR STAR HOTEL
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
   Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
I need to take Sammy on a fancy hotel... adventure
   Lor:
YES
"joined at the lips"
omg the look on Dean's face
Mace:
right?!
this guy is really good at the creepy
   Lor:
RIGHT?
HAHAHA Sammy agrees
   Lor:
YES
"one night off. is that too much to ask"
Mace:
poor lil buddy
   Lor:
poor babies. you take Sammy to that hotel and I'll take Dean home and feed him homecooking
Mace:
YES
   Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the walking backwards
Mace:
omg Dean’s FACE
   Lor:
YES
"full-on Babar" that's at least the second reference to Babar he's made I love him
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW
Mace:
HAHAHA
welp, I-90 is nowhere near Muncie, guys
Like, nowhere near
   Lor:
"there's somebody behind me, isn't there?"
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
GROSS
   Lor:
EEEEEEEWWW
Mace:
they got Baldur right though. SO PRETTY
   Lor:
YES
"curb your wrath" LOLOLOL
Mace:
poor Sam is freaking out
   Lor:
YEP
Mace:
“this is a safe room” HAHAHAHA
   Lor:
and Dean is getting uncomfy
"oh I don't like his tone"
HAHAHA
lol Odin
"i will be eaten by a big wolf" and the chuckle!
Mace:
YES
   Lor:
"don't mock my world turtle" OMG
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
   Lor:
hahahaha them trying to sneak out
Mace:
YES and Kali responding I LOVE HER
   Lor:
YES
GABE
Mace:
wait, he is actually Loki, too?
   Lor:
"the elephant in the room. NOT YOU"
yeah, there's some shenanigans about this and I can't remember what it is
he's been pretending to be Loki bc of some deal with Loki or something?
Mace:
ah huh
“this had your stink all over it"
HAHAHA
   Lor:
"bite me, Gabriel" "maybe later, big boy"
LOL
Mace:
“you were uber-boning us"
   Lor:
"you were uber-boning us"
YES
Mace:
“chick was all hands” HAHAHAHA OMG
   Lor:
LOL RIGHT?
"we're gonna take the hors d'eouvres in the freezer with us"
Mace:
I don’t think that the Norse gods would be fooled by Gabe
   Lor:
yeah, agreed
Mace:
ooof, Kali is FINE
   Lor:
this whole episode is... odd. I don't dislike it and I approve the attempt to be like "there ARE other religions" but
RIGHT?
Mace:
agreed. they had a good idea but needed to think it through better
   Lor:
yeah
Mace:
OMG GHOSTFACERS
   Lor:
YAAAS
"my face is gonna be right in your box" OMG
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
   Lor:
"how's the rescue going" LOL DEAN
Mace:
HAHAHA
   Lor:
soooo, a blood spell works on an archangel?
"your story. not ours. westerners, I swear"
Mace:
yeah this is flimsy. unless he’s tricking her? I can’t remember what happens at all
omg Dean’s WTF face
   Lor:
RIGHT?
omg he just keeps calling them names
Mace:
YES
omg Sammy
   Lor:
I love that he just does not give up on saving those people
Mace:
right?!
“that thing can kill me"
   Lor:
"that thing can kill me"
Mace:
DIET ORANGE SLICE OMG
   Lor:
HAAAAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
   Lor:
"breaking them would be easier" his FACE
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Mercury, you dick
   Lor:
RIGHT?
I don't love the implication that Lucifer just IS stronger than all these other gods. Like, WHY?
Mace:
yeah
   Lor:
I feel like they've raised questions they just didn't need to
Mace:
maybe they’re working with the idea that gods are only as strong as belief in them makes them? I do like that line of thought, generally
   Lor:
ooo, yes I'd be down with that
not sure it's implied, but I'll accept the headcannon
Mace:
but yeah, otherwise this ep is flabby
“you are a great big bag of dicks” HAHAHAHA
   Lor:
YES
"boo hoo Daddy was mean to me so I'm gonna smash up all his toys"
oh, Kali. don't diss Baby. you ought to know what's good
Mace:
true, but Dean shouldn’t be calling her princess
   Lor:
ALSO TRUE
Mace:
okay so how does Gabriel come back later?
I can’t remember anything
   Lor:
I forget. apparently something we saw there isn't what we thought. except I'm pretty sure it's all retcon. at this point, we're absolutely supposed to think he's dead
Mace:
Ah
   Lor:
gosh I hope they kept the ones they got already
Mace:
HAHAHA
   Lor:
"oh is that all"
Mace:
HAHAHA
omg EWEWEWEW
   Lor:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Mace:
EEEEEWWWWW
Mace:
GROSSGROSSGROSSGROSS
   Lor:
oh jeez yuck yuck yuck
Mace:
oh god i may actually yarff
   Lor:
THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY OF THE BLOOD AND GORE
Mace:
IT SO VERY MUCH IS
   Lor:
SHUDDER
Mace:
so gross
   Lor:
welp. time for lunch!
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
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Rewatching Point of No Return
Welcome to “If You Weren’t Shipping Destiel before this Episode, You Are Now: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e18: Point of No Return.
The angels are peeved because Project Get the Winchesters to Say Yes is behind schedule and over-budget. Dean has run off and is prepping to say yes, but ope! it’s Sam with the surprise (?) ability to track down his brother and drag him home, where everyone takes a turn wailing on each other over aaaaall the drama. Then they discover Adam has been angel-resurrected and that the angels think he’ll do for a vessel for Michael. Dean’s not having that and tries to deliver himself into angel hands, but ope! it’s Cas with the homoerotic alley beating to save the day! Zach convinces Adam to come along; Adam gets trapped in the beautiful room; Sam and Dean have a fraught brother moment and go after him; Zach does fraternal torture to convince Dean to say yes; Dean is on the verge of doing so; but then ope! it’s Dean with the wink and the angel blade to Zach’s throat! Zach’s dead, no one’s said yes, and Sam and Dean escape. Oh oops, though. Adam doesn’t make it and is still in the clutches of the angels. That’s probably fine, right?
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
WHAT was in that jar? pickled onions?
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
“filthy what?"
Lor:
"absolutely. filthy what?"
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHA YES
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"naw. my boss" HAHAHA
Mace:
SNORK
Mace:
poor stewart
Lor:
Right?
Lor:
omg him singing when the saints go marching in
YES
Mace:
oh Dean
Lor:
oh Dean, honey
Lor:
the way this is like preparing to kill himself (which, he is basically but)
Mace:
maybe don’t put a loaded gun in a packing box?
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
the postal rules don't apply to Winchesters
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I love how they're always surprised that the other one finds them. like, guys
Mace:
HAHAHA YEP
Lor:
"I have to stop you" "you can try"
Mace:
Dean. Quit it with the demon blood stuff
Lor:
yeah
Lor:
OMG the look on Cas's face
Mace:
Cas’s dom face!
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Lor:
"you can't give up, son" GAH
Lor:
"you're not my father" NOT ON, DEAN
Mace:
DEAN. No, he’s MUCH better than your father
Mace:
JFC
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
somebody needs to slap him out of the snit he’s intent on sustaining
Lor:
yep. Cas is on it
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"because I promised you I wouldn't give up"
Mace:
oh, look, Bobby’s out-drama queening the drama queen
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
haaaaahahahah the whoosh and the papers flying around
Mace:
YES
Mace:
Cas is extra adorable in this ep
Lor:
he REALLY is
Lor:
jeez the awful music again. was this a really bad year for music rights or what?
Mace:
must have been
Mace:
He’s kicking some major assbutt in this one too
Lor:
YES
Lor:
was he chewing on his fingernails?
Mace:
i think so!
Lor:
I love him so much. don't chew your fingernails, baby, here, let me hold your hands
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
Cas just really likes pulling Winchesters out of graves
Mace:
GUYS. THINK.
Lor:
lol naaaaw
Mace:
they can’t actually be so dense that they don’t understand why the angels would want him
Lor:
i meeeeean
Mace:
why doesn’t he remember them? haven’t they met?
Lor:
it wasn't really him it was a ghoul
Lor:
OMG DEAN being so supportive
Mace:
oh right, but for some reason I thought there were two eps with him I have no memory
HAHAH YES
Lor:
poor Dean. HE wants to be the sword
Mace:
omg the blowjob meme shot!
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
HE DOES
Lor:
hahahaha omg Cas passive aggressiving him
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
SO HOT
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"cause they're angels" oh sweet summer child
Mace:
Oh, honey. Angels are dicks. Get in the now
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
I love Dean's look when Sam says there's another way
Mace:
YES
"the power of love" hAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"some guy who took me to a baseball game once a year" oooof the contrast with the way Dean felt when he found out that happened
Mace:
YES
Mace:
at least John was an equal opportunity asshole i guess
Lor:
HA!
Lor:
Sam is like we have beer at home
Mace:
we’ve got beer at home
Mace:
HAHAHAHA OMG
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lor:
okay, Adam, let's talk about being a baby and parenting your little brother. you have seat
Mace:
“we would have found you” I call bullshit because they know were he is later and…
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
JESUS CAS YOUR DOM BROW
Lor:
"last person who looked at me like that I got laid" YEAH YOU DID DEAN
Mace:
HAHAHA that’s pretty much when Dean says
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
or worse…EXPELLED
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHA
Lor:
oh Dean, baby
Lor:
"i'm tired, man"
Mace:
OH DEAN HONEY
Lor:
jesus his suicidal ideation and how it eventually kills him and Sam just lets him that time FUCK 327
Mace:
and poor Sammy trying to tread water and save Dean from drowning
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
YAS FUCK IT ALL TO HELL
Mace:
um, kind of fuck you, Dean
Mace:
leave Sammy alone
Lor:
"they're gonna find a way to turn you" "you're angry, you're self-righteous" GAH
Lor:
"don't say that to me, not you" GAAAAAH
Mace:
FRAUGHT
Lor:
SO fraught
Lor:
Cas, you idjit
Lor:
Dean! don't banish boyfriend!
Mace:
cripes, Cas
Mace:
rookie
Lor:
seriously
Lor:
"slight height advantage"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"cuff him to your chair" lol Sam come ON
Mace:
Sammy is so done
Lor:
right?
Lor:
poor Zach. those dumb flannel-wearing dopes just KEEP beating him
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"when the heat gets hot"?
Mace:
he’s floundering
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
"I'm Dean Winchester. Do you know who I am?" "Dear GOD" "I'll take that as a yes"
Lor:
"you pray too loud"
Mace:
I mean, that’s prolly what my reaction would be too
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
nnng Cas YAS
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
they should have worked out a safety word first though
Lor:
HAAHAHAHAHAHA they really should
Lor:
that's okay, apparently Dean's suicidal ideation is the safe word
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
Cas's FACE when Dean says do it
Lor:
"should I say it in Spanish?"
Lor:
"what the hell happened to him" "me"
Lor:
GOD THAT'S HOT
Mace:
now I need the scene where Cas takes Dean to a motel and very gently cleans him up
Lor:
RIGHT?
YAS IT IS
Lor:
GIVE US THE AFTERCARE
Mace:
YES
Mace:
shit, now I want a burger
Lor:
look, Zach, everyone like a cheese burger.
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
POINT PROVEN
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Lor:
"a clammy scrap of bait"
Mace:
buddy, the boys told you these dudes are dicks
Lor:
right?
Lor:
hasn't he been watching the show?
Mace:
snork
Lor:
"how you feeling?" LIKE SHIT SAM
Lor:
"don't piss off the nerd angels"
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"oh so the usual"
Mace:
sigh
Lor:
"isn't that a bad idea?"
Mace:
oh boys
Lor:
"they're right"
Lor:
omg these two
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
"i'll do it" "no you won't"
Mace:
“i guess i’m not that smart"
Lor:
oooof
Lor:
"you're still my big brother"
Mace:
GAH
Lor:
I CANNOT
Mace:
ME NEITHER
Mace:
the way he whispers it
Lor:
"dammit Zachariah. stop it please" I CANNNNNOOOOOOT
Mace:
NOPE
Lor:
YES
Lor:
his voice on "you bastard"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
HIS FACE
Mace:
omg HIS FACE
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
YES
Lor:
THE LITTLE SMILE AND THE TINY WINK
Mace:
THE WINK
Lor:
YAAAAAAAS
Mace:
oh DAMN YAS
Lor:
"Michael can't have me until he disintegrates you" YES DEAN
Mace:
“who’s more important to him now"
Mace:
SMARTY DEAN
Lor:
"but I am" GO DEAN GO
Lor:
he DID promise you he would stab you in your face
Mace:
YASYASYAS
Lor:
the WIIIIINGS
Lor:
I love the burned wings they do
Mace:
YES
Lor:
oh Dean
Lor:
you did your absolute goddamn best, baby
Mace:
he sure did
Lor:
"do you think Adam's okay?" yeah, Sam, I think he's at the movies having popcorn and some snowdrops
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
pets him
Lor:
"I just didn't want to let you down"
Lor:
someone needs to gentle dom him in a consensual manner SO HARD
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"screw destiny right in the face" that's it. that's the show
Mace:
yep
Lor:
sigh
Lor:
I want a cheeseburger so bad....
Mace:
RIGHT?!
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Rewatching 99 Problems
Welcome to “Abomination Boys are Hot: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e17: 99 Problems.
Sam and Dean get help fending off some demons chasing them in the form of an anti-demon roadblock and some locals who seems to know Enochian. Turns out an entire small town has turned into demon hunters, led by a pastor and his daughter, who appears to be a prophet. But things start looking hinky pretty quick, and when Cas shows up, he’s got the skinny on the preacher’s daughter: she’s the Whore of Babylon and she’s turned the town into a cult. She can only be killed with a special stake wielded by a servant of heaven, which Cas says rules both boys right out (Dean because he’s stubborn and Sam because he’s an abomination). But in the end, Dean is able to gank her, then he takes to the road in a snit to see Lisa and, essentially, tell her goodbye, I guess? Oh, and Cas found a liquor store and drank it because he’s bummed about God turning out to be a deadbeat dad.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
that looked like he had a clutch and I SWEAR Baby is an automatic
  Mace:
huh
  Lor:
how come THEY never thought of a holy water cannon
  Mace:
RIGHT?!
  Lor:
"those were demons and this is the apocalypse"
  Mace:
omg this dude thinking he knows more than our boys
  Lor:
Dean's little eyebrow raise
  Mace:
sit down, kid
YES
  Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
daaang the shotguns in church
  Mace:
it's what bwings us togevah today
  Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
  Mace:
seems bout right for the midwest
  Lor:
"you missed a few" LOOK DUDE
"someone's telling you somethin"
  Mace:
“angels. awesome.”
  Lor:
"the angels, awesome"
YES
  Mace:
HAHAHAHA
  Lor:
"snappy little exorcism spell"
  Mace:
boys, this feels like a cult. run.
  Lor:
he is SUS
YEP
  Mace:
YEP
“but you are the cutest”
  Mace:
jesus, Dean
HAHAHA CAS
Bleak, Dean. BLEAK.
  Lor:
he needs to simmer down
I love Cas not understanding tech
  Mace:
YES
  Lor:
"downright pious" DEAN WINCHESTER
"our Father in heaven" "not so much"
  Mace:
HAAAAHAHAHA
  Lor:
I kind of want to elbow him for being that way in church but he's NOT WRONG
  Mace:
I am completely fine with him being that way in church. Church is dumb.
  Lor:
haaaahahahaha
I... generally feel like if one is in someone else's church one should keep one's correct mutterings to oneself, but. Still. Yeah
was the music dude on vacay this week? what is this?
  Mace:
HAHAHA right?! weird soundtrack
  Lor:
when it's SO BAD like this I always wonder if it's some rights things or something and mean to go check my DVDs to see if it ALSO has terrible music but then I can't be arsed
oooh somebody has a crush on Dean...
"one more time, you can drive" I believe Sammy should be driving a lot more if that is the rubric, DeanDean
Ooooooo YES
  Mace:
yeah my suspicions are the same about the rights to the music
HAHAHA right?!
but that’s just Dean flirting
  Lor:
see, if you drink beer and have crushes on men, you get killed by a demon
  Mace:
YUP
  Lor:
LADY. HOW? is it their fault?
  Mace:
plus, Dean can’t get close to people because they get kilt. Or worse.
EXPELLED
  Lor:
has she clocked the queerness or is she just... whatever?
  Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
  Mace:
she’s just a mom who lost her son. i’ll allow it
  Lor:
mmmm. okay, I'll concede that. I'm just super not down with these folks
  Mace:
no i’m not either and she’s annoying. but still.
not nearly as annoying as prophet princess here
  Lor:
RIGHT?
get outta here with your chaste shirt ruffles
  Mace:
HAHAHA
  Lor:
"outlawed 90% of your personality." now, now, Sammy
  Mace:
HAHAHA he’s not wrong
oh DEAN
  Lor:
oh come on, Dean's personality is AT LEAST 15% unfortunate male 20th century authors he's read
  Mace:
SNORK!! fair point
  Lor:
Dean, honey, this is not the answer. the answer is a lake house with Cas
  Mace:
YEP
  Lor:
"you're chosen." "more like cursed" that IS what being chosen is, Dean. you should know this
  Mace:
right?
  Lor:
NONE of these people had a nanny, come on
Mace:
snork!
  Lor:
"I'm just pretty sure God stopped caring a long time ago"
I love that for them it is not a question of belief in his EXISTENCE it's belief in his goodness
  Mace:
ooof
Sammy is cute when he gets his panties in a twist about cults
  Lor:
yeeeeeah, it's a cult. YEP, Sammy, nail on the head. fundie bullshit
LOLOLOLOL he IS
"since the angels got the only lifeboats on the Titanic" oh, Dean
  Mace:
poor DeanDean is so done
  Lor:
he really is
he needs a little lesson in faith. in himself. from Cas
  Mace:
ope, playing the little brother card. nice one, Sam
  Lor:
LOL
  Mace:
YAS
  Lor:
"it's past curfew" in that little bitchy voice. I love him
  Mace:
YASYASYAS
snitches get stitches, Leiah
  Lor:
god this is fundie cult 101: do what we say otherwise you won't see your loved ones in heaven. I HATE IT
LOL
  Mace:
YEP
  Lor:
OMG DRUNK CAS
  Mace:
AND I DRANK IT
HAHAHAHA YAS
  Lor:
"I found a liquor store. AND I DRANK IT"
  HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
"she's not a prophet"
I love his attitude
  Mace:
“then what is she” figure it out, Sammy
YES
  Lor:
gee, Sam, something bad probably
"need a hand, padre"
  Mace:
“what country is this?” Canada, obvs, based on how that guy just say ‘sorry’
YES
  Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"now you're standing against the flock"
  Mace:
OOOF
  Lor:
Jesus ben Joseph is TWIRLING in his... well
HAHAHA
  Mace:
ON A BENDER
HAHAHA
  Lor:
"you all right?" "yes, it's not my blood" and he CLEARLY isn't all right
YES
"it... is not of import" haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
  Mace:
YEP
  Lor:
SOMEONE GET CAS SOME WATER
"the whore of Babylon" "that's catchy"
  Mace:
HAHAHA
  Lor:
IT'S FUNNIER IN ENOCHIAN
  Mace:
“it’s funnier in enochian"
HAHAHA
  Lor:
YAAAAAS
"innocent blood spilled in God's name" 
OOOF
"pimp of Babylon" DEAN
  Mace:
SNORK
  Lor:
ope "the greater good" time to bounce
  Mace:
YEP
“sam of course is an abomination"
  Lor:
"not you. or me. Sam, of course, is an abomination"
CAS
DUDE. be nicer to your brother in law
  Mace:
that’s alright. abominations are hot
  Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
okay, you all, you are ALL sinners! have none of them done the reading?
  Mace:
Lor, you’re making the rookie mistake of thinking that religious people in groups use any sort of logic or thinking processes
  Lor:
grumble mumble
I was just thinking this is kind of a remarkable little bit of commentary on American fundamental Christianity
"and you're an angel of heaven" "poor example of one" Cas! you're the best of all those bastards
  Mace:
YES
lookit the boyfriends bonding over their shitty dads
  Lor:
YAAAAS
and shared ibuprofen
  Mace:
YES
  Lor:
sharing ibuprofen is a big step
  Mace:
HUGE
lady, read the room
  Lor:
"pretty sure you're headed in a different direction" you tell her, Dean
  Mace:
YAS
  Lor:
"are you gonna do something stupid?" what are the odds, Sam?
  Mace:
SNORK!!
  Lor:
ooof him saying he's not gonna be okay
  Mace:
yeah
DEAN WINCHESTER
  Lor:
that's how you do that, Winchesters
  Mace:
HAHAHA
  Lor:
see, Sammy, always play the odds
  Mace:
these two
  Lor:
he could find where she moved to but not her number?
  Mace:
right!? I’m confused
  Lor:
"it's with you. and the kid." I think it's mostly the kid
right?
  Mace:
how does she not just grab him and start going to town on him after that?
  Lor:
RIGHT?
"like your kind of bad?"
  Mace:
ooof
DEAN. WINCHESTER. NO.
  Lor:
"whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it" best thing she ever says
  Mace:
YEP
and HOW is he extra beautiful in this scene?!
WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO US
  Lor:
RIGHT?
HOW DO THEY DO IT?
  Mace:
OOOOF
  Lor:
now that they're setting her up as a love interest, she's in a MUCH lower income house
  Mace:
HAHAHA YEP I noticed that too
  Lor:
it's nice but before she was in a new development and everything was all new and shiny and white
YES
  Mace:
YEP
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Rewatching Dark Side of the Moon
Welcome to “Everyone Needs a Hug: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e16: Dark Side of the Moon.
Sam and Dean wake up to find themselves at shotgun point. Two hunters have it out for Sam because he started the apocalypse. And they shoot the boys dead! And then Dean wakes up—in a memory of a Fourth of July when he and Sam were teenagers and Dean got them fireworks to set off. It is a good memory. But—what? The boys are in heaven, and they come across several of their own memories, the content of which create some fraught. Cas contacts Dean and says they should take this opportunity to find the garden and talk to Joshua. Because Joshua talks to God, and maybe he can help them find God or convince God to help. With a neat assist from Ash and a little noncon from Pamela, the boys do find Joshua, who is kind of awesome but also warns them in no uncertain terms that God is out, aaall the way out, and they should stop trying to get his attention. Then he sends them back to Being Alive, and Cas is devastated at the news about God. He gives Dean back the amulet, which Dean despairing throws away. GAH.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
nnnnggg they gave us the dom brow in the recap
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
BELLY SLEEPING
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Lor:
he's so casual! and Sam is just like "so this is what is happening this morning"
Lor:
"do you two seem a tad upset?"
Mace:
HAHAHA YEP
Mace:
omg Dean’s face
Lor:
yeeeeeah, you guys are lucky you didn't die just from the incandescent anger coming off him
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
WHEN I come back. I love him
Mace:
YASYASYAS
Mace:
Hooo boy, I’d forgotten about this ep
Lor:
yeeeeeeeah
Lor:
everyone needs a hug so bad in this one
Mace:
heck, so do I when it’s over
Lor:
I WILL HUG YOU
Mace:
SQUISH
Lor:
omg Sammy hugging Dean for getting them fireworks for July 4th bc Dad wouldn't let them. I cannot
Mace:
RIGHT?!
“condolences”
Lor:
"Condolences"
Mace:
Jesus, Cas
Lor:
OMG GOD CAS
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lor:
"how'd I get to heaven?"
Lor:
oh Dean
Mace:
oh HONEY
Lor:
"for you it's a road" is one of those lines. like there's nothing TO it but there's so much IN IT
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
oh Sammy
Mace:
omg DEAN
Mace:
“wow, just wow”
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Lor:
I would bet a small amount of money that that set is Bobby's house
Mace:
“clean living, i guess"
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
OOOO
Mace:
cripes, neither one thinks they belong in heaven
Lor:
Dean. "triplets and latex." stop it
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
IDJITS
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
YES
Lor:
the way this is HEARTBREAKING for both of them in like opposite directions
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"like you've lost your mind" haaaahahahahaha, SAM
Mace:
“okay thanks Carol Ann” HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"don't go into the light"
Lor:
HA
Lor:
"YOU find him"
Mace:
Dean saying he’s assful of angels OHMYGOD
Lor:
now, now, Dean, don't fight with your boyfriend
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
"hit the yellow bricks, hit this Joshua cat" Dean. YOUR IDIOLECT
Mace:
YASYASYAS
Lor:
"you think the road is in a closet?"
Mace:
well, he DOES have an assful of angel...
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
okay, we are getting Dean that tshirt for his birthday
Mace:
omg YES
Mace:
omg their FACES
Lor:
YES
Lor:
poor little guys
Lor:
OMG HIS FACE WHEN SHE'S POURING HIM MILK
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"it's not your memory, Sam, sorry" GAH
Mace:
and Sam’s face watching it happen
Lor:
"just give me a minute" OMG
Mace:
YES
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"wasn't perfect until after she died" crawls in a blanket fort and cries
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
“I’ll never leave you"
Lor:
OMG HIM HUGGING HER. HE'S FOUR
GAAAAAHHHH
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"WHAT?"
Mace:
“how long you’ve been cleaning up dad’s messes"
Mace:
OOOOFFFF
Lor:
"I never realized how long you've been cleaning up Dad's messes" OWOWOWOWOWOW
Lor:
YES
Lor:
BONES!
Mace:
BONES
Lor:
"this is a good memory for you?"
Lor:
WHERE DID HE GET A WELL CARED FOR GOLDEN RETRIEVER?
Lor:
"and when Dad came home"
Mace:
Jesus
Lor:
you will not convince me John did not hit Dean
Mace:
right?!?!
Lor:
"I never thought about it like that" OOOOOF
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
Dean. Buddy.
Lor:
"this is the night you ditched us for Stanford. this is a good memory for you?"
Mace:
You KNOW how shitty your dad was
Lor:
YEP
Lor:
and he feels abandoned too
Lor:
they had completely different childhoods and I love it when they show us that
Mace:
agreed!
Lor:
ooooo, Zach, you are such a slime. he's so GOOD
Mace:
he really is
Lor:
but it's FUN watching them run
Mace:
YES
Mace:
omg I forgot about Ash being here!!
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"number one snake handler"
Lor:
I love that even in heaven Ash is hacking the shit out of things
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
YES!!
Lor:
"except without all the antisemitism"
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
the implication that Sam and Dean share a heaven when everyone else has their own
Mace:
Yes! So sweet
Lor:
YES
Mace:
no way einstein is in heaven
Lor:
though it does make me ask SO MANY QUESTIONS
Lor:
HA!
Lor:
"you don't remember" GAH
Mace:
Yoicks
Mace:
“a lot of good it did” oh DEAN
Lor:
oooof DEAN
Lor:
"ooooo!" ASH
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"it's nice to finally have a practical application for string theory" HAHAHAHA
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"I'M COOL WITH IT!"
Mace:
“I’m cool with it” “He’s cool with it"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YES
Lor:
none of these things sound like heaven to me?
Lor:
yep, I'm with Dean
Mace:
ME TOO
Lor:
"at least i'm not in hell" is NOT a good template for heaven, COME ON
Lor:
"that's not real, that's memerox" god he watched SO MUCH TV as a kid stuck in motels, didn't he?
Mace:
he really really did
Lor:
I love that he seems to be writing an equation, not a sigil or something
Mace:
Laura, he just TOLD you it’s string theory, so of course
Lor:
NONCON IS STILL NONCON IN HEAVEN PAMELA
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL sorry, sorry
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"i love you but you're not real" oooof
Mace:
oh yeah, so heaven like
Lor:
"I never loved you. You were my burden" the way this is Zach manipulating Dean's worst fear AND THEN SEASON TWELVE HAPPENS
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
omg Dean backing away
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"everybody leaves you, Dean"
Lor:
SOMEONE HOLD HIM
Mace:
JFC
Mace:
EWEWEWEW
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
(and that’s on both sides)
Lor:
way to make it weird, ACG
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
*ZACH
Lor:
lol
Lor:
(there may have been kitten assistance with that particular mistype)
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
it's okay, Zach, no one can ever close the deal on the Winchesters. you're just average terrible
Mace:
“but I’m petty” HAHAHA
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
YES
Lor:
JOSHUA
Lor:
another character I wish we'd gotten to see more of
Mace:
YES
Lor:
SHOCKINGLY most of my top five are Black
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"it's nice...ish. I guess"
Mace:
CLEVELAND BOTANICAL GARDENS
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"Cleveland Botanical Gardens"
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"gardener to gardener" THAT is giving Chuck WAY to much credit
it absolutely is
Lor:
the fact that they had a "and he found love with an angel after all this and they built their OWN relationship" RIGHT THERE and they left it on the table at the end is SUCH a failure of understanding their own writing jeezy creezy
Lor:
that was a VERY impressive gasp for air, Jared
Mace:
YEPYEPYEP
Mace:
it really was!
Lor:
oh Cas
Mace:
so what does the whole “this time he wants you to remember” business? exactly how many times have they been to heaven and under what circumstances and whY DON’T WE KNOW ABOUT IT
Lor:
"you son of a bitch. I believed in you"
Lor:
SOMEONE HOLD HIM
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
poor Cas
Lor:
Right?
Lor:
omg the amulet
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"you and me. we'll find it"
Mace:
Sammy’s FACE
Lor:
AND THEN DEAN THROWS AWAY THE SAMULET I CANNOT
Mace:
DEAN WINCHESTER YOU PICK THAT UP OUT THE TRASH RIGHT NOW
Lor:
oh Sam
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
that doesn't symbolize god to you, Dean! it's Sam! you go back and get it!
Mace:
Exactly!
Lor:
jeeeeez that ep. I remembered most of the memories stuff but I'd forgotten how much ow there was in the second half
Mace:
Plus, dramatic gestures won’t get you anywhere, yeesh
Lor:
right?
Mace:
yeah, that’s a rough one
Lor:
I mean, I assume we are supposed to read throwing it away as a loss of faith in everything, including them, BUT STILL
Mace:
right? and right in front of Sammy. smacks Dean upside
Lor:
tsk
Lor:
they need hugs and jimjams and toasted cheese sandwiches
Mace:
THEY DO
hugs you
Lor:
I did promise
Mace:
YAAASSS
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watchingspnagain · 6 months ago
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Rewatching Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Welcome to “You’re Being Dumb, Sam. Sam, Don’t Be Dumb: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e15: Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
The dead are getting up out of their graves in Bobby’s hometown, but nobody wants the boys’ help because they’re getting their loved ones back. Until, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. Still, Bobby - and the town sheriff, JODY!! - remain stubborn about shooting their wife and child, respectively, until it’s very almost too late.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
haaaaaahahahaha the voiceover on the tv
  Mace:
YES
“First the animal reacts with confusion” HAHAHA
  Lor:
YES it's great
"who died and made you queen?" and Dean's face!
  Mace:
“Who died and made you queen?:
HAHAHAHA
  Mace:
YES
  Lor:
LOLOLOL
oh sure Dean, you can climb out of your grave, but when someone else does it, you're all "that doesn't happen"
  Mace:
SNORK
JODY
  Lor:
YAAAAAAS
we arrive at the era where there's some great female characters who are around for more than one ep
  Mace:
YES
but gods forbid they actually let them have their own spinoff
  Lor:
OMG THEIR FACES
  Mace:
OMG BUSTED
“bullcrap” HAHAHA YAS JODY GET EM
  Lor:
"that is a... FUN coincidence"
  Mace:
YES
she is HOT
  Lor:
yes
"what is that smell? is that SOAP?" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
  Mace:
SNORK!!
  Lor:
A tank of gas? I love you, Baby, but you guzzle the dinosaur sludge
  Mace:
HA right?!
  Lor:
Dean Winchester, are you whistling in a graveyard?
  Mace:
he IS
  Lor:
I am SURE he was taught better'n that
  Mace:
okay what’s with the smell metaphors?
  Lor:
YAAAAAAAAS
SNORK
LOL
"are you confessing?"
  Mace:
poor boys are confused
  Lor:
"and? and you're welcome?" 
YES
  Mace:
YAS
  Lor:
"you're a zombie." "I'm a taxpayer" too soon, too soon
  Mace:
HAAAAHAHAHA
Bobby is NOT helping unconfuse the boys
  Lor:
poor Bobby and his dumb nephews
NOPE
  Mace:
oh no, i forgot about Bobby’s wife
  Lor:
yeeeeeah
she can make pie though, so it's fine
  Mace:
Sammy, don't give him that look, if PIE
  Lor:
RIGHT?
maybe if you brought Dean his pie when he asked for it, he'd be less likely to take pie from zombies, SAM
  Mace:
HAHAHAHA
that pie DOES look good
  Lor:
it DOES
"well there were the lightning storms" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
  Mace:
SNORK
  Lor:
"MUST BE THURSDAY"
it's okay, Dean, I will soothe your temples. come lie down with me. I gotcha
  Mace:
Ah yes, that old chestnut. Every show in the history of TV is, I think, contractually obligated to make that joke
  Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
i do think it's written down that if you make it past season 4 you gotta
  Mace:
YEP
  Lor:
oh Bobby
  Mace:
“what would you do if you were us?"
  Lor:
that's not in keeping with the rest of the book, Bobby
ooof
oh his FACE. don't mess with his uncle
  Mace:
YES
Dean is TORN. She’s a zombie but she’s offering lunch and more PIE
  Lor:
I do REALLY like her. like, "you think I let Bobby tell me what to do?"
RIGHT?
  Mace:
YES
  Lor:
"or being dead"
  Mace:
“or being dead”
  Mace:
subtle, Dean
  Lor:
yep, that's him, smooth and subtle
he is so dang PRETTY
Mace:
he really is
Lor:
Don't worry he WILL BE
  Mace:
“my job is to bring him peace” oh, girl, no
  Lor:
yeeeeeeah
not a great foundation for a partnership there
  Mace:
EW
  Lor:
now Sam. don't be dumb
you're being dumb, Sam
  Mace:
DAMMIT SAMMY
EWEWEWEW
  Lor:
GROSS
  Mace:
SO SO GROSS
  Lor:
I hope they use their fake credit cards to get them their vaccines
  Mace:
YES
dammit, Bobby, you’re being an idjit
  Lor:
RIGHT?
AND hurting the boys
"we're his family, Sam" oh, Dean, hon
  Mace:
YUP
  Lor:
"okay. I'll head to town and... rescue everyone"
oh Sammy
  Mace:
how do you get a little kid actor to do that without giving the poor thing nightmares?!
  Lor:
RIGHT?
I love that Sammy knows to call her sheriff to get her to focus
  Mace:
YES
poor Jody
  Lor:
RIGHT?
I think sometimes I forget that her story starts with so much trauma
I mean, par for the course for hunters, but
  Mace:
I had totally forgotten!
man up and respect her wishes, Bobby
  Lor:
ooooof
making a lot of noise for someone trying to sneak in there, DeanDean
  Mace:
SNORK
  Lor:
omg those two
  Mace:
YES
  Lor:
"I thought HE was the town drunk"
HAHAHA
  Lor:
i enjoy the implication that every town only gets one
  Mace:
HAHAHAHA excellent point
Dean you did NOT just drop your gun
  Lor:
he's having some trouble this ep
  Mace:
he really is
  Lor:
he's probably distracted by whatever this music is
  Mace:
RIGHT?! I mean, what the shit ?
  Lor:
the tag teaming while one of them is in a wheelchair is pretty cool
  Mace:
YES
Oh, pie!
  Lor:
LOL
  Mace:
“Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong?"
HAHAHAHAHA
  Lor:
"don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ooooo I love that there’s no answer to "you okay?"
  Mace:
YES
Look, I get that she’s your wife, Bobby, but a full separate pyre? Really?
#dramaqueen
  Lor:
HA!
"she was the love of my life. how many times do I gotta kill her?"
jeeeeeeez
  Mace:
Sammy, quit asking if these people are okay.
  Lor:
RIGHT?
SAM
  Mace:
SAMMY. WHAT DID I JUST SAY.
  Lor:
WELL THAT WAS CHEERFUL
  Mace:
It sure was.
But hey, JODY!
  Lor:
YAAAAAAAAS
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Rewatching My Bloody Valentine
Welcome to “‘Now I need White Castle’: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e14: My Bloody Valentine.
A couple at the end of a date have a sweet kiss goodnight that turns into them… eating each other? A man keeps eating Twinkies until his stomach literally explodes? Cas can’t stop himself from eating burger after burger? Dean doesn’t want to go cruise on Valentine’s evening? What gives? After a detour into suspicion of a Cupid, the boys learn that Famine is in town, and rather than bringing starvation, he’s amplifying everyone’s desires and turning them insatiable. Everyone but Dean. Sam, meanwhile, is desperate for demon blood. Dean locks Sam up to keep him safe from his own desires and works with Cas to figure out that Famine is harvesting and consuming human souls. They track Famine, intent on stealing his ring to stop him, as worked with War. Famine claims that Dean isn’t affected by his power because he’s got nothing inside. Meanwhile, Sam has escaped and had himself a demon-blood snack. He is able to vanquish Famine but at the cost of being lost to the demon blood once more. Dean and Cas lock him in the panic room at Bobby’s to detox again, and Dean, after listening to his brother crying and begging to be let out, wanders outside, where he tearfully prays to God for help.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Mace:
“I don’t want to be alone on V-day” is not a great reason for a second date, dude
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
okay, ew
Lor:
yeeeeeeah
Lor:
I'm behind the couch. I'm not scared or anything but EW
Mace:
yeah gross and i don’t need the sounds
Lor:
bllllleeeeeee the squishy sounds
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I'm only mostly dead!
Mace:
omg Sammy’s face
Lor:
YES
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
oh she didn't drink or swear so she was a nice girl.
Mace:
barf
Lor:
Ew, 2009
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
Sammy in a suit bringing me takeout burgers YAS
Lor:
OMG DEAN lookit you sitting there with your sleeves rolled up
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
YES
Lor:
it's nice that we don't have to fight over them
Lor:
"where am i going?"
Mace:
it really is
Mace:
jesus, sammy’s arms in that shirt
Lor:
awww he doesn't want to go out on Valentine's Day to try to pull. I WONDER WHO HE MIGHT HAVE MET THAT CHANGED HIS MIND
HAHAHAHA
Mace:
i…don’t really blame her for shooting him for that
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
haaaaahahahahaha the leg falling off the chair
Mace:
YES
Mace:
DEAN WINCHESTER
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHHA HIS FACE when he does it
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"angel scratches" pets him
Lor:
OMG THE PHONE CALL
Mace:
OHMYGOD CAS
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"i'm going to hang up now" I CANNOT
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"they're not incontinent"
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
"course we do"
Lor:
Dean. control your face, hon
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
OPE, DEAN’S NOT HUNGRY
Mace:
he must be troubled about something
yep. sommat's wrong
Mace:
“no one likes it"
Lor:
"are we in a fight?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
hahahahaha YES
Lor:
"popping people with your poison arrow"
Lor:
he's so deliciously wordy
Mace:
he really is
Lor:
the thumbs up and their faces
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"what does heaven care if Harry meets Sally?" Heaven would rather they hadn't, I'm pretty sure
Mace:
SNORK
Mace:
“I punched a dick"
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHA OMG
Lor:
oh Dean, baby, don't punch angels, it hurts
Lor:
"OR NOT"
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Samuel, your sideburns. I am begging you
Mace:
HAHAHA RIGHT?!
Lor:
"I'd say it was a very peculiar thing to do" well done, dude
Mace:
I like him
Lor:
yeah, I do, too, honestly
Lor:
he seems like he's seen things but is still mostly okay
Mace:
YES
Mace:
Sam, why did you follow him into an alley, hon?
Lor:
Winchester stupid
Mace:
Not alone at least
Mace:
HAHAHA YEP
Mace:
“what’s the worst that could happen?” oh Dean
Lor:
he should know better by now
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
THE EXACTLY MEME
Lor:
"and when did you start eating?"
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Lor:
omg Cas's eyes when he nodded
Mace:
YES
Mace:
omg now i need white castle
Lor:
I've never had it
Lor:
BUT I AM WILLING TO TRY IT
Mace:
omg they’re so good
Mace:
ew
Lor:
seriously
Mace:
“what are you, the hamburgler?"
Lor:
YES
Lor:
I love that they bother with the reference in a line that's off screen
Mace:
YES
Lor:
oh Sammy. Oh Dean. their faces
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
"be careful. and HURRY" oooof
Mace:
they couldn’t find a more comfortable place to lock him up?
Mace:
oh no, not him
Lor:
no no that wouldn't be nearly pathetic enough
Lor:
poor Dr Coreman!
Mace:
snork
Lor:
shouldn't his soul be in heaven?
Lor:
why is it in his DEAD BODY
Lor:
figure out your metaphysics, show!
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
okay, seriously, I really want a hamburger now
Lor:
"it's in the low hundreds"
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
"where's your hunger, Dean" he's sublimated it into you, Cas
Mace:
“god no, I’m just well fed”
Lor:
YES
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
(I actually can never figure out a good solid reason that makes big picture sense why Dean isn't affected. it FEELS right, but I don't get it)
Mace:
(maybe because he feels so strongly that he doesn’t deserve it?)
Mace:
(i dunno)
Mace:
(or that what he wants is in that car with him right now and he’s in too much denial about it)
Lor:
(mmm maybe? maybe there is something to the well fed thing? like, he doesn't attach any strong desire to food and sex and drink. he just gets them when he wants them and he definitely enjoys them, but they aren't really what he DESIRES. and he doesn't let himself desire what he really wants)
Lor:
(LOL I think you said the same thing I did MUCH more succinctly)
Mace:
(HAHAHAHAHA)
Lor:
oh ew
yeah
Lor:
I hate raw ground beef. bleck
Mace:
yeah, ick
Lor:
"making people cuckoo for cocoa puffs" haahahaha
Mace:
snork
Lor:
"I like to think it's because of the strength of my character"
Mace:
pets him
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"that's one deep dark nothing you've got there" see, I don't buy it
Lor:
there has never been a character with more IN him than Dean
Mace:
yeah, but he’s convinced himself otherwise, and maybe Famine is just playing with those thoughts instead of telling any truths
Lor:
ooo yeah that could be. and I do buy Dean might be depressed at this moment. which would track with what he said
Mace:
oooh smarty Sammy
Lor:
YES
Mace:
but, buddy, wash your face
Lor:
for real
Lor:
oh Dean
Mace:
Oh Sammy
Lor:
poor boys wraps them all in blankets
Mace:
YES
Mace:
oh TEARS
Mace:
poor boy
Lor:
YAAAAS
Lor:
gaaaaaaah I CANNOT
Lor:
how many times do we see him tearfully asking his dad or god for help and getting silence as an answer?
A LOT
Lor:
a feel like there's a Fuck 327 essay I could unpack in there, too, but I'm having a pleasant afternoon and I don't want to get all wrathy
Mace:
The good part is one of the most believable things in the whole show #athiestreading
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
HA! yep (although I find it particularly galling to watch that scene having seen the whole show knowing God IS in fact there and is just not arsed/has his own reasons not to help. JUST LIKE JOHN in season one
YEP
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Rewatching The Song Remains the Same
Welcome to “Smells Like Idjits and Oedipus in Here: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e13: The Song Remains the Same.
The Stupidest Angel, aka Anna, gets sent back in time to kill the boys’ parents before they can make a baby Sammy, in an attempt to preemptively win Armageddon. Sam and Dean don’t take too kindly to this notion, and so Cas sends them back in time to 1978 to stop Anna. Dean meets up with his parents again and Sam sees his mom for the first time. There is emoting. And Dean tries to warn Mary about the night the yellow-eyed demon kills her, but, of course, fails. In the meantime, John finds out about Mary’s hunter past and freaks just a little, then asks the boys to teach him how to help fight the good fight. In the battle that follows, Sammy gets ganked, but Michael busts in all deus ex machina style in John’s body, and Dean finds out that he’s not the *only* vessel for the archangel, but that he’s in the bloodline that can serve as such. Then they have a spat about whether or not following Daddy’s orders blindly is a good idea, and whether free will is a thing or just a hoax. Michael agrees to save Sam and transport them both back to the future, but he also wipes John’s and Mary’s memory of the whole thing, which means Dean’s attempts to save his mom are for naught. Sadness. Sam, Dean, and Cas are zapped back to their current-time hotel, and Dean toasts Team Free Will.
And we begin:
Lor:
“this is awkward”
Mace:
oh boo hoo, Anna
Lor:
Anna can piss off with picking on him for his dreams when she invaded his head without permission
"then what are you doing with that knife?"
  Mace:
oh bitch you did NOT
Lor:
oh she did
that can't stand
  Mace:
NOPE
“because Sam is my friend.”
Lor:
"Sam is my friend"
YAAAAAAAAS
and also, boyfriend would never forgive me
  Mace:
HAHAHA
“she’s uh glenn close"
Lor:
omg the look Dean gives Cas, like "tell him NO"
  Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOL
  Mace:
YES
“i don’t understand that reference"
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE
I LOVE HIM
Lor:
YESYESYES
as soon as the events of this ep are over, Dean frogmarches Cas to a VCR and shows him Back to the Future
  Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
oh hurt Cas nnnnggggg
  Mace:
YAS  
Lor:
"the mustaches alone" Sammy Winchester, speak to me about your sideburns
  Mace:
DOCTOR ANGEL MEDICINE WOMAN
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
  Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
ooof, Sammy
  Mace:
omg the tears in sam’s eyes
Lor:
YES
"eerie"
  Mace:
HAHAHA
dammit, John
Lor:
doin' stuff wrong even before he turned into a dick
  Mace:
HAHAHA YEP
god i really don’t like anna
Lor:
RIGHT?
AND IT'S YOUR FAULT, JOHN
  Mace:
YEP
“awkward family road trip”  
Lor:
omg the boys' looks when he says he'll turn the car around
YES
  Mace:
YES
oh yes, you are in fact useless, you idiot
Lor:
YEP
"you really remind me of my dad"
THE WAY HE SAYS IT OMG
  Mace:
YES
“who the hell does that to a kid” EXACTLY
Lor:
"what kind of irresponsible bastard" HAAAAHAHAHAHA
"your father was supposed to protect you"
"he died trying" I mean. sort of
  Mace:
yeah
no, Sammy, he really could have done better
and you deserved better. way better
Lor:
RIGHT?
if he couldn't give up his revenge nonsense, he should have parked them with Bobby permanently
  Mace:
YEP
Lor:
oh hello, past!Uriel
  Mace:
YES
Lor:
very pretty
still a dick
 Mace:
YES
Lor:
BUT DAD DID
  Mace:
YUP
Dean, is this a good idea? Telling her her future? Feels...risky
Lor:
right?
  Mace:
Oh Dean. Honey.
Lor:
RIGHT?
"so we're never born. he's right" these dopes. always with the self-sacrifice
  Mace:
“we’re okay with that” OH DEAN HONEY NO
YEP
idjits
Lor:
SOMEONE HUG THESE BOYS
  Mace:
and then also knock their heads together
Lor:
YEP
also, Dean, you should KNOW THIS. you were born in January of 79. Odds are real good that if you're in 78, she's pregnant
  Mace:
RIGHT?! THINK, MCFLY
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  Mace:
(I’m pretty proud of that one)
Lor:
(it really was very good)
  Mace:
(bows)
he’s way hotter as Michael
SIX DEGREES OF HEAVEN BACON OMG
Lor:
"six degrees of Heaven Bacon" haaaaaaahahahahahaha
YES
  Mace:
“because I am a good son"
man, this show has SO MANY daddy issues
Lor:
YEP
"I have to believe that I choose what I do with my unimportant little life"
that's it, that's the show
  Mace:
Huh. And here I thought “idjits” was the show.
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
it's the idjits chasing free will show
  Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
OMG his FACE
  Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
that's not FATE though, that's Michael taking an action
  Mace:
Look, Dean, when you DO get Mary back, she’s not that great a mom, to be honest.
Lor:
RIGHT?
  Mace:
Ah, but what is fate but actions taken?
Lor:
MY DUDE
don't get all classics up in here
(always get all classics up in here, I love it)
  Mace:
YOU JUST GOT OEDIPUSSED
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  Mace:
Sorry, scratch that. feels dirty.
Lor:
"I'm not laughing"
  Mace:
OOOF
Lor:
I figured you... meant it to be dirty
  Mace:
HAAAAHAHAHA Fair enough
Lor:
lol
"and if you could save Mom? what would you say?"
ooooof
  Mace:
right?!
Lor:
boy they sure do ask us to believe these two younguns age a LOT in four and a half years
"angels are watching over you"
  Mace:
it’s the Dumbledore Effect
  Mace:
OOOF
Lor:
HA!
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Rewatching Swap Meat
Welcome to “A Trio of Teenagers Is about to Find Out: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e12: Swap Meat.
Sam walks into a bar alone, orders an umbrella drink, and misses entirely that he’s being hit on by a sexy lady. It’s almost like… he’s someone else. Because he is! A teenaged boy who is tired of his father-prescripted grind to get into MIT has worked a spell to switch bodies with Sam. But whoops! It involves a dark book and a demon, who shows up to possess one of the teenagers so she can deliver the Winchesters to hell. One of the teens finds out by way of getting his heart ripped out of his chest, but the boys manage to save the others. Then Sam and Dean disagree a bit about what they are or are not missing by living the lives they do.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Mace:
OMG THIS ONE
Lor:
"I would like to purchase an alcohol please"
Lor:
YAAS
Mace:
Jared is SO GOOD in this one
Lor:
YES
Mace:
He really is stunning
Lor:
he does SUCH a good job with the "something is different/someone else is in him" ones
Mace:
“thank you for asking, Crystal” HAHAHA
Mace:
he really does!
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
"i kinda like this bar"
Mace:
ADORABLE
OMG THE STRAW ON THE LIP
Mace:
YES
Mace:
I feel like this is closer to the real Jared than Sam ever gets
Lor:
"i would love to have the sex with you" HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
YES
Mace:
HAHAHA
"the whole outfit is new" LOL
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
HE LEFT HIS CHILDREN WITH THE MAID AT THE HOTEL
Lor:
god bless her and fuck John
Mace:
the looks they give each other at “he loved you boys"
YES
Lor:
YEP
Lor:
sounds like they have a cat
Mace:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA OMG
Lor:
nnnngggg Dean
Mace:
I want DeanDean to promise me something. Anything, really, I just want him to look me in the eye and say it
OMG YES
Mace:
omg the look Dean gives the ‘salad shake'
Lor:
the way he hands him the fork. somehow it's loving AND completely withering at the same time
Lor:
YES
Mace:
“what? no. weird.”
Mace:
DEAN
Mace:
YESYES
Mace:
Dean. You don’t really want a wife, either, babe.
Lor:
oh Dean. it's okay if you want rugrats though
Mace:
indeed
Lor:
I wonder what Sammy is drinking. Dean is 100% drinking Coke. Iced tea for Sam maybe?
Mace:
unsweetened, the weirdo
Lor:
well sure. and they're in Massachusetts. They don't know how to make sweet tea there
Mace:
snork
Lor:
OMG Jared in the dumb uniform
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
okay, now I need to know if the cops in MA wear hats like that. bc I think no
Mace:
HAHAHA
Mace:
poor Sammy
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
okay, guys, this is not drunk behavior. they should be more worried
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
omg the way Dean takes the bag
YES
Mace:
omg Dean NO DON’T LET HIM DRIVE
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
of all the times for him to be like "sure"
Mace:
also, cmon, you know this isn’t Sam
RIGHT?!
Lor:
yeah, I feel like he should be suspicious by now
Mace:
“I think I got asthma” HAHAHA
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
nice Star Wars shirt, kid
Mace:
SASQUATCH
Mace:
YES
Lor:
Sam. Gross.
Lor:
He's a teenager, leave him alone
Mace:
right?
Lor:
satanic bastard I will allow
Lor:
"leave me alooone"
Mace:
OMG SAM
“Let me guess, I’m amazing at Latin”
Lor:
well this dad deserves to be disrespected at
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
Look, Sam, I love you, but… the kid’s prolly better than you at Latin
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA probably is
"nice work. I guess"
Mace:
And Sam wasn’t even there to hear it
Lor:
yeeeeah
Lor:
okay Dean. you REALLY should be suspicious now
Mace:
Right?!
Mace:
I love Sam in that striped hoodie
RIGHT?
Mace:
“…yeah….” Dean is DONE
Lor:
YES
Lor:
omg the face right before he falls
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Mace:
Come on, Dean, get there
Lor:
RIGHT
Lor:
"yeah, I feel like that a lot"
“wow you are drunk” omg Dean
Lor:
"you ARE drunk" ooof Dean
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
pair this up with knowing John wasn't his Dad because he was proud of him, and i mean. just. oooof
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"have you idiots been talking to demons?"
HAHAHA Sam is their Bobby
Lor:
HA YES
Lor:
yeah, don't be a loser, Trev
Mace:
snork
Mace:
Trev’s a dumbdumb and will likely get just what he deserves
YEP
Mace:
“you’re not Sam” FINALLY, DEAN, JESUS
Lor:
good of you to join us, Dean
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Mace:
Wow, Trev’s Latin is even worse than Sammy’s
SNORK
Lor:
"aren't you just 98 pounds of nothing"
Mace:
YES
Mace:
omg the “DO NOT” look Sammy gives her
Lor:
"a dangerous warlock named Gary"
Lor:
YES
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
how is Trevor this dumb?
Mace:
right?!
Mace:
well that was satisfying
Lor:
"tastes like moron"
Lor:
HA!
Mace:
okay, those messages should be in the kid’s voice, no?
Lor:
right?
Lor:
also the alcohol shouldn't have made Gary drunk bc he's in Sam's body
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"uh. nothing"
Mace:
kids these days
Lor:
lol
Lor:
lol Dean
Mace:
“So. Gary.”
Lor:
"my bad? my bad ain't gonna cut it"
Lor:
"because we would kill you"
Mace:
Stern father looks good on him
Lor:
it SO DOES
Lor:
omg the wave to Nora
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
"or we don't know what we're missing"
Mace:
oh Dean
Lor:
right?
Mace:
I’m with Sam on this one. I hate that song
Lor:
LOLOL
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Rewatching Sam, Interrupted
Welcome to “Dean’s Love of Pudding Knows No Mental Health Bounds: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e11: Sam, Interrupted.
An old hunter friend, who is suffering from hunting PTSD and currently resides in a mental hospital, calls the boys in to investigate a string of weird deaths in the joint. In order to gain full access, Sam and Dean decide to get themselves admitted (it’s not hard; they just tell the truth about their lives). As they try to track down the monster preying on the patients, they both start having their own mental breakdowns. Turns out it's because the monster can turn you crazy with a single touch, and she likes the taste of crazy brain juice best. Ew. After a couple of red herrings, the boys figure out that it’s the nurse from the beginning of the episode who’s the monster in disguise, and they have to fight her while hopped up on her crazy-making toxins. They win out in the end, though, of course, and then have a brotherly heart-to-heart (as much as Winchesters can do so) over the hood of Baby at the end.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Lor:
gonna feed this psychiatrist to the monster
ooo, he's serious, you can tell because he took off his glasses
 Mace: 
HAHAHA YES
welp, that’s not how you do that, but okay
 Lor: 
LOL
DOCTOR BABAR
 Mace: 
HAHAHAHA
 Lor: 
"I don't have any elephant books"
DEAN
 Mace: 
HAHAHAHA
I LOVE that he just… tells the truth
 Lor: 
"probably bc I started the apocalypse"
YES
it's so good
"and this one angel"
 Mace: 
one of my top 5 favorite tropes: tell the truth freely because you know no one will believe you
 Lor: 
YESYES
"no no, his name's Castiel. he wears a trench coat"
 Mace: 
super Plautine and super awesome
HAHAHAHA
 Lor: 
and then Dean comes in with "I wish he'd let this guilt go it wasn't HIS fault"
NOT HOW THIS WORKS
 Mace: 
YAS
omg SAM KEEP YOUR PANTS ON
 Lor: 
RIGHT?
nnngggg v-neck tshirts
 Mace: 
YAS
 Lor: 
oh, Sammy, honey. maybe he's talking to someone else
 Mace: 
“watch me” DEAN WINCHESTER
 Lor: 
YAAAAS
yep, Martin, those are indeed some of the possibilities
if they have had 5 suicides they should be SHUT DOWN
 Mace: 
he’s adorable
YUP
god, they look so snuggly in those robes
 Lor: 
RIGHT?
 Mace: 
omg Dean looks LOST
 Lor: 
travesty that we didn't get to see them in jimjams more often
HE DOES
 Mace: 
YES
 Lor: 
this is the only thing this doctor gets right, their codependence
 Mace: 
AGREED
 Lor: 
omg I seriously want to kick him in the shins
 Mace: 
SAME
 Lor: 
I COULD RUN GROUP BETTER THAN HIM
 Mace: 
HAHAHA
 Lor: 
Dean Winchester is the least narcissistic person in the history of time
 Mace: 
omg the hannibal reference DEAN
   Lor: 
"I gotta sleep sometime so somewhere in the mid50s" oh honey
I LOVE how he answers her and then shoots a question right back
 Mace: 
YES
 Lor: 
omg his dumb hands in his dumb pockets
YES
 Mace: 
she’s being WAY too flirty to be even remotely professional
 Lor: 
yeeeeah
 Mace: 
YES
 Lor: 
"thraped" DEAN
 Mace: 
DEAN SHE IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE LEAVE HER BE
 Lor: 
"you CANNOT hit that" listen to your brother, Dean. you know you would feel like crap after
 Mace: 
YEP
 Lor: 
OMG THOSE TSHIRTS
 Mace: 
WHITE TSHIRTS OMG
 Lor: 
is a puddle
THEIR ARMS
 Mace: 
their ARMS FUUUCK
 Mace: 
HAHAHAHA
 Lor: 
OMG DUDE I LOVE US
 Mace: 
YES
oh ewewewewew
 Lor: 
GROSS
omg Dean's little "I'm not doing nothin" pose
 Mace: 
JEsus, Sam GROSS 
YES
 Lor: 
SUPRASTERNAL NOTCH MY BELOVED
PUDDING
 Mace: 
YESYESYES
 Lor: 
"crazy works" oh jeez
they're voluntarily committed, so they should be able to call Bobby
 Lor: 
grumbles in was married to a psychiatrist
 Mace: 
SNORK
 Lor: 
it makes me NUTS
 Mace: 
maybe they’re avoiding it because they know he’d yell at them for committing themselves just for a case
pun intended?
 Lor: 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes, yes, of course, definitely on purpose
HA! he sure would
"whole wide world of sports"
 Mace: 
oh, Dean, honey
 Lor: 
RIGHT?
but again, telling the truth. he's NOT WRONG holds him
 Mace: 
yep
 Lor: 
"it's a good question." HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO RETIRE WITH CAS AT A LAKEHOUSE
 Mace: 
YEP
hey now look you crazy bitch
 Mace: 
“he’s larger” omg
 Lor: 
"he's larger" haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
"you've had worse" DEAN
 Mace: 
interesting that Dean goes all huddly in the corner and Sammy gets violent
 Lor: 
ooooooh
it IS
"you look like hell, boy"
 Mace: 
YES
“crazy’s the clue”
 Lor: 
YEP
 Mace: 
“WHAT WHERE?!” HAHAHAHA
 Lor: 
HAAAAAHAHAHA
JENSEN the insanity and then the humor
 Mace: 
YESYESYES
 Mace: 
he is SO GOOD
 Lor: 
ten bucks says the not stepping on the cracks business was Jensen's idea
 Mace: 
HA
 Lor: 
it just feels like actor bit of business rather than writing to me
 Mace: 
yeah
 Lor: 
gotta do it scared, DeanDean
 Mace: 
YEP
you KNOW John made him kill monsters scared when he was little, so it’s not like he hasn’t done it before
 Lor: 
poor Sam. he ends up in this position an awful lot
YEP
 Mace: 
sigh
 Lor: 
"kinda made you easy to spot"
 Mace: 
HAHA
he’s not crazy, hag
she sure makes a big show of sticking her spiky thing out
 Lor: 
EW
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Mace: 
um, those doors would be locked, no?
 Lor: 
well SOME door should have been locked. maybe not the exit doors, but
 Mace: 
oh, healthy advice, Dean. JFC
Sammy just needs a healthy… outlet.
I could help him there.
 Lor: 
RIGHT? but it's like part of the tragedy of them, right? they kind of DO have to just keep going
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Mace: 
well sure, but they could telehealth some therapy too
 Lor:
LOL
Cas should have made them go. all like, "I have been researching human mental health, and I am... concerned. Dean. Do you ever engage in "self-care.""
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YES
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Rewatching Abandon All Hope
Welcome to “If the Female Character Has Agency In Her Own Death, Does It Still Count as Fridging?: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e10: Abandon All Hope.
Cas tracks down Crowley, and Sam and Dean then go to confront him, hoping to retrieve the Colt. Crowley hands over the Colt on his own, telling the boys he wants Luci dead because he suspects that Luci will kill all the demons. He tells them where to find Luci, and after an evening at Bobby’s, Sam, Dean, Cas, Jo, and Ellen head to Carthage, Missouri, to go devil hunting. Things go awry immediately—the town is deserted, except for dozens of Reapers, who Cas claims only gather in such numbers when a mass death is in the offing. Meg arrives, taunts her some Winchesters, summons some hell hounds, and sends the boys and co. running. Jo gets big maimed, and with Dean consulting with Bobby over a short-wave radio and barely keeping it together, Jo convinces everyone that they need to build a bomb in the hardware store they’re sheltering in and let her stay to blow it up so the others can escape the hell hounds and continue looking for Luci. We get kind of a great and painful death scene for Jo and Ellen, who can’t stand to leave Jo to die on her own, and Sam and Dean take off to find Luci. And find him, they do, and Sam shoots him. The end. Ha! YOU THOUGHT. The Colt can’t kill the devil, silly. Oops. Cas swoops the boys back to Bobby’s, and they all have A Moment over Jo and Ellen.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
 [and we begin:]
Mace:
CROWLEY YAAASSSS
Lor:
YAAAAAAAAAS
Lor:
I always forget he doesn't have a beard at the start
Mace:
he is so adorable
Mace:
AND THAT VOICE
Lor:
YES
Mace:
oooh peeping Cas, eh?
Lor:
awwww Cas hiding behind his pillar
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
“its…going…down"
Mace:
HUGGY BEAR
Mace:
OMG
"it's going... down"
Lor:
HUGGY BEAR
Lor:
DEAN
Lor:
"took you long enough" I love him
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
um. Becky told them and she read it in Chuck's book. How's that rumors, Crowley, my love?
Mace:
“you’re functioning…morons"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"yeah, you're functioning... morons" LOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
CROWLEY just standing there when Sam tries to shoot him
Mace:
OMG HE’S AMAZING
YAAAAAAS
Mace:
“HOW ABOUT YOU DONT MISS OKAY?! MORONS!"
Mace:
I. LOVE. HIM.
Lor:
I love when he gets all angry
Mace:
YES
Lor:
omg Cas
Lor:
he's adorable
Mace:
YES
Mace:
and Ellen is an idiot for thinking she could drink him under the table
Lor:
"thank you again for your continued support"
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
“since when have we ever done anything smart"
Lor:
"since when have we ever done anything smart"
Lor:
YES
Dean. No.
Lor:
right?
Lor:
I mean, among other things, Cas is RIGHT THERE
Mace:
There’s a perfectly good angel just over there, idiot
Mace:
HAHAHAHA OMG
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mace:
But Jo. sleeping with a hot dude on your own terms is not losing self-respect.
Lor:
the look Dean gives Cas. you could try again, hon
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
YES
Lor:
you stick those flip phones out the car windows, boys, you stick em out good
Mace:
HAHAHA
“of course I have" CAAAAAAAS
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
well spotted, Ellen
Mace:
CREEPY AS HELL
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
YES
Lor:
she annoys me SO HARD
Mace:
AGREED
Mace:
this is what you get when dudebros try to write a strong woman character
Lor:
YYYEP
Lor:
"I came alone" aw Cas
Lor:
"I'm told you came here in an automobile"
Lor:
"slow. confining" hAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
“what a peculiar thing you are” Gay, Lucifer. The proper term is gay.
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
Mace:
Oh sweet Dean. That scared face
Lor:
ooooof Dean's face when he realizes it's hellhounds
Lor:
YES
Mace:
YES
Lor:
hellhounds on your trail, boy
Mace:
oh. look out, jo.
Lor:
oh. no. jo. do not get ripped to shreds. oh no
Mace:
should have slept with the hottie hunter when you had the chance, girl.
Lor:
LOL
the best part of this is how it affects Dean and as much I don't care about Jo I HATE that they killed off a female character for the effect it would have on one of the heroes and IT WORKS
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
god this scene bt Bobby and Dean
Mace:
YES
Mace:
“the devil’s in the details, Dean"
Lor:
YES
Lor:
"I've died several times myself"
Mace:
HA
Mace:
poor Dean. he is FRAYED
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
he is so close to falling apart
Mace:
HE IS
Lor:
I could hold him together
Mace:
uhhuh. such a sacrificer, you
Lor:
that's me. always ready to take one for the team
Mace:
indeed
Lor:
god his FACE
Mace:
YES
Lor:
when he gets out of this situation, I will be speaking to him about leaving the “rather” out of the phrase "sooner rather than later"
Mace:
HA
Mace:
DEAN. Her innards are outards. She doesn’t feel like macking right now.
Lor:
RIGHT?
I wish they had left it at the forehead kiss
Mace:
right?!
Mace:
I’m not an Ellen fan either, but I do like the dynamic here of not leaving her daughter but choosing to die with her
Lor:
also that he hadn't tried to sleep with her earlier. it feels out of character (unless he was just looking for comfort and that's the only way he knows how to try to find any. but still. it's Jo. he's not into her)
Lor:
YES
Mace:
(yep)
Mace:
(I’m convinced that these occasional eps in which Dean acts un-Dean-like are all written by the same person)
Lor:
(yeah I wouldn't be surprised)
Mace:
UGH. the fact that Ellen has to experience Jo dying first. GAH
Lor:
RIGHT?
and that it was her refusal to leave her that made this work. bc Jo died before she could have set the bomb off
Mace:
YES
Mace:
they both can’t really believe it would be that easy and you can see it in their faces
Lor:
I love the faces like even they don't believe at first that it was that easy
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
Mace:
YES
Lor:
ooof Sammy
Mace:
yeah
Mace:
huh. a little Dark Side dialogue there, guys
Lor:
ha!
Mace:
cloud-hopping pansies is such a good insult
Lor:
YES
he just stone-cold throws her over the holy fire and uses her as a bridge daaaaang
Mace:
he can be such a badass when he needs
Lor:
YAAAAAAS
Mace:
why take the commemorative photo if you’re just gonna burn it?
Lor:
i was JUST thinking that!
Mace:
such drama queens
Lor:
...maybe he's afraid their spriits could latch onto it and not move on?
Mace:
huh
Mace:
I’m sticking with drama queens as the reason
Lor:
or maybe someone just thought it was be a cool shot and they needed a bit of business bc otherwise SDandB and just standing there like dopes
Lor:
YES
Mace:
snork
 
[after the episode ended:]
Lor:
so I was just grabbing this convo to dump in a word doc for the post and I was looking at some of our reactions to Cas and Luci talking to each other and I had a thought (I feel like this ought to be obvious but). The behaviours in Cas that read like autism are CAS behaviours, not angel behaviours. none of the other angels are like him. he's the only socially awkward bean who doesn't get sarcasm and takes things literally. that's HIM
Mace:
Oooh, yep, that’s right
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