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"Are you ever going to get tired of seeing titties?"
I've been asked this question often. As a perennial gooner, the quest to see new titties is a never-ending journey. This is one case where it truly isn't about the destination, it's all about the journey.
I could see the same titties in a different picture and I'd want to see them again. It's something that women can't wrap their heads around. "It's just flesh," one said to me.
Technically, yes. But it's much more than that.
It's not even about the titties. It's about who they're attached to. If I hate a girl, I'd see her tits too, but I'd not be very happy about it. If i like a girl, i wanna see her tits as many times as possible.
I could see the titties of every woman on planet earth and I'd want to see alien titties next. There are no brakes here, it's all acceleration.
If you wanna show me your titties, I'd LOVE to take a look. Send me a DM, let's make it work.
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The Only Fans Puzzle
In a recent survey, Only Fans was found as *possibly* one of the most revenue efficient companies. Which could be all data goobkygook for all we know because who can trust numbers, right? But it's even more believable because OF taps into the ancient human need of mental titillation.
One way or the other we have to get our kicks and if OF makes it easy by throwing a few bucks at the app and not even going through the hassle of actually talking to a prostitute, it's a win win for everyone in the equation.
Most of all, OF scratches the need for variety that's built into every man. It's just a desire that never goes away. And it's all about desire in the end, isn't it? OF has a long way to go and I, for one, am excited about the direction the service will take once it becomes impossible to differentiate real from artificial.
Then we'd be living in truly interesting times.
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Why Hentai Is Better than Human Pornography.
First off, if you're not a complete pervert, hentai is animated pornography which originates from Japan. Of course now that we live in a global village, a type of pornography can also be called Hentai.
In Japanese, Hentai means a pervert.
Two type of Hentai.
The books aka graphic novels aka comics.
The movies, series, shows, etc.
Now, why do I believe that Hentai is a superior form of pornography. For that you have to understand why Hentai was created. The Japanese are a traditional society that's big on honor and cultural values. For them, pure porno was a big no no. So, the horny artists had to get creative.
They made hentai. First, in pocket books that the "salarymen" could carry in the pockets of their coats and their briefcases. Then the video format that was so artistically fine that Disney can't even compare.
Hentai isn't just pornography, it is art. And just like any other art form, hentai is limited by the mind and imagination of the artist. There is only so much reality you can depict in traditional pornography, but hentai starts where real porno cums and fucks off from the scene.
From the fantastical body shapes to scenarios that even the most high budget porn houses can't imagine or create, hentai trumps over everything.
There are no rules in hentai because the foundation of the genre is based on broken rules.
And it isn't just wham, bam, thank you ma'am in Hentai. There are moments of art and joy and abandon in hentai. And once they're done, they're ready to entertain you again. Till infinity.
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What is pornography
What is porno? This is a question that most porn consumers don't ask. But for a porn connoisseur, this is a question that needs answering every now and then.
Because, as with fashion, trends in the world of pornography also change. There was a time when bushy pussies were popular and there was a time when clean cunts gained traction in the media and nary a hairy pussy was seen anywhere on the screen.
That said, pornography is suspension of belief. It is a step into the fantastic and the unbelievable. Here, the viewer wants to step into a fantasy world where everything goes and nothing is taboo.
Freedom is not found on the battlefield with guns and powder, but on the screen with a porno fucking with your brain.
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Pornography: The Great Equalizer
The wonderful thing about porn is that it can be made by a million dollar studio that is hiring exceptional talent with bodies that are designed for fucking or it could be a teenage couple in their bedroom with a tripod, an iPhone and a wet dream in their collective eyes.
And there is no way to predict which output will get more hits on a porn site.
It is truly true that Porn is the Great Equalizer. Porn doesn't discriminate. There is no racism in porn. And there is ample space for everyone in the porn industry. The entry barrier doesn't exist, honestly.
You could start today, I could start today, we could start today.
Hell, you don't even need a body on the screen if you know how to draw or animate things.
Porn not only gets your rocks off, but it also helps to drive innovation in advertising tech, streaming tech, payment gateways, VPN and so much fucking more.
Porn isn't just about pornography, everything else is about porn.
The world is out there, ready with its legs open and ready to get fucked.
All it needs is someone to step up to it.
And fuck it.
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Help, Stepbrother!
The early years of pornography were dogshit. They were just bad. I am not talking about the pictures era because they were bad too, but the video. I remember watching my first porno movie on a VCR (Video Cassette Recorder). One of my friends had gotten a tape from a friend and he knew I had a VCR and he could play it there while parents were out of the house.
That porno was dogshittingly bad. It was like watching pixels fuck. Ugly pixels. The poor picture quality was made worse by the ugly actors and the camera quality was just south of a two day old rotten potato.
I get PTSD to this day even though I have washed my eyeballs in terabytes of pornography by this date.
It's true when they say, you never forget your first one.
Over the years, porno got bad and got better in many ways. On a personal level, I absolutely hate the american porno trends where everything has to be a comedy sex. For one, the actors look like freaking comedians and the situations are more out of sitcom than anything serious. Plus, the picture quality of the pornos in the comedy genre is almost toy-ish, childlike, like the director used an over-bright camera, even the colour correction is fucking goofy.
From watching warmly lit artistic gang-bangs we somewhere seagued into watching step-whatever pornos that just have to be funny. How many fucking times can that dumb stepsister get stuck in a fucking washing machine?
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The Pornoholocaust
The normalisation of porn in our current world setup is something that needs to be studied by people smarter than me.
It is everywhere. There is no escape.
There was a time when pornography had a touch of the unknown to it. You had to make effort to get your hands on a smutty magazine or a blue film cassette that you'd play in your parents' VCR, scared and horny at the same time.
Dick hard and sweating bullets at the same time.
Now, I see more digital tits before breakfast than I saw in a full year when I was 13.
Has the over availability of porn made porn any less fun than before?
Fuck no.
I wanna see more tits.
More than ever.
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