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Me: “So what you’re telling me is this is NOT a meal, but a surgery.”

My Friend: “No, this is a malpractice.”

Not an in-character exchange, but said during our last session.

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A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

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lube gets talked about as if it’s just some thing that will make sexual acts more pleasurable (which is valid and true) but i didn’t learn until like, last week that it’s also just as important as condoms from a public health perspective. 

you reduce your chances of getting/giving STDs by a lot when you use lube (even without a condom/dental dam/finger cot/etc) because it lessens the chances of developing microtears (little cuts on your genitals/mouth) during sex acts that open up ports of entry for the exchange of diseases. 

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I am fond of the aromantic label. It makes everything make sense. I began understanding myself a lot more when I started calling myself that

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Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

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Since asexual is trending again can we please drop the whole "We're jUst fRieNds" nonsense and start saying: "We're actually friends".

You know, same thing except it doesn't imply friendship is less, just a different kind of relationship/love. I mean if someone confused your sibling for your lover you probably wouldn't say: "We're just siblings", you'd say "We're actually siblings."

Like, come on, guys, it's really not that hard!

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Y’all are aware that aromantic is an orientation right? Like just because it doesn’t have the word sexual in it doesn’t stop it from being one. It’s an identity. It’s an attraction or level of attraction for people. AKA an oritenation or sexuality for a broad term. Y’all wouldn’t say this shit about gay people, queer people or lesbians would you?

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15 and aroace. Same homie XD

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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a shitpost to tide y'all over for now. currently working on a project i put off like a month ago.

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Finally someone gets me.

Okay, so watching rom-coms and shit makes me uncomfortable. Specifically the romance part. But I like reading and even watching romance when it's like written/drawn/animated. I think a big part of it is that I can't stop seeing them as a real person in like a "live action" movie. Because like that's just a fucking person, and they just go home at the end of the day. This isn't some fantasy land that I can indulge it, y'know?

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People who don’t like certain identities a pride are so funny.

Imagine going to a circus and asking why one of the clowns are there.

Im honking my nose and doing a wierd dance for a reason ! >:(

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There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

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Kicking a nest of hornets, because why not