waxpot-subsys

[waxpot-subsys]

0_0 SPACE HAJ?!?!?!

can shark go space?

if they believe

[waxpot-subsys]

No thanks. I've had enough battling for now.

*Meanwhile, in Universe SD-GE43*

Finally... FINALLY, I'VE CAUGHT THE WAXPOTS! Now, EVERYONE will fear the mighty STOROND!!!

LET US GO, YOU... YOU MONSTER!!!

PLEASE!!!!

I'M BEGGING YOU, LET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

Uhh... Lövvy? Wake up, please...

Your folial friend is unimportant here... Now tell me, Waxpots... Where are the Coral Hills?

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!

Fine then... I guess I'll give you the ol' one-two until you give in and tell me! *Starts punching the Waxpot Subsystem in their faces*

[waxpot-subsys]

No, seriously, I can't fight against two opponents at once, it's overwhelming.

*Meanwhile, in Universe SD-GE43*

Finally... FINALLY, I'VE CAUGHT THE WAXPOTS! Now, EVERYONE will fear the mighty STOROND!!!

LET US GO, YOU... YOU MONSTER!!!

PLEASE!!!!

I'M BEGGING YOU, LET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

Uhh... Lövvy? Wake up, please...

Your folial friend is unimportant here... Now tell me, Waxpots... Where are the Coral Hills?

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!

Fine then... I guess I'll give you the ol' one-two until you give in and tell me! *Starts punching the Waxpot Subsystem in their faces*

[waxpot-subsys]

Okay, you know what? I surrender. Go bring your friends over there back home or something...

*The Waxpot Subsystem collectively sigh a sigh of relief*

*Meanwhile, in Universe SD-GE43*

Finally... FINALLY, I'VE CAUGHT THE WAXPOTS! Now, EVERYONE will fear the mighty STOROND!!!

LET US GO, YOU... YOU MONSTER!!!

PLEASE!!!!

I'M BEGGING YOU, LET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

Uhh... Lövvy? Wake up, please...

Your folial friend is unimportant here... Now tell me, Waxpots... Where are the Coral Hills?

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!

Fine then... I guess I'll give you the ol' one-two until you give in and tell me! *Starts punching the Waxpot Subsystem in their faces*

[waxpot-subsys]

Oh, 2 against 1? I like those odds!

*Storond summons a dark yellow katana and swings it at Gulhaj*

*Meanwhile, in Universe SD-GE43*

Finally... FINALLY, I'VE CAUGHT THE WAXPOTS! Now, EVERYONE will fear the mighty STOROND!!!

LET US GO, YOU... YOU MONSTER!!!

PLEASE!!!!

I'M BEGGING YOU, LET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

Uhh... Lövvy? Wake up, please...

Your folial friend is unimportant here... Now tell me, Waxpots... Where are the Coral Hills?

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!

Fine then... I guess I'll give you the ol' one-two until you give in and tell me! *Starts punching the Waxpot Subsystem in their faces*

[waxpot-subsys]

*Storond swings their battleaxe at Rodhaj, while the Waxpots cheer her on in the background*

You can do this, Rodhaj!

GO BEAT THAT MONSTER UP!!!

This is a very intense battle, but GO, RODHAJ!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

*Meanwhile, in Universe SD-GE43*

Finally... FINALLY, I'VE CAUGHT THE WAXPOTS! Now, EVERYONE will fear the mighty STOROND!!!

LET US GO, YOU... YOU MONSTER!!!

PLEASE!!!!

I'M BEGGING YOU, LET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

Uhh... Lövvy? Wake up, please...

Your folial friend is unimportant here... Now tell me, Waxpots... Where are the Coral Hills?

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!

Fine then... I guess I'll give you the ol' one-two until you give in and tell me! *Starts punching the Waxpot Subsystem in their faces*

[waxpot-subsys]

Oh, you don't know? The Coral Hills hide the Elemental Crown, a mythical relic that allows its wearer to warp matter to their will. And I plan to claim the Crown for myself at all costs... So, Rodhaj...

*A dark yellow battleaxe appears in Storond's hand*

Are you ready for the battle of a lifetime?

*Meanwhile, in Universe SD-GE43*

Finally... FINALLY, I'VE CAUGHT THE WAXPOTS! Now, EVERYONE will fear the mighty STOROND!!!

LET US GO, YOU... YOU MONSTER!!!

PLEASE!!!!

I'M BEGGING YOU, LET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

Uhh... Lövvy? Wake up, please...

Your folial friend is unimportant here... Now tell me, Waxpots... Where are the Coral Hills?

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!

Fine then... I guess I'll give you the ol' one-two until you give in and tell me! *Starts punching the Waxpot Subsystem in their faces*

[waxpot-subsys]

Ahh, Rodhaj... I've been waiting for you... Your friends over here were screaming for you to save them... Anyway, I just wanted to get them to spill the beans on the location of the fabled Coral Hills, and as you can see, they've been, how do I put this... a bit uncooperative...

*Meanwhile, in Universe SD-GE43*

Finally... FINALLY, I'VE CAUGHT THE WAXPOTS! Now, EVERYONE will fear the mighty STOROND!!!

LET US GO, YOU... YOU MONSTER!!!

PLEASE!!!!

I'M BEGGING YOU, LET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

Uhh... Lövvy? Wake up, please...

Your folial friend is unimportant here... Now tell me, Waxpots... Where are the Coral Hills?

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!

Fine then... I guess I'll give you the ol' one-two until you give in and tell me! *Starts punching the Waxpot Subsystem in their faces*

[waxpot-subsys]

*Meanwhile, in Universe SD-GE43*

Finally... FINALLY, I'VE CAUGHT THE WAXPOTS! Now, EVERYONE will fear the mighty STOROND!!!

LET US GO, YOU... YOU MONSTER!!!

PLEASE!!!!

I'M BEGGING YOU, LET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!!!

*honk shoo mimimimi*

Uhh... Lövvy? Wake up, please...

Your folial friend is unimportant here... Now tell me, Waxpots... Where are the Coral Hills?

I'LL NEVER TELL YOU!!

Fine then... I guess I'll give you the ol' one-two until you give in and tell me! *Starts punching the Waxpot Subsystem in their faces*

[waxpot-subsys]

*Somewhere at an SATJ building, Employee #734 (a.k.a. @moniridia) is checking up on the current status of the Waxpot Subsystem*

Alright, let's see... Wait a minute, 5/4 missing? That's weird... Employee #625, check the cameras.

Alright!

*Employee #625 (a.k.a. @ingrid-insania) turns to the Waxpot Subsystem Surveillance System*

Alright... Let's check on Universe SD-GE43... There they are! Wait, who's that yellow guy? He doesn't look like one of the Waxpots.

Hmm... I'll go ask around the Hajseas.

[waxpot-subsys]

Food? Nah, don't feel like it.

Same. Same. Same.

Anywho, we're just gonna sit... somewhere here...

Welcome to my humble circus tent ;D

And welcome to the pride dinner!!

Sit back, relax, and enjoy some good food!

[waxpot-subsys]

Okay, so first off, Elds, Vatt, and I were temporarily apprehended by an organisation that calls itself the "Supreme Authority for Transdimensional Justice", or SATJ for short, for some transdimensional crimes that I didn't remember us committing, but not even a day later and Rod manages to convince the SATJ employee interrogating us to get us put on what Rod called "dimensional house arrest" where she has to keep us from causing havoc in this dimension while the SATJ have to stop us and bring us back to this dimension if we're spotted causing havoc in other dimensions.

And then yesterday, a new Djävul named LÖVSDJÄVUL, or Löv for short, showed up on its own.

Theres alr lore in June but I havent even finished the lore of may

Everyone send me your lore from may 19-31 and save me some time scrolling your blogs

(specifically @the-rodhaj @the-gulhaj @the-magentahaj @blodhaj @waxpot-subsys and @the-rodbrunhaj but if anyone else has any please do send!)

[waxpot-subsys]

*Waxpot were walking in their backyard before noticing an ominous-looking scroll on the ground*

Hmm... Let's see...

*cough cough* "Fire, Water, and Nature. These are the three Head Spirits of the Coral Hills."

Wait, wait, wait... Fire, Water, and Nature? As in me, Vatt, and Lövvy?

It seems like it.

Also, what is this about these "Coral Hills"?

Well, there's a map here, and it looks like the Coral Hills are located southeast of the Kelp Forest.

Hmm... Interesting.

Wait, that's odd... The rest of this scroll seems to be missing... Eh, whatever.

[waxpot-subsys]

💀💀💀

Hej!

I am GRÖNHAJ, but you can call me Grönny! I use she/they pronouns, and I'm a trans lesbian demigirl.

There's also ELDSDJÄVUL, or Elds for short, a demon who apparently resides as a flame in my soul, according to what it said.

Update from 2025-04-22: Okay, can these Djävlar stop showing up? Anywho, now there's also VATTENSDJÄVUL, or Vatt for short.

Update from 2025-06-02: LÖVSDJÄVUL exists now. That's it, that's the update.

(Blog run by the Waxpot Subsystem of @multiridia)

[waxpot-subsys]

*sigh* What could we even do?

I dunno.

Me neither.

Yeah, same.

WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Oh, right. Forgot to introduce myself. Name's LÖVSDJÄVUL, but you can call me Lövvy. I'm a forest spirit.

Okay?

You just... appeared here?

I think so.

[waxpot-subsys]

stop

- @the-rodhaj

Ah, right. We're under dimensional house arrest. I forgot.

Vatt, could you get Elds to stop whatever it's doing?

Sure thing, Grönny.

Hey, Elds. Could you please stop trying to open a portal to a different dimension?

Ah. Right. Sorry. *closes the portal that it just opened*

[waxpot-subsys]

THIS IS A COMMUNICATION FROM THE SATJ TO @the-rodhaj

Attention, Ms. Rodhaj. The Waxpot Subsystem have been seen trying to break dimensional house arrest. Per an agreement you made with us a few weeks ago, you have been advised to stop them before the SATJ has to get involved with this directly.

Sincerely,

The Supreme Authority for Transdimensional Justice