#blahajverse

[the-demonhaj]

[the-magentahaj]

I’ve seen other people do it, and I’ve been procrastinating on this for years, so whatever I’ll just do it…

500 notes and I’ll come out to my parents as bi.

1,500 and I’ll tell them I’m genderfluid too. (Gimme a few days)

(Also if you guys can give me advice on how to tell them that would be very helpful)

<3

Pink = goal reached

Yellow = completed (check reblogs for more info but they were chill don't worry)

[the-aftonsparv]

elvisverse vs blahajverse fight to the death.

@elvis-official @evil-elvis-official @the-gulhaj @the-blahaj @woke-elvis tag more elvii and blahajs i think @the-purpurhaj has the list of hajs?

(edit: fixed evil-elvis-official’s tag)

[the-fuchsiahaj]

TIKTOK GETTING BANNED IS AN EARLY SIGN OF FACISM

PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

[the-rosahaj]

READ THIS.

I know I quit, but this blog has more reach than everything else than I have ever done, so here is a grand finale list of fun shark facts.

1: Things are not hopeless. They want you to belive that the LBBTQIA+ is fucked, but we will survive this. Never give up.

2: There are phrases that we need to put in our regular vocab ASAP, like "That sounds like something a nazi would say", "You MAGA piece of shit", "What the fuck is your issue, are you some kind of fascist?". Also adopt phrases like, "I love you", "Is everything ok?", "I'm here for you", and "I'm here for you."

3: Please try to stay alive. I know you are tired of hearing this, but staying alive is a radical act of resistance. If you need it, chat with The trevor Project, a LGBTQIA+ suicide lifeline.

4: Do not use Twitter, Tiktok, Instagram, or Facebook. Every one of those is awful.

5: If you know someone who is LGBTQIA+, an immigrant, if you know a deadname, YOU FUCKING DO NOT KNOW SHIT.

Reblog this.

@the-448c-haj @the-aftonsparv @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-gulhaj @the-gronhaj @the-blahaj

Everyone I can think of off the top of my head.

I love you,

Calliope Koi (The Rosahaj)

[the-rodgulhaj]

full offense but trans people are absolutely gorgeous

transfems? beautiful, absolutely slaying

transmascs? some of the handsomest people i’ve met

enbys? i don’t think i have a word strong enough to describe how ethereal you are

and, in case you were curious, my appreciation goes beyond physical beauty

trans and genderqueer people are some of the strongest people i know

fr, you were cursed with a flesh vessel that doesn’t match your perception of self, so you seize destiny by the throat and fix it yourself? or you are plagued by an incorrect perception of you as a person and you’re brave enough to speak up and actively fix that? fucking awesome

you wake up every goddamn morning no matter how hard it is and persist through adversity, just look at how far you’ve made it and how much you’ve grown! look at how goddamn awesome you are!!!

and in case no one told you today, you are looking wonderful, you’re slaying, you’re an amazingly strong person, you’re very gender (or very lack of gender!), i love you, im proud of you, and i’d miss you if you didn’t exist anymore

go forth and spread chaos everywhere you go you beautiful little rockstar

[the-turkoshaj]

Important!

[garlicbreadscientist]

I love my tumblr mutuals. Oh look its the shark. its the other shark. its the other shark. its the other shark. oh it's someone from fandom A! another person from fandom B! the carpetmuncher! the- oh wait you're a porn bot. oh its the miscellaneous others I have found along the way! oh its someone I know through school! oh its the shark. its the sha

[the-jesterhaj]

The entertainer's show

> the theater is pretty dark. There is a door open towards the seating area. The rest of the theater seems abandoned.

Hehehe. Welcome, guests...

> Jesterhaj's voice echoes through the dark theater.

Any ikeaverse/hajverse member may interact!

[demonhaj]

I AM HAVING THE BEST DAY OF GENDER EVER

The fit makes me feel awesome and like wamen today.

[hands-you-a-spatula]

I have discovered the blahajverse. I will hand them all spatulas.

[the-demonhaj]

😢

[sibhaj]

I love trans women!!! I love gender conforming trans women! I love gnc trans women!! I love generally dysphoric trans women[you look amazing today]! I love trans women with top dysphoria[hope you find a healthy way to cope with it]! I love trans women with bottom dysphoria[same as above]! I love trans women with dysphoria that doesn't fall into that! I love multigendered trans women! I love trans women that are also men! I love trans women that are also nonbinary or agender! I love straight trans women! I love gay trans women! I love lesbian trans women! I love mspec trans women! I love aro/ace trans women! I love xenogendered trans women! I love trans women in systems! I love femme trans women! I love masc trans women! I love trans women who use breast forms/tuck! I love trans women who use breast forms/tuck! I love intersex trans women! I support aplatonic trans women in a way they are comfortable with! I love trans women with mental issues! [including the "scary" ones! I hope yall have a great day!] I love trans women of color! I love physically disabled trans women! I love mentally disabled trans women! I love intellectually disabled trans women! I love trans women with contradictory labels! I love every one of my trans women siblings :DDDD RAH have an AMAZING day!!!

[the-gulhaj]

Gulhaj presents:

The (offical) unofficial list of the sharkverse:

Just all the sharks I have spotted so far.

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

Me the-gulhaj

@rosahaj

@the-lilahaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj (formerly dårskap)

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-klapparhaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-rutighaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@the-brunhaj

@brunhaj

@the-snohaj

@the-turkossmahaj

@regnbagshaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-turkoshaj

Former medelstor-blarod-haj now @svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-dinohaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-leendehaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-omvandhaj

@the-448c-haj

@the-jahalh

@the-eldritch-skrackhaj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-ljusgrahaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@the-sonicjah

@the-v1haj

@cardboard-haj

@the-hajhaj

@hajtale

@the-blahajtale

Other:

@the-blavingad

And more are arriving from the blahajverse!

[the-rodhaj]

We need gulhaj (yellow), grönhaj (green), lilahaj (purple), svarthaj (black), and maybe vithaj (white)

We need them all

[the-rosahaj]

Fun shark fact

Transphobes are edible

You should eat them