#blahajverse
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aroside · 2 days ago
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Can I have some wings?
what do you mean I can't control everything, why not
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the-arohaj · 2 days ago
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WE SHOULD START A BLAHAJVERSE MINECRAFT SERVER
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the-demonhaj · 12 days ago
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the-fuchsiahaj · 27 days ago
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TIKTOK GETTING BANNED IS AN EARLY SIGN OF FACISM
PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE
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the-gulhaj · 3 days ago
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Oh that is really rad. I think you would archive that radness by drinking a glass of water and taking care of yourself today.
fun shark fact
its ok
itll get better
you are loved
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the-rosahaj · 15 days ago
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READ THIS.
I know I quit, but this blog has more reach than everything else than I have ever done, so here is a grand finale list of fun shark facts.
1: Things are not hopeless. They want you to belive that the LBBTQIA+ is fucked, but we will survive this. Never give up.
2: There are phrases that we need to put in our regular vocab ASAP, like "That sounds like something a nazi would say", "You MAGA piece of shit", "What the fuck is your issue, are you some kind of fascist?". Also adopt phrases like, "I love you", "Is everything ok?", "I'm here for you", and "I'm here for you."
3: Please try to stay alive. I know you are tired of hearing this, but staying alive is a radical act of resistance. If you need it, chat with The trevor Project, a LGBTQIA+ suicide lifeline.
4: Do not use Twitter, Tiktok, Instagram, or Facebook. Every one of those is awful.
5: If you know someone who is LGBTQIA+, an immigrant, if you know a deadname, YOU FUCKING DO NOT KNOW SHIT.
Reblog this.
@the-448c-haj @the-aftonsparv @the-fuchsiahaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-gulhaj @the-gronhaj @the-blahaj
Everyone I can think of off the top of my head.
I love you,
Calliope Koi (The Rosahaj)
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the-purjolokhaj · 2 months ago
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you know what. fuck it. i feel violent today. waking up and chosing violence
I HEREBY CONDEMN THOSE WHO DARE EVEN SAY THAT SOMEONE WITHOUT PROPER SURGERY OR MEDICATION IS NOT TRANS AND ARE SIMPLY TOM/FEMBOYS IF THEY IDENTIFY AS TRANSGENDER.
TO HELL WITH THOSE WHO SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE A TRANSFEM IS EARLY IN HER TRANSITION IS JUST A FEMBOY, OR DARE I SAY A CROSSDRESSER.
INTO THE FLAMES TO THOSE WHO SAY THAT A TRANSMASC WITHOUT TOP SURGERY IS A WOMAN, AND WILL NEVER BE A MAN.
WHOM AMONGST THE HAJAR AND THE FOLK STAND WITH ME?!?!?
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the-rodgulhaj · 2 months ago
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full offense but trans people are absolutely gorgeous
transfems? beautiful, absolutely slaying
transmascs? some of the handsomest people i’ve met
enbys? i don’t think i have a word strong enough to describe how ethereal you are
and, in case you were curious, my appreciation goes beyond physical beauty
trans and genderqueer people are some of the strongest people i know
fr, you were cursed with a flesh vessel that doesn’t match your perception of self, so you seize destiny by the throat and fix it yourself? or you are plagued by an incorrect perception of you as a person and you’re brave enough to speak up and actively fix that? fucking awesome
you wake up every goddamn morning no matter how hard it is and persist through adversity, just look at how far you’ve made it and how much you’ve grown! look at how goddamn awesome you are!!!
and in case no one told you today, you are looking wonderful, you’re slaying, you’re an amazingly strong person, you’re very gender (or very lack of gender!), i love you, im proud of you, and i’d miss you if you didn’t exist anymore
go forth and spread chaos everywhere you go you beautiful little rockstar
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the-arohaj · 2 days ago
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Ooh im more powerful? huh.
*shoots a fireball*
@the-robohaj i have activated the thing to make you more powerful, now i just have to say the trigger phrase, are you ready?
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hands-you-a-spatula · 21 days ago
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I have discovered the blahajverse. I will hand them all spatulas.
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the-turkoshaj · 1 month ago
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Official Blåhajverse lore
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the-gulhaj · 2 months ago
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Gulhaj presents:
The (offical) unofficial list of the sharkverse:
Just all the sharks I have spotted so far.
@the-blahaj
@the-rodhaj
@the-gronhaj
Me the-gulhaj
@rosahaj
@the-lilahaj
@the-svarthaj
@the-rodbrunhaj (formerly dårskap)
@the-grahaj
@the-rodgulhaj
@the-vithaj
@the-klapparhaj
@the-magentahaj
@blalilahaj
@demonhaj
@the-demonhaj
@thedivineguldhaj
@the-rutighaj
@the-smahaj
@the-haj
@the-djavulsksilverhaj
@the-purpurhaj
@the-purjolokhaj
@the-brunhaj
@brunhaj
@the-snohaj
@the-turkossmahaj
@regnbagshaj
@the-screenwriting-haj
@the-turkoshaj
Former medelstor-blarod-haj now @svard-haj
@ultraviolett-haj
@the-attaarmadhaj
@the-dinohaj
@the-anglahaj
@the-leendehaj
@the-litenhaj
@the-omvandhaj
@the-448c-haj
@the-jahalh
@the-eldritch-skrackhaj
@ogiltig-haj
@swimhaj
@the-ljusgrahaj
@spelutvecklare-haj
@the-sonicjah
@the-v1haj
@cardboard-haj
@the-hajhaj
@hajtale
@the-blahajtale
Other:
@the-blavingad
And more are arriving from the blahajverse!
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den-av-alla-hajen · 30 days ago
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Hello all, I am the creator of the blahajverse. The cat is out of the bag now, and that I made a few deals with you all hajar one wanted knowledge, and that ONE wanted CONTROL. Don't worry like everything control SLIPS. I don't understand why some of you forgot your deals with me. What's the point of the title of divinity if you don't remember how you gained it? Hmm
@thedivineguldhaj @butiksagarehaj 's lamp, and maybe more.
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the-frankenhaj · 19 days ago
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Do you think the Odyssey would have been different if Odysseus discovered a blåhaj on his journey?
We could have helped him maybe we think
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the-rodhaj · 2 months ago
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We need gulhaj (yellow), grönhaj (green), lilahaj (purple), svarthaj (black), and maybe vithaj (white)
We need them all
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the-demonhaj · 2 months ago
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i am most evil, devious, and powerful.
use any pronouns; preferably it/its or they/them, for pure evil knows no gender boundaries.
my full name is Demonhaj the Devious, not to be confused with my twin @demonhaj, who is Demonhaj the Mischevious. please specify which you’d like to talk to if making a public post or BURN!!!
i am fueled by my passionate hatred for transphobes. they burn in my underwater hell-cave (don’t question it, it’s evil magic).
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