Fangs, solemnly: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same.
Sweet Pea, feet up on the table and mouth full of lucky charms: Kill two.
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Toni: What are you gonna do if you’re attacked one day and you don’t have your knife, Sweets?
Sweet Pea: I’ll use my backup knife I keep in my pocket.
Fangs: What if you don’t have your backup knife?
Sweet Pea: Then I’ll use the shank I made in the cafeteria back in middle school that I keep in my other pocket.
Jughead: But what if you don’t have the shank?
Sweet Pea: Then I’ll use one of the mini blades I have hidden in my hair for sneak attacks. I don’t keep it this voluminous for no reason.
FP: Listen. We need to talk. I introduced you to your first knife after initiation for protection. Not so you could potentially become a human pin cushion if you land the wrong way.
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Sweet pea:* beating somebody up*
Fangs:omg isn’t he so cute
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Sweet Pea: *pokes Y/N* Hey!
Y/N: What is it?
Sweet Pea: Wink.
Y/N: …
Y/N: Did, did you just say, ‘wink’?
Sweet Pea: I can’t wink.
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me: watching a riverdale episode like a normal fan
sweet pea: is included in the episode
me:
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❝ They’re this gang of bikers who pretty much stay on the south side of town. And thank God, ‘cause they’re sort of dangerous. Drug dealers and petty thieves. ❞
- Introducing, the Southside Serpents.
[Riverdale Bulldogs version]
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Which member of the Choni army is gonna pull Cheryl aside and tell her she needs to cut her nails before Toni will give up the goods? I see Cheryl has tried lingerie, baked goods, dirty selfies, and x-rated voice notes. To no avail. Someone give the poor girl a clue eh?
Ok as great as this, toni tops so it’s kind of a non-issue PLUS cheryl does have a tongue, ya feel?
anyway i still made this quick thing for you
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So I’m working on a new fic.... I lost interest but not all together. It’s still the character base as far as she’s dope and all but there’s actually a character that fits her from the comics sooooo I’m doing it. Now again my writing is terrible but I’m excited. I’ll post the first part soon.
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Southside Serpents
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He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,
didn’t he?
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16/? » sweet pea gifs
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Me: The Kissing Booth is extremely cliche, predictable, cheesy and just plain corny, which is everything I HATE in a movie.
Also me the entire movie:
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If anyone saw madelaines number
Please be respectful and don’t call or text her! That’s extremely overwhelming and even though it comes from a good place, it can cause some anxiety! Show her love by respecting her privacy.
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I find it hilarious that Reggie just assumes it’s Sweet Pea who boned Midge
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