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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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you bottle Miette??

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no no no, it’s totally fine—will you excuse me for a moment? (steps outside to shriek and sob)

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i have a pretty decent outlook on life for someone who is always just one small inconvenience away from crumpling into an inconsolable state

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my heart is a ripe fruit rotting in my chest

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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article

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We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

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"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?

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what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

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Every morning during middle school and highschool I'd stop in the same tim Hortons, get the same drink every time, after a while when I'd walk in the cashier would be like "oh French vanilla three shots espresso?" The answer was always yes I just had to succumb to the mortifying ordeal of knowing they knew my order by heart because I was not about to give up my caffeine addiction lmao

Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.

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"kill them with kindness" Wrong. Poseidon's curse 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🐳🌊🐳🐳🌊🐳🌊🐳🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

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Screaming in longing for a sense of self i may simply never find

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Do y'all think the reason character.ai is so popular is because it allows people to live out their 2012 y/n fantasies interactively?

Come on down to our interactive bot where you can once again be y/n getting sold to one direction by your alcoholic mom