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Merlin: But in all seriousness, I don't think you should be allowed to participate in druid council meetings.
Arthur: Why? You think I might tell everybody that you like to be the little spoon?
Merlin: Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe!
Merlin: Leon, back me up on this.
Leon: Yes, little spoon all the way.
Merlin: See?
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desperately need a fic taking place in the three years between s4-5 where merlin has to go back to ealdor to take care of hunith because she’s fallen ill
he then comes back after three years of taking care of hunith (hopefully bc she’s all better and not… dead…) and is Bamf & Buff Merlin and arthur doesnt know what to do with that information and has a sexuality crisis


i mean… cmon…
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DOUGLAS: Could you, for instance, get a hundred otters on board Gerti?
MARTIN: Yes, I reckon you could.
DOUGLAS: And is it a jam-packed RSPCA-nightmare of a plane, or are the otters lounging in relative comfort?
MARTIN: Well, OK, there’s, er, there’s sixteen seats, so, say, two to a seat.
DOUGLAS: They’re good friends, these otters?
MARTIN: Let’s hope so. Then one in each overhead compartment ...
DOUGLAS: Always remembering to open them with care because otters may have shifted during the flight.
ARTHUR: And, er, one under each seat?
DOUGLAS: Yes! Good thinking.
MARTIN: But that’s where the lifejackets are.
DOUGLAS: That’s all right – otters can swim.
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imagine talking shit about me and I'm just in my room like

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if henry hadn’t swum away
decided to post this in honor of nicks birthday today🫶🏻
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Eddie after Chris walked off and didn’t want to FaceTime him anymore

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imagine eddie diaz cradling buck buckley's (to be diaz's) huge face in his huge hands hard enough to make buck pout and being like i got you and buck believing him because yeah he really does
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and now he just wishes he could have sensed the shooting too
BONUS:
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Merlin AU social media - Merlin’s phone







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Trump: Who ever heard you get indicted for interfering with a presidential election where you have every right to do it.
He IS seriously this stupid.
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buck would be the kinda guy to get offered adderall to get high in college and sit there the calmest and most productive he's ever been in his life while his frat bros are just high off their asses. and then he does absolutely nothing about it.
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Christopher Diaz
Another rant
If you disagree thats fine.
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Okay i might be overextending myself about this but its just itching at me ever since i saw it so im just gonna speak my mind.
And im sure the post isnt intended in a bad way or anything, it had good context at the bottom.
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Theres a post and it says “Christopher is not Bucks biological son” (words might not be exact but pretty much accurate)
Obviously hes not???
But Buck loves Christopher and would literally die for him.
Yes it hurt Buck at the surprise party, for Chris and for Eddie.
He misses the kid too.
Just because Buck isnt Chris’s biological father (obviously like he didnt fuck shannon when they were teenagers) doesn’t mean be cant love Chris like hes his own.
Eddie did put Buck in his will if he died Buck would gain custody of Chris.
But Buck isnt going to make ang decisions about Chris because Eddie is still alive and is his father.
He knows that.
Eddie obviously knows how much Christopher loves Buck because anytime he couldn’t get through to his own son he called Buck.
So yeah they were both almost equally hurt at the surprise party when Christopher showed no reaction to it. (Understandably, seeing the doppelgänger of your dead mom with your dad??? Couldn’t imagine. (I dont have a dad))
But also Helena (or how ever you spell her name? Sorry) she could of at least carried the laptop over there, show Chris that Eddie is trying in the way he knows how right now.
Christopher also knows Buck isnt his biological father but he still loves Buck like one. He knows Buck is his father’s best friend.
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If you also saw the post then you know what it said at the bottom and if the creator of the post sees this,
I mean absolutely no hate or disrespect towards your post or anything.
The only reason i made this is because i was adopted into a family in America. My mom flew to China to get me when i was a baby.
I’m not gonna get into my whole adoptive story on the internet.
Anyways maybe just seeing the “buck isnt chris’s biological father” kind of just made me a little mad because for someone to love you as one of their own they dont need to be biological.
Or to care for you as much as Buck cares for Chris, he/they dont need to be biological.
Love comes from everyone no matter what time they came into your life.
If they were there when you was a baby or if they came into your life when you were 6 or 15. They can still love and consider you one of their own bio or not.
Obviously with no legal stuff they cant make decisions for you if you are a minor.
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I’m not sure if theres people out there who think Buck is Chris’s bio dad and thats why the post was made ?
Not sure either way i just wanted to spill what was on my mind after seeing it.
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something something Eddie being the clearest voice in his head that he uses to try to calm himself down amongst all the overlapping instances of Gerrard berating him something something
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eddie diaz stop looking at your boyfriend challenge
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