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[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Okay! I will tag you if I write it! I'm glad that there are others who like my idea! It's so silly but so soft. I need them to be friends you see

My friend and I have been watching a lot of trashy reality television lately. (Everything from say yes to the dress to Flavour of love. A lot of that one actually). And that friend has a lot of insider knowledge about the people in the shows. Like knowing who they were before the show and what they did after. What affairs and scandals they've been involved in.

Anyway, my point being, I want to write a mini one shot where John and Fabricator have made amends and spend their nights drinking wine and watching reality television while John tells her things that only someone in Hollywood would know.

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This video reminds me of Phoenix. Does this apply to yours too?

https://youtu.be/lod_LUp3ggc

Lol yes it sure does 😂😂😂! Linked here for everyone! Never get in the way of my Phoenix and a pint of their favourite ice cream

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I cannot tell if this is due to my headcanons from watching feral gremblin players of I expect you to die, or if this a full on headcanon for your Phoenix- But either way- Phoenix gives the vibes of eating entire items that definitively should not be eaten in one sitting: an entire sheet cake, full blocks of cheese [I am guilty of this as well],

And sometimes, he does options that annoys the people around him the most.

I can confirm that my Phoenix can, and has, definitely done this. Especially the thing cheese thing. (I am unfortunately very guilty of this too)

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

My friend and I have been watching a lot of trashy reality television lately. (Everything from say yes to the dress to Flavour of love. A lot of that one actually). And that friend has a lot of insider knowledge about the people in the shows. Like knowing who they were before the show and what they did after. What affairs and scandals they've been involved in.

Anyway, my point being, I want to write a mini one shot where John and Fabricator have made amends and spend their nights drinking wine and watching reality television while John tells her things that only someone in Hollywood would know.

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Me: *looking at my three computers that are all one pop up away from ceasing to exist* at least I'm taking after Reginald

Agent Phoenix: I don't really install a lot of my things in my devices. I break them too often and making a custom setup feels absolutely impractical to do over and over again. Reginald, still using a computer that's on its last legs: ... I see. Dr. Roxana Prism: You two disappoint me but it definitely feels a lot like you.

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Hello! Thanks for the tag!

Favourite Coffee drink: Iced Caps (I'm so Canadian lol)

Favourite Tea: also milk tea but I really enjoy honeydew milk tea specifically.

Something good that happened recently: I'm going to therapy now which I have been wanting to do for years!

@sml8180 @serotoninisheldinkiwis

Coffee always makes me either debilitatingly anxious or inexplicably giddy.

And it’s a coin toss each time.

Anyways I’m having a great day today.

Let’s start a tag game!

Favorite coffee drink:

Favorite tea:

Something good that happened recently:

I’ll go first.

Lavender latte.

Jasmine tea.

And I got a new plant at the midsummer festival!

No pressure tags:

@warden-draws-sometimes

@wyvchard

@purplebehittindifferent

@hh-pjofan101

@stormstar0-blog

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

*at 7am*

Agent Phoenix: I'm not going to drink tonight. I think I drink too much and I need to stop.

*at 7pm*

Agent Phoenix: so I've been drinking since noon and given what I've seen today in Zor's hideout, I'm going to keep drinking until I'm dead.

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And I stand by that

Agent Phoenix: *laying on an operating table, looking up at the machinery that's about to stab into their chest with several large needles*

Reginald: *barging in* what is going on in here?!

Phoenix, Roxana, and Fabricator: *all look up at him*

Roxana: I know this looks bad but-

Fabricator: Don't look at us like that, Crane! They volunteered to be our lab rat!

Reginald: and I'm supposed to believe that?!

Phoenix: oh, no, I did volunteer. That's why I'm not strapped down.

Reginald: why would you do that?!

Phoenix: I just think that women, especially scientist women, should be allowed to do whatever they want forever. And since I'm the one who often destroys their work, I'm making amends.

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John Juniper: you're an idiot, you know that, right?

Agent Phoenix: *pointing at their wedding ring* yes but I'm YOUR idiot. Foreeeeeeeverrrrr!

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Uuuuh I don't know! I'm sorry

I NEED CHAPTER NAMES, HELP

I NEED MORE INFO! WHAT'S THE CHAPTER ABOUT? XD

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Uuuuh I don't know! I'm sorry

I NEED CHAPTER NAMES, HELP

I NEED MORE INFO! WHAT'S THE CHAPTER ABOUT? XD

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Agent Phoenix: *laying on an operating table, looking up at the machinery that's about to stab into their chest with several large needles*

Reginald: *barging in* what is going on in here?!

Phoenix, Roxana, and Fabricator: *all look up at him*

Roxana: I know this looks bad but-

Fabricator: Don't look at us like that, Crane! They volunteered to be our lab rat!

Reginald: and I'm supposed to believe that?!

Phoenix: oh, no, I did volunteer. That's why I'm not strapped down.

Reginald: why would you do that?!

Phoenix: I just think that women, especially scientist women, should be allowed to do whatever they want forever. And since I'm the one who often destroys their work, I'm making amends.

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Solaris: so what's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Fabricator: *sighs* ... I killed a guy.

Both: *breaks into fits of laughter*

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

I NEED CHAPTER NAMES, HELP

I NEED MORE INFO! WHAT'S THE CHAPTER ABOUT? XD

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Found a song, does this fit your Phoenix?

https://youtube.com/shorts/aivfzHfcxUQ?si=0_CiNWF6v1RAYmSe

This is 1000000000000% my Phoenix. They will steal something, and Zor will watch them do it and be powerless against it. Here's the link for those who want it a little bit easier.

Thank you for sending this!

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

100%. They held it together until John started walking down the aisle and then they cried 😂😂

Reginald walks Phoenix down the aisle

and he’s super composed and normal about it the whole time

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Omg I just finished a rp with @wyvchard where my Phoenix get's married and this is EXACTLY how I picture it going. (Phoenix has to make fun of Reginald so they don't start crying too)

Reginald walks Phoenix down the aisle

and he’s super composed and normal about it the whole time