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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jaws (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Matt Hooper/Quint Characters: Matt Hooper, Quint (Jaws) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Enemies to whatever this is, Happy Pride and Happy Anniversary to Jaws, Biting Summary:

Quint is drowning in sounds– the rumble of the Orca’s engine, the heavy slosh of the waves outside, the wailing and begging of ghosts in his head– and still, Hooper’s talking rises above all the rest. His nasal, aggravating Boston schoolboy voice prattling; endless, bottomless. Quint grinds his own teeth, bitter over the certainty that Hooper knows nothing, has seen nothing, has lost nothing. If Hooper went missing out on this little expedition of theirs, Quint knows people would look for him right away.

In which the shark waits to attack until morning.

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the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

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Happy June 3rd!

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the people who go "we shouldn't be so open about nudity because it could trigger someone's dysphoria" are like two steps max removed from "fat people being fat in public could trigger someone with an ed". like peoples' bodies are not the problem here, trying to restrict someone else's body because of how you personally feel is indistinguishable from conservative praxis. i'm sorry if that sounds harsh but there is basically no interpretation of "we need to control the bodies of [demographic]" that does not fall down the slippery slope of fascism.

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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.

It's not that kind of library.

In other words...

You are being lied to

again

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No. Jeff never turns his back on a challenge. Jeff would sooner die.

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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

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GODDAMN, HE'S SO HANDSOME.

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Jason Mantzoukas says, "An auspicious beginning to a new season." Alex Horne replies sternly, "Series, Jason." End ID.]

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

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The bitch is back.

Ben Mendelsohn in Andor Season 2 Official Trailer

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were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

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12345 Tag Game!

@bees-of-passage tagged me in this fun lil' game! (Thank you, friend!)

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!

Fic with the most hits: was it you that said (how long?) This was my first Our Flag Means Death fic, written in a FRENZY almost immediately following the season one finale. I remember feeling so excited and tender and heartbreakingly shocked by that episode 9 kiss, and I sat in a coffee shop and banged this out because I thought I'd never sleep again.

Fic with the second most kudos: in the reptile house This one is my baby. A Good Omens AU starring Crowley as a herpetologist at the London Zoo and Aziraphale as a very brave person trying to deal with his fear of snakes.

Third most comments: A Divine Comedy This is the one I'm most proud of, though. The Good Omens stand-up comedy AU; writing a stand-up set for Aziraphale is my crowning nerd achievement.

Fourth most bookmarks: Also A Divine Comedy!

Fifth most words: the devil and the deep blue sea Good Omens aquarium AU! Aziraphale is an aquarium docent (one of my favorite jobs I ever had) and teaches Crowley all about the sea creatures and there is some kissing.

Fic with the least words: love This was for a holiday advent calendar prompt challenge in 2019. I was still really new to writing fic, and Good Omens had broken my queer heart all the way open. To be totally transparent, I was writing a lot of these little vignettes as secret love notes to someone who ultimately couldn't want me back. It's not fun to think about this time in my life, but it's nice to look back and see how much I've grown as a person and as a writer.

Tagging a @charlottemadison42 and a @freyjawriter24, if you like!