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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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So, lately there has been a lot of hype for Pokémon Sun/Moon. I get it. The starters look awesome, the legendaries are pretty cool, and the possibility of character customization is great. In the trailer there is a quote where an older looking male is talking to the player character and says something along the lines of "Welcome to paradise, cousin!" Now, the Alola region is heavily inspired by Hawaii. From the videos I see and the people I listen to, nearly EVERYONE is saying your LITERAL cousin is welcoming you to Alola. As in this guy is family that you are seeing. I HIGHLY doubt this is the case. From my understanding, cuz/cousin is term used in Hawaii to call someone "friend." This is similar to the term "mate" used in England and Australia. Does this drive anyone else crazy that practically EVERYONE seems to think this guy is your relative simply because he says "cousin?" Gah!

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I’ve come a long way.

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Flemeth’s appearance from DA:O to DA2 reminds me of those phishing scams on those internet ads with those before and after pictures

“Single Mom from Korcari Wilds finds the secret to staying YOUNG and HIP! CLICK HERE to find out how”

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“Hello.  My name is Luke Skywalker.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.”

“Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!�� *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

“Bye, boys!  Have fun storming the Death Star!”

“Wampas Of Unusual Size?  I don’t think they exist.”

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were?  Unemployed, on Hoth?”

“It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”

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My early attempts at deckbuilding

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Magic School Bus Head Canon

So I had a thought. If Ms. Frizzle isn't immortal due to magic or some miracle science, then she would have the school bus take her life. She and the bus have an arrangement where the bus will run her over when she reaches the end of her life. As her time comes she will look to the bus and smile sadly before telling it, "It is time old friend." Then, as the bus sheds a single tear it runs her down. While arrangements are made for her funeral and burial, the bus heads to a scrapyard to be disassembled and recycled into a coffin for the deceased Ms. Frizzle. In this final moment they would be together forever for the rest of eternity while the last remnants of magic rejuvenate her body to her prime and keep her body from decomposing so they could be together forever.

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10 Captivating Short Stories Everyone Should Read

1. The Most Dangerous Game by Richard Connell — The story of a big game hunter finding himself stranded on an island and becoming the hunted.

2. The Last Question by Isaac Asimov — A question is posed to a supercomputer that does not get answered until the end days of man.

3. The Last Answer by Isaac Asimov — A man passes away and has a conversation with the Voice in the afterlife.

4. The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman — A collection of journal entries written by a woman whose physician husband has confined her to the upstairs bedroom of the house.

5. The Lottery by Shirley Jackson — The story of one small town’s ritual know only as “the lottery.”

6. Hills Like White Elephants by Ernest Hemingway — A couple has a tension-filled conversation at a train station in Spain.

7. All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury — A group of schoolchildren live on Venus where the Sun is visible for only two hours every seven years.

8. Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut — It is the year 2081, and all Americans are equal in every possible way.

9. The Monkey by Stephen King — The story of a cymbal-banging monkey toy that controls the lives around it.

10. We Can Get Them For You Wholesale by Neil Gaiman — A man named Peter searches the phone book for an assassin to kill his unfaithful fiancée.

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Even though most games portray her immediately giving up and/or being captured. Now Link is a guy that can get things done. This actually saddens me. Not having played Hyrule Warriors, I've never seen Zelda do much anything of note. (Also excluding my Zelda in SSBB. She don't need no man!)

me thinkin about the corrupt government: Princess Zelda wouldn’t have let this happen

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It was all a lie!!!

Spoil the ending of your favorite game without any context

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After reading this bottom portion I completely expected it. Note I read it before listening.

i can’t believe i fell for it

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OOCDND 50,000 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

Hail and well met adventurers!  This blog is pushing 4 years and we’ve finally reached a high enough leadership rank to have 50,000 followers (and a 17th level cohort)!

To celebrate this occasion we are going to be doing something I’ve threatened I’d do for a long time… have a giveaway!

LOOT TABLE:

Winners will have one of the following prizes available to them:

1 Realms of Wonder 1983 calender signed by artist Tim Hildebrandt (reusable as soon as 2022)!

1 Unsigned but sealed Realms of Wonder Calender 1983!

1 Sealed Days of the Dragon 1982 calender (reusable as soon as 2021)!

1 set of dice!

3 pewter figurines!

A 3.5 Dungeons and Dragons DM’s Guide and Player’s Handbook!

1 Issue of Dragon Magazine May 1981

1 Issue of Dragon Magazine December 1980

HOUSE RULES:

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You must like and reblog this post. Only reblog once however.

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Free shipping to US and Canada, anyone else we’ll have to talk about shipping fees!

Giveaway ends July 27th (birth date of our Lord and savior Gary Gygax)

For every 10,000 followers we get between now and July 27th and additional winner will be selected up to 6 winners at 100,000 followers.

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did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague

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D&D valentines! (Which become increasingly naughty as you scroll down, heh.)

Based on these posts: [x] [x]

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leaving exams like

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