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Mattie: Let’s play 21 questions.

Jess: Okay, what’s your favorite color?

Mattie: Triangle. Are you into girls?

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What else are Orlando teens supposed to do if they’re not allowed to go to Disney World

Can you imagine being Finn Whitman and staring at a single alphabet letter for upwards of an hour? Wild.

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Maybeck: I'M A HOPELESS BROMANTIC. HIGH FIVE ME IN THE RAIN. FISTBUMP ME GENTLY AS THE SUN SETS.

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Why am I missing the Kingdom Keepers books suddenly

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Disney World: Come to our Disney Villains After Hours event in the Magic Kingdom!

me, who has never gotten over Kingdom Keepers and knows exactly what a ploy by the Overtakers looks like:

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1955 Wayne: A beer for me and uh…a juice box for the kid.

Finn: Wayne, I’m 19.

Finn: I can buy my own juice box.

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Finn: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Philby: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Maybeck: Smad.

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on a mission™️

finn: talk to me, maybeck. how are we looking?

maybeck: sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard. like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.

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willa, filling out hospital forms: what’s your middle name

charlene, concussed: danger

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Philby: Every time I sneeze my ribs start aching

Maybeck: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

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after losing philby in a crowd

Finn: I lost my friend Philby. Is it alright if I make an announcement?

Announcer guy: Of course.

Finn, leaning into the mic: Goodbye you little shit.

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Charlene: What are you going to do?

Maybeck: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope.

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The Keepers: The Overtakers are gone! Finn: tHe OvErTaKeRs ArE gOnE!

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i’m just saying if i don’t pull a charlene during this three year wait and become a vague disney channel actor who guest stars on good luck charlie then what’s the point

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Amanda, banging on the door: JESS, WE HAVE TO GO, COME OUT!

Jess: I’M GAY!

Amanda: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU!

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Kingdom Keeper fans, I know for a fact y’all are checking your surroundings, just in case there is a chance one of the rides is gonna spook ya. And if you don’t, YOU ARE LYING.

Becaue the first time I went on Small World after the book, I swear those dolls were gonna catch these hands.

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Charlene, Charlene, charlene Charleeeen. I’ll make you a better character charlene.