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i need a shirt that says “dont ask me what im doing with my life im trying not to kill myself”

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hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

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I'm real I'm real I'm real I'm real I'm real

I'm loved

I'm real

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I don't know any other places to ask... I'm sorry if this is a weird/cringe question.

Season 1 of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is really special to me, but find it impossible to rewatch, or watch with other people, because of the really uncomfortable undercurrents that I'm sure you all know of.

Does anyone know if there is a version out there that doesn't include any of the Shouta+Lucoa or Kanna+Riko stuff....?

I suppose could go through and edit it myself, but I'm kind of hoping someone else has already done it.

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sorry I just remembered when someone sent me an ask the last time i mentioned my mom talking to her financial advisor being like "you have a financial advisor how fucking rich are you wtf?" you know your bank offers meetings with financial advisors for free right.. you can just walk in and ask to speak to someone and they'll give you advice... like you need to know that is something most people can access... help

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@promptsh20 brings you:

“I want a baby.” A baby fever prompt list.

Constantly sending the other cute baby vids and photos.

Subconsciously baby proofing spaces like the home and car. Anything harmful or threatening to a baby must go.

“Our babies would be so cute.” “Oh, yeah?”

Buying any cute article of baby clothing that they see, and doing a mini haul of what they bought for the other.

Touching base again on how many kids each other wants and having those conversations with more depth.

When their in a room and spot a baby they don’t know, they have to go over and introduce themselves.

“Did you see his little hands?”

Volunteering themselves immediately to babysit anyone’s baby.

Silently gushing to the other over babies they see in public.

“I think you’d be an amazing mother.”

During family events or gatherings with friends the other can be found with the baby, enjoying themselves immensely.

“No way. You would be a great dad, a great one.”

The other finding the baby fever thing kind of hot and wrestling with wanting to give them one and also with where they are in life to support a baby.

“How cute are you? How cute is she?”

Discussing parenting styles and scenarios involving a baby with each other.

One being extremely touched that other can visualize having a baby with them, a family.

“Would you want to have a baby with me? “I’d love to have your baby.”

Feeling heartbroken when hearing or seeing a baby cry.

One playing peek-a-boo or making a funny face at baby’s they spot at the store and the other smiling at how silly they look.

“I can’t wait to have a baby of our own.”

If a baby ruins their clothes with food or any bodily fluids expensive or not, they find it hilarious or surprising rather than awful or annoying.

“If you need a break, I don’t mind taking them for a bit. Really it’s not a problem.”

One just admiring the other when their with babies and kids and how patient they are as well as loving.

One teaching the other everything they know about babies and the other trying to learn everything diligently.

“Can’t you see us doing that?” “Actually, I can.”

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An entire buck being marked as a fucking "object on road" has me feeling an indescribable emotion I don't think I've ever felt before

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I’m so fucked up about simon. His character arc in the main series was set up that ice king becoming a simon again was inevitable. It wasn’t a matter of if, but when and how.

but now that it’s happened, it’s the worst thing that could’ve happened to him.

he had friends! a special secret club of wizards he had matching rings and would go on roadtrips with! he wasn’t even really a problem anymore!

betty’s character is so fantastic. she traveled through time for him. She went insane for him. She become a god for him. But him being Simon was easier for her. Did she ever truly consider if it was what he wanted? She’s not even there with him. She’s not there and now he’s Simon and he’s more isolated than ever.

He lives with humans! At this point, Finn has known him longer as Simon than he knew him as Ice King. Ice King is just an old memory now. But Simon is over a thousand years old. “Simon Petrikov” is just an old memory too. He’s human again, but not really.

What’s worse is how smart he is. He’s an intelligent and emotionally competent man. So he really, truly, profoundly knows how deeply fucked up his life is. He’s so aware of it.

wouldn’t it be easier? If he was stupid and naive and magical? does he miss magic? maybe not ice, but magic itself? would he try to learn? Does he remember the password to Wizard City? Would they even still let him in? there’s a school. He could learn magic again. but would he? Doesn’t Simon Petrikov like learning about magic?

Everything Stays. He’s still here. But he’s different now. Everything is different now except it’s not because the world stayed the same and he’s the one who changed. He can’t go back. Except he did, in a way, and it wasn’t even his choice.

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A series about a 400-foot tall praying mantis that works in pest control...controlling humans, that is. Watch it above! ^^^

I just released a compilation of all episodes (minus Gregorsa's notes at the end)! If you feel like getting caught up on them, refreshing yourself, or introducing someone else to the series, this is a great way to do it! And, if you're new to the series...enjoy!

As always, you can help support me on Patreon if you like what you see! All patrons get to see videos early. Additionally, $1 gets you a link to the Discord, $2 gets access to early updates and some bonus content, $5 for your name in credits and more bonus content, $20 and $40 for black-and-white and colored commissions of insect or arachnid characters respectively, and $100 if you want a fully rigged, animatable model of your own!

Thanks for watching!

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I saw a bird that got hit by a car today

Almost unrecognizable

No blood, but

Body crushed and

Mangled

No visible features

Just a puff of feathers

A speck of dust

By the side of the road

But I could identify it by its wing

Pointing straight up from a mutilated form

White, semi-translucent flight feathers

Streaks of black lining the top of each one

A chickadee,

Body warped beyond recognition

Reaching up to a sky that could not save it

Desperate to be remembered

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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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Solidarity with children is often neglected or even made a joke of, so I wanna take a second and tell y'all what I wish I could go back in time and tell myself:

You're right. School is bullshit, homework is bullshit, waking up early is bullshit, going to bed early is bullshit. Some adults are just pointlessly cruel, even those in positions of authority over you. Sometimes adults are wrong, and, in fact, sometimes you are right

You were born with an innate sense of justice and fairness and adults have spent your entire life trying to beat it out of you so you'll shut up and do what you're told in an unjust and unfair society. Don't let them. Many of us have to take effort to relearn the wisdom you have right now, the ability to tell when something is bullshit even if you can't articulate why yet

You deserve happiness, fulfillment, and liberation just as much as any adult. Those first 18 years are just as important as any other time in your life, and it's time you'll never get back. Don't let anyone take them from you just because you're too young to fight back

Question everything, and never take "that's just the way it is" as an answer. Sometimes when things don't make sense to you it's because they just don't make any goddamn sense

Pick your battles, and be strategic. Don't take this post as permission to go starting fights for no reason. But remember that you have worth, and our society tends to not respect that. And you're right: that is bullshit

(also, read Anarchy Works)

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“He’s dead?! No! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE!!”

Stan’s not dead, but he’s not going to appear until Part 4 or 5 at least.

Part 2/9 of “Repercussion, Repetition, Resolution” or “RRR” for short because I suck at titling stuff, AKA “The part where Stanford pulls a lot of dumb faces”. (Will be tagged as #fanwork gf rrr for easy reading.)

(For further clarification, I imagine this story to be set very shortly after Weirdmageddon has ended, but before the younger twins have to leave for the end of summer. I’m also assuming that Bill was defeated with zero casualties. SO HELP ME IF ANYONE DIES IN THE FINALE I SWEAR TO GOD) 

This HC made watching Shop at Home with Mr. Mystery a lot sadder

Entire Work | Previous | Next  By installment: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6a | 6b | 7 | 8 | 9   

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Griftwood has me feeling things so

Shout-out to my fellow religious trauma sufferers who find solace in Ghost's music

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Remember these dates. #StudentLoans

#CancelStudentDebt