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believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

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finally home 🥹

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don’t mind me-just visiting my beloved Weasley twins at work 🤪

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she’s GORGEOUS

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I’m at disney and I just did the Rite of Passage and IT WAS AMAZING

Also enjoy this pic

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you following me back is actually crazy considering how long i stalked hr acc before i actually followed🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

❤️❤️❤️

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still can’t believe I wrote this FILTH

electric

dilf!jake sully x reader

minors DNI

warnings: smut lol

“lay back mama, I want to try something,” jake whispered as his large hand gently pushed your shoulders down.

obeying his orders, you quickly settling into the soft furs that littered the pods floor. as you stared up at your mate you sent a hasty thanks to Eywa that the kids were all out at a clan celebration.

drinking in the delicious sight of Jake hovering above you with a devilish gleam in his eyes, you were unable to stop the shiver that raced up your spine. you could only hope he had his filthy way with you.

slowly you watched him pull his long braid from over his shoulder, one hand rubbing slow circles upwards to the spot you needed him most. he had been teasing you for what felt like hours, your clit pulsing harshly against the cool evening air.

“ma’jake, please,” you whined, pushing your hips further into his strong hands.

“hold on baby girl, I’m going to make you feel so good, promise sweet girl,” he cooed gently at you, both hands lingering along your waist.

feeling more irritated than relaxed at his words, you glared upwards and opened your mouth to protest when Jake connected the tendrils of his queue right to your aching cunt.

the two of you sucked in a harsh breath before a loud moan penetrated the air, not just anyone’s moan. the loud almost pornographic sound had tumbled out of the mouth of you.

Jake’s eyes lit up with renewed excitement, he never new this little old thing could rip a sound like that out of you. But god he wanted to do it again.

The tendrils moved lazily around your clit, each twitch sending a jolt of electricity straight to your womb. this was good, no this was down right delectable.

jake moved the queue at a quick pace that led your hips to thrust forward to meet it with each movement. The orgasm that had been teased all evening slammed into you, your body shaking from the harsh release.

“fuck yawne, if I knew you would cum this much I would have done this sooner,” jake exclaimed in a strange sort of amazement.

as you came down from your high an idea popped into your head and you were quickly turning the tables on your mate.

“now ma’jake, lay back there’s something I wish to try,” you repeated, smirk adorning your lips.

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thanks for 2400 babes 😘 surreal that people actually like the random shit I wrote lol ❤️

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NO WAY U FOLLOWED ME I WILL CRY

😘🥰

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Why are the porn bots back and why can’t I see what I’m typing unless I copy and paste?

anyone else having this issue?

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Omds i think my heart just stopped

(⊃｡•́ 3 •̀｡)⊃ ❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

😘😘😘

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No cuz the way I screamed in my room😩😩

Awe lovie ❤️❤️ I’ve been meaning to follow people back but my notifications have been wild lately! thanks for supporting my works!!

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tsu'tey 🥴🥴

lil smutty smutty smut prompt: its been like a long ass day for him so its like full body worship for both of u. like hes kissing all up and down saying how pretty u are, and ur doing the same. lots of praise and fluff and cutness and 🤭 SMUT🤭

I got a lil carried away 🤭

minors DNI

when tsu’tey entered the shared hut, he watched you with a look that could only be described as a predator watching his prey. once wrong move and he would pounce.

 as you stared up into his golden eyes, you could only see need swirling in them. despite the lingering weight of his duty on his shoulders, his eyes held the want you knew where echoing back from yours.

in an instant the two of you were meeting in the middle, mouth slamming into one another as quick hands tore clothing from one another. as your lips fought for dominance, you could feel the need radiating between the two of you. eager hands roamed across each other‘s bodies, as tsu’tey slowly walked you backward to the pile of shared furs. 

before you had the chance to descend to the ground, he slowly kneeled before you.  

“my yawne let me please you, I want to make you feel good,” he spoke. large, calloused hands slid delicately across your waist as he kissed and licked and sucked at your neck. 

Unable to keep your hands idle, you slowly caressed his shoulders. Marveling at the muscles that seem to twitch under your touch. Your hands settled at the nape of his neck, and as you gently played with his braid he let out a small groan. it was then that tsu’tey began: 

“my beautiful girl” a kiss to your neck. 

“so smart and strong” a kiss to your collarbone. 

“light of my life, blessed by Eywa” a nip at your breast. 

“the one made for me” a quick lick across your peaked nipple. 

your whimpers and moans gradually increased as tsu’tey worked his way down your body. tracing the stripes that littered your abdomen with his teeth, teasing you beyond belief. heat spread throughout you as he descended to the place you wanted him most, but you had the entire night for that. 

slowly you pushed him away and settled yourself on the ground before him. placing a gentle kiss above his heart, you felt the hitch in his breathing as he pulled you onto his lap. when you felt his hard cock resting between your thighs, you briefly forgot your plan. with a subtle roll of your hips, both of you sucked in a harsh breath but there would be time for that later. 

returning your hands to their precious position, you began to knead the taut skin of his neck and shoulders. feeling his body relax from the pressure, tsu’tey burrowed his face in the crook of your neck to bask in the comfort you were giving him. 

“my beloved tsu’tey, my strong warrior. thank you for providing for the clan. for taking care of us. our mighty olo’eyktan. but let me care for you tonight, my mate.  let me please you too,” each sentence punctuated by the slight roll of your hips. each roll of your hips leaving you both panting. 

tsu’tey shifts you ever so slightly in his lap and that’s when you feel his throbbing head against the entrance of your cunt. without asking you quickly grabbed his queue and connected it. a shiver of lust  licked up your spine as the two of you stared into one another’s eyes, no question needed as he pulled you harshly down onto him. entering you in on quick movement. the slow teasing of the evening gone as he withheld the primal urge to fuck you. 

hands grabbing and scratching at his shoulders you were so overwhelmed by the feeling of both of your pleasures coursed through the bond. Tsu’tey pounded into you harshly from below, his strong arms lifting you easily to get the depth he wanted.

the small hut was filled with grunts and the lewd sound of slapping flesh. and soon, too soon, you could feel your orgasm approaching. you knew he could feel it too when he slowed his thrusts and smirked upwards at you, “not yet my heart, we have all night.” 

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send me all the smutty avatar prompts

(please don’t send any of the kiddos it makes me uncomfy to right them :))

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just thinking about how kiri has been the youngest, middle, and now oldest child of the sully family

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electric

dilf!jake sully x reader

minors DNI

warnings: smut lol

“lay back mama, I want to try something,” jake whispered as his large hand gently pushed your shoulders down.

obeying his orders, you quickly settling into the soft furs that littered the pods floor. as you stared up at your mate you sent a hasty thanks to Eywa that the kids were all out at a clan celebration.

drinking in the delicious sight of Jake hovering above you with a devilish gleam in his eyes, you were unable to stop the shiver that raced up your spine. you could only hope he had his filthy way with you.

slowly you watched him pull his long braid from over his shoulder, one hand rubbing slow circles upwards to the spot you needed him most. he had been teasing you for what felt like hours, your clit pulsing harshly against the cool evening air.

“ma’jake, please,” you whined, pushing your hips further into his strong hands.

“hold on baby girl, I’m going to make you feel so good, promise sweet girl,” he cooed gently at you, both hands lingering along your waist.

feeling more irritated than relaxed at his words, you glared upwards and opened your mouth to protest when Jake connected the tendrils of his queue right to your aching cunt.

the two of you sucked in a harsh breath before a loud moan penetrated the air, not just anyone’s moan. the loud almost pornographic sound had tumbled out of the mouth of you.

Jake’s eyes lit up with renewed excitement, he never new this little old thing could rip a sound like that out of you. But god he wanted to do it again.

The tendrils moved lazily around your clit, each twitch sending a jolt of electricity straight to your womb. this was good, no this was down right delectable.

jake moved the queue at a quick pace that led your hips to thrust forward to meet it with each movement. The orgasm that had been teased all evening slammed into you, your body shaking from the harsh release.

“fuck yawne, if I knew you would cum this much I would have done this sooner,” jake exclaimed in a strange sort of amazement.

as you came down from your high an idea popped into your head and you were quickly turning the tables on your mate.

“now ma’jake, lay back there’s something I wish to try,” you repeated, smirk adorning your lips.

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Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"