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Bob be like:

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The coven playing a board game:

Agatha: Check!

Teen: Uno!

Alice: Go fish!

Rio, sweating: I hate humans

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When I catch you...

don't mind me converting some of my edits into gifs

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💔💔💔☹️😞😢

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Vi: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Caitlyn: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Jinx: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Ekko: Isn't that just killing people?

Jinx Ah, technicality.

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Jinx: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?

Caitlyn: It actually does.

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Y'all were right about her

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Friendly reminder that fan-made content (fanart, fanfic, fanvids, etc) are:

extremely time consuming. Remember someone actually took time out of their life to create that, time they could’ve used to, idk, sleep, for example

entertainment you’re consuming for free. I can’t stress this enough: you’re enjoying someone else’s craft for free. You paid exactly zero money to look at/read/watch it.

S H A R E D  with you, not made for you. This is the most important point: someone created that, put it online and you found it. No one forced you to consume that fanwork, you C H O S E  to do it. 

Whenever you feel like leaving a mean comment, anonymous hate or make a ~clever post about how ‘lol look at all of these overused tropes every fic writer crams into their fics’ remember you’re being a dick to someone who shared their work with you. You’re not being funny, you’re not being edgy, you’re not being brave for calling something out - you’re being a dick.

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Guys I feel so alienated grieving over this finale, because it was a hell of a show, it was so queer, so marvelous, a damn good witchy one. But I have many things to say and they are brutally depressing.

Well, there’re seem to be a lot of people who truly loved the ending and I expected myself to be one of them, because this show gave so much to my queer self. I believed that Killing Eve story is engraved in my heart as the drama for life, for Lonely Hearts Enthusiast as me. And it was fixed only due to my dear writer Luke Jennings, author of the original novels, who has written two new KE books during these two years, resurrected Villanelle and made it fabulous. It helped, it was a cure, but still the show–the damn 4th season–will always be a squeal of pain.

As for Agatha All Along…oh boy. It was a sweetest, the gayest, the funniest playground for me, mostly all the time. I felt like these rainbow witches bestowed upon us all their confidence, radiant sexuality, profound love and complications, twisted fortunes, relationships that had a longstanding history spanning centuries. It felt like I’m 12 years old again in a school сamp, and everything is so cool and fun, and there’re gorgeous high school girls and everyone is your crush, and nothing bad can happen because it’s really a little Switzerland for all. However, teachers tell you that you need to ski at 7AM, and it’s obligatory, and the road is slippery, your equipment is old, it’s so hard that sometimes you feel like you won’t make it to the end.

Down down down the road down the witches road…such a bittersweet dream. But who’s the dreamer?

Billy being a baby queer-ent with all hopes and courage, believing in happy endings, seeing good in the most evil characters. It’s you, it’s me, it’s us. And in the end everyone’s either a witch killer, or self-sacrificing hero. God, Billy, why it had to be so dramatic? I know, this is Marvel story and it was envisaged to be like this (meaning Agatha becoming a ghost). But still. Marvel was always about a lot of action and fun, for all drama under the rain we had the DC universe, didn't we?

But let’s cut the shit and get straight to the point, I actually wanted to talk about Rio. Rio Vidal is a new character, brilliantly portrayed by Aubrey fucking Plaza, I may say she made this hero so real, formidable, exceptional. Rio is not even in the comics yet, so there’re many things we don’t know about her and we were craving to know. But do we have a chance for that in the nearest future if Agatha will be busy looking for Tommy with Billy? I doubt that. And for the record, I don’t give a flying fuck about Tommy’s existence.

I’ve read an article in Them media and that brought me to tears again. If there was AgathaRio last kiss, does it mean we will never see them together again? Did Agatha really mean she didn’t want to see Rio’s face ever again, without even a proper talk, even after ‘she’s my scar’ revelation? Is Death always supposed to be the enemy of all? Will Agatha ever be able to forgive her, if Rio used to be a love of her life? If it was Billy’s sick fantasy does it meant he kinda summon death on that road?

I listen to Rio’s theme in my playlist and cry for her. She has a black heart and it beats for no one but Agatha. Agatha never reacted to this like she didn’t care at all, did she? She has a tender spot in her heart for twink boys, and I know why but I hate it. I wanted this story to be sapphic, without changing the direction that much.

Moreover, I didn’t quite get why the hell Rio was so desperate to kill Agatha if she was so not okay about it in the end? They lost me there, I rewatched the first episode and tried to figure this out but I’m not sure that it was more than just a dominating game. Why did she want her horizontal (that part we got) in a grave, full of purple flowers, mushrooms, daisies and succulents? So romantic, yet so pathetic.

And still I was excited to watch Agatha’s and Rio's battle. Green and Purple striking each other’s bodies, there was so much passion in it, wow. It supposed to be so fucking hot, but instead this scene was interrupted by Billy’s performance.

God, Billy, I loved you as a character, but I loved you more as a sidekick, not another boy genius who suddenly develops his character and steals everybody’s thunder. He literally stole Agathario's thunder and blasted Rio, even when Agatha got her purple back. Twice.

Seriously guys, it felt like when you are trying to have some quality time with your girlfriend but her dog is jumping around and inviting you to play. With all due respect, you’re the sweetest Shiba Inu puppy, but why wouldn’t you just fuck off for a sec, because we’re having a moment here?

So was it Billy Maximoff All Along in the end of the road? Maybe that’s why I’m so angry right now.

Take a breath and dance with death, my love cannot be turned.

My love cannot be turned, even though there was so little dancing and too much thinking, to my liking. And it is so fucking sad.

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Lilia Calderu as Barbara Howard from Abott Elementary

I can just imagine Lilia doing this

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Agatha: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs

Rio, passing the phone back to Agatha: I'm passing the phone to the love of my life

Lilia: Im passing the phone to someone who claims they have the best fashion sense, but in reality dresses like someone going through a mid-life crisis

Jenn, flabbergasted:

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Teen: Don't be sad!

Agatha: Why not?

Teen: Because........ sad backwards is das, and das not good

Agatha:

Teen:

Agatha: Im killing myself

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Rio: What are you eating?

Agatha: You wouldn't like it, it's really bitter.

Rio: I like you, don't I?

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Agatha: Please, my love, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Rio: I’m sorry.

Agatha: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Rio: It has to be done.

Agatha:

Rio:

Agatha:

Rio: *Places +4* Uno.

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Teen: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Agatha: Unless you're home alone.

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(ONE) MORE AGATHA ALL ALONG INCORRECT QUOTE BECAUSE THIS ONE MADE ME SNORT SO HARD MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING*

*just kidding my nose was bleeding because my dog punched me in the face.

Disclaimer: I don’t speak any of the languages below and used google translate/online dictionaries. Judge me now.

*the coven, all lounging around and relaxing in various positions*

Lilia, sitting bolt upright from a dead sleep and scaring the crap out of everyone: Persi li cigni-!

Agatha, nearly knocking Rio over: Quid INFERNUM-

Alice, falling off of Jen’s lap: 发生什么事了?

Rio, completely unfazed: ¿Por qué estamos gritando?

Teen, whispering to Jen: …do you have any idea what’s going on?

Jen, picking Alice up off the ground: I generally don’t.