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by _nancy_dc

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I really hope that people involved with filmmaking who keep selling the idea of these curls being ugly will know no peace

+ honorable mention for these

and these

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I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

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Late 60s Early 70s medieval revival part 1

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"A breathtaking masterpiece of 1920’s couture by legendary designer Sadie Nemser. Composed of aquamarine silk velvet and metallic silver lace, adorned with hand made ribbon flowers, beads and pearls."

xtabayvintage via Instagram

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The shit I make

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talia, my darling

(done on ibispaint x - my first ride the cyclone fanart)

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"This Song is Awesome" vs "Talia"

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10 Reasons to Change Your Banker to Leprechauns

because regular banks are boring and leprechauns are petty, magical, and possibly armed

1. They're Legally Required by Mythology to Have Gold. Unlike your current bank, which legally requires you to have nothing but overdraft fees.

2. Contracts Are Fun and Deadly. Sure, their financial agreements might be sealed with blood and iron ink, but at least you know they’re serious. (Also, loopholes? Deliciously abundant. If you survive.)

3. Customer Service With Vengeance. Your leprechaun banker will personally hex anyone who tries to scam you. Your old bank couldn't even block that sketchy Amazon charge.

4. They Offer Magical Investment Opportunities. Stocks? Bonds? Boring. Leprechauns invest in dragon hoards, cursed artifacts, and stolen royal jewels. Diversify your portfolio with fear and flair.

5. Hidden Pots of Gold > Hidden Fees. Your "savings account" is literally a rainbow away. (Locating it is part of your spiritual growth arc.)

6. No Business Hours, Only Vibes. Need a midnight withdrawal? Find the right hollow tree and chant your mother's maiden name backwards. Way more fun than arguing with an ATM.

7. They Hold Grudges on Your Behalf. Karen from Accounting stole your stapler in 2019? Your leprechaun banker remembers — and she’s about to have a Very Interesting Tuesday.

8. Free Curses With Every Transaction. Need petty revenge as a side hustle? Deposit $50, curse your enemies for free. Better rewards program than any credit card.

9. Every Meeting Includes Free Drinks. They will try to get you drunk and trick you into terrible deals. But honestly, when was the last time your bank offered anything besides a sad lollipop?

10. They Respect Chaos. Standard banks want "stability" and "responsibility." Leprechauns? They want you to flirt with disaster, high-five fate, and look good doing it.

Switch to leprechauns. Your money might spontaneously combust or turn into frogs, but at least you'll have a hell of a lot more fun watching it happen.

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Damn, I haven’t been on the hell site since the election. And I unfortunately have to live under this fuck-ass Fascist regime until we inevitably flee to Mexico.

Onto some more positive news, I think I’ve found a way to finally enjoy art again. For many years, art felt like such a burden because of the high expectations I put on myself. I hated drawing, and could barely make myself to doodle. But recently, I’ve been enjoying combining my talent with my love of history. I’ve been redrawing historic art and find it much more fun than just making original works. Most of it is just silly marginalia, but it brings me joy regardless. So I decided I should show ya’ll two pieces I rectory finished. (I have some more sketches, we’ll see if and when I finish them.)

The Devil’s in the Margins

The Lady Peregrine

(Neither of these titles apply to the official artwork, they are just fun titles I have used for my Instagram posts.)

Anyways, I’m hopeful that I may open a print shop for my remakes one day. It would be a good way to make some extra income and everyone’s always told me I should do something with my talent.

I would also like to make videos about historical topics (mostly just me bitching but I’ve been told my rants are entertaining.) But I’m not sure I have the confidence for that yet.

Thank you for reading my dumb little paragraph and looking at my monstrosities.

~Nessa Rose

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Me scrolling my feed

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An informational comic I drew last year for my Comics 2 class, reposting it to my new account (had to jump ship from the old one unfortunately) with some minor grammar changes and learned my lesson in adding watermarks! Happy early pride :)

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insane scary women 😍

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ship chart in honour of jock week

Forgot to include this. Template here