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Why the fuck do I like hands so much

Yo, weird side of tumblr what’s it called when you’re attracted to the way people hold things

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If you’re a female or any other gender and you find long fingers an attractive aspect of someone then you either a lesbian, a bottom, or both.

Yes being bi, pan, etc counts

You two switches

God I’m just calling myself out

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who else is gay for hp gals? 🙋‍♀️

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Yo, weird side of tumblr what’s it called when you’re attracted to the way people hold things

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Yes

Draco: Hey, Potter! Choose: kiss me or catching the snitch

Harry: Why would I kiss you?? The snitch!

Draco: *puts a snitch in his mouth and looks at Harry*

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Ron: I think Hermione likes Cormac

Harry: But she avoids him all she can

Ron: Yeah. That's because she likes him

Harry: I think she likes you

Ron: Nah. She wants to be with me all day and talks to me and even kisses me in the cheek from time to time

Harry: And I'm the oblivious one??

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These are odd times

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Shit Slytherin Say: #208

Slytherin: *tells a joke*

Ravenclaw: well actually—

Slytherin: Stop Ravensplaining and just laugh friendo.

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That’s just wow

JKR just called you evil bc your a Slytherin.

Your last meme is your reaction

Here’s mine:

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Shit Slytherins Say: #210

*first day as Aurors*

Hufflepuff: how did this man drown?

Slytherin: he couldn’t breathe underwater.

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Gryffindor:[pushing a door that clearly says pull]

Slytherin, filming: You aren’t pushing hard enough.

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heart of a lion, mind of a serpent...

sweet like a rose, but will stab you if you come too close...

gryffindor x slytherin

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slytherin and hufflepuff

“the misfits- the most misunderstood houses”

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Draco Malfoy

“it is exceptionally lonely being Draco Malfoy...”

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Tom Riddle

“lord Voldemort is my past, present and future...”

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Ravenclaw: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

Slytherin: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

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Slytherin: I am so evil, My soul is darker than the night, I am so, so scary-

Gryffindor: You’re holding a stuffed snake.

Slytherin: iT’s A gIfT fRoM RavENcLaW!