names Gram the fish man ehe love me a good 🦐 shrimp🦐! my wife's pretty okay too ig X3 (he/him)lvl.40
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Betta unimaculata complex, with all its subtypes!
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When women in horror wield chainsaws. That’s strap imagery.
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bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym
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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail
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idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
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seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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