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Me, watching house: finally, the fabled hot chip eating liar

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when talking to straight people i think house and wilson are gay and i ship them fanon style. but to fellow gay people however i think its more complicated than that and i do think canon is extremely interesting and i like sticking to the text and analyzing how house and wilson are the show's central relationship and what they have is way more complex than just romance. there's layers to this codependency and i think it's definitely homoerotic at some points but so much of it is just pure nonsexual platonic devotion. they're literally each other's only friends. and specifically with wilson, he doesn't have any connections besides house and his romantic/sexual pairings with women (that's why he's a serial monogamist with 3 ex-wives and also a serial cheater; he literally doesn't know how to have platonic close connections with women, and doesn't seem to hang out with many other men) and i think equating house and wilson to that same kind of romance/sexual relationship would somewhat water down their bond bc i do think if wilson was romantically/sexually linked with house they would Not last as long as they did together. wilson is drawn to instability. every time a relationship got too stable he cheated. this is why he's so attracted to house. if their game ever ended and they settled into a coherent "romantic" or "platonic" dynamic it would be boring, so they need to exist in a hazy in-between area to work. and the same goes for house; i don't think he functions well in a romantic relationship period, if nothing else than because of the social rules. he struggles with things like "being emotionally available" and "honesty" (two things that are kind of expected hallmarks of a romantic relationships, and also the two reasons he and cuddy broke up). the lack of a social contract house and wilson have with each other is why their relationship works for them and also why i don't think they could ever get over their repression and be in a legit romantic/sexual relationship. but when i'm watching it with my parents i'm gonna be like "yeah they're sooooooo gay"

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I started watching house and I genuinely can’t stop. I’ve been watching house all week. I hung out witth friends where we watched house and then went home to watch more house. I went out to a nice dinner and wanted to go home and watch house so bad I was shaking.

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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Wait…. If I’m trashed on whiskey…. And you’re down the ice hole…. Who’s leading this expedition!!??

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Local marine contemplating mutiny

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I loveeee in the earlier seasons when house will ask the ducklings to do something insane and Foreman and Cameron will be like “no! Ethics! It’s wrong!” And House just looks at Chase who’s like “on it :D”

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every so often i go and check the google reviews for the real life princeton hospital and it's always beautiful

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genuinely working myself into a state thinking abt how pissed people get when u don't hear them perfectly the first time

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i love how youre at the end of season two and you get to euphoria and youre like... holy shit, foreman almost died. how the hell isn't that the season finale? it's even a two-parter?? what could possibly be more season-finale-worthy than one of the ducklings almost dying??? and then

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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“I asked Grok” “I asked ChatGPT” Well I asked Sir John Franklin and he said “it’s going to be tight, but this is what we signed up for: an adventure for Queen and Country” sooooo

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now THAT. is how u do a fakeout dream sequence

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"like a dream, sir" 🤝 "much to do on terror is all, sir"

^^ line deliveries that belie an almost annihilating sense of fear/despair which is covered up for the sake of english stoicism