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i had a dream last night that i took chhinkni and had a sneezing fit all over a man's.....genital area. and then. used the mess as lube. to suck him off. ummmmmm..... i'm just gonna end this here.

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she's carrying a huge birthday cake down the crowded street to the party. her nose starts to twitch. fuck, she can't sneeze all over this beautiful cake! she tries to hold it in, but the tickle's getting stronger. what will she do? there's nowhere to set the cake down, and she'll drop it if she takes even just one hand off it. she can't just turn her head and sneeze all over the nearest person. this is gearing up to be a wet one too. she sniffles congestedly, trying her best not to sneeze. it's no use....it's coming....

desperate, she begs you, an unsuspecting passerby, to pinch her nose for her, to stifle her sneeze. please, it's almost here.... help...

what will you do?

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sooooooo i just took a noseful of chhinkni in the library....

my girlfriend was there to help me and tell me how badly i needed to be quiet😳i stifled 4 times into pinched fingers. still sniffling...

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stop everything you're doing bc this twink just 1) ran his mouth for the last hour, 2) stopped talking abruptly to let me know "sorry i'm gonna sneeze," 3) made the most INSANE pre-sneeze face, 4) flailed his fucking arms, and then 5) hands free stifled VIOLENTLY into his elbow. like it sounded like he BARELY contained that one, like that shit HURT. cmon man, keeping it all in AND covering with your elbow?! it's cuz his ass is a GERMAPHOBE too!! he said sorry AGAIN before i could even say bless you. and he'd been hitching the entire conversation. you just know his poor nose was building up to this. and you just KNOW he's terrified to sneeze because of all the germs but he COULDN'T FUCKING HELP IT.

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i'm sitting in section at university. and there's maybe 30 people in here. and the TA was talking, and talking, yk, doing her whole presentation....when this girl with long hair and glasses sitting across from me half-stifled, twice.

and idk why it fucked me up so much but THE TA BLESSED HER. like she stopped whatever she was saying to say BLESS you to a STUDENT. why am i blushing

and it gets worse bc a few minutes later, *i* really had to sneeze. and i KNEW i would turn bright red if the instructor blessed me so i had this whole ass catastrophic holdback situation where i covered my nose and mouth and just barely jerked forward in a silent stifle🫣no one noticed thank GOD

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i have a question yalls. does anyone ever get ocd type issues with this kink? like, my girlfriend just sneezed in the other room--my favorite kind of sneeze too😭😭a pinch stifle! and i just felt horrible afterwards. i couldn't stop trying to imagine what it looked like, and my body started twitching and shaking. i felt resentment that i didn't get to see it, and shame for being so aroused by something she can't control. and of course, somewhere in there i was turned on i guess. please tell me i'm not alone😅

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DREAM SCENARIO. HAS OCCURRED.

i was SHOWERING with my girlfriend (side note: it's been a long time since i posted on here; yes i have a girlfriend. i left the post abt my ex up bc it is hOt, but this girl is mine and i am hers and we are very gay etc etc. but i digress.) and they started making an INSANE pre-snz face. i looked at her all longingly, but she stopped, acting like the water was just spraying their eye or something. so i went "aww sorry i thought you were gonna-" AND. SHE. turned away from me, then turned back towards me at the LAST SECOND and sneezed all over my t!ts😭😭😭OH MY GOD GUYS IT WAS HOT. i blessed her and kissed their nose all soft, but she wasn't DONE. she wound up and sneezed again, down at the shower floor. "aww, baby! another one?" i asked in disbelief. my girl RARELY sneezes doubles, so this already felt like a gift. they said that a bit of soap must have gotten in her...nose....AND AGAIN!!! this time i was ready and gave her my elbow to cover her wet shower sneeze🥺AND SNZBLR WHEN I TELL YOU SHE SNEEZED A FOURTH TIME💀down at my chest again this time. i blessed her after each one and made out with them as the hot water rained down on us.

i'm laying in bed with her while writing this, and this bombshell of a woman just sneezed up into the air UNCOVERED, loud as hell, and shaking her head like a little dog with the force of the sneeze as well. god, i'm in love.

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just a thought... what would you do if you were bench pressing a lot of weight, and you had to sneeze😳

like, would you wait until the bottom of the rep and sneeze in your spotter's face?? that seems pretty rude🫣would you at least give them a warning to get out of the spray zone? would you ask them to take the weight off your hands so you could sneeze freely? seems like dangerous business🫠maybe your spotter should just pinch your nose when they see you start to hitch, yk, to prevent the whole disaster🤭

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i present to you.....the cough drop trope.

so you're sick. you're sucking on a cough drop to soothe your sore throat. and you feel a tickle building in your nose. fuck, you're gonna sneeze. you try to hold it in, but it's no use. it's coming, and fast. you try to tuck the cough drop into a pocket in your mouth, like gum, but it's not going to help. you sneeze, and the cough drop goes flying😭

....yes, this really happened to me. yes, there was a cough drop stuck to my elbow. shush

but just picture it guys, a poor little sickie trying their absolute best not to sneeze. but their little nose just tickles so so so much🥺

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alright snzblr, the day is finally here😂my first wav! and it's a scenariooooo

you're on top of me, kissing my neck and resting on my chest. but my nose starts to tickle, and i really don't want to sneeze on you. you help me stifle the first one, but they keep coming....

cw: stifles, let out sneezes, a few sniffles, brief vague mention of mess

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still thinking about the time my coworker asked me if i was "ready to have a sneezefest."

i was like WHAT??? it turns out she wanted me to take down dusty posters with her. just. just what even crossed her mind to say that😭

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OH. MY. GOD. snzblr. i just came up with the literal best idea omfg

picture it: there's this character with the fetish who's rly embarrassed abt it. like, they won't even say the word sneeze, much less bring themselves to announce their sneezes. they try their hardest not to snz around ppl but sometimes they can't hold it back. AND I PRESENT TO YOU--

they're getting a tattoo. let's say it's somewhere close to the face, like the cheek or the neck or the upper chest. and they start to feel a tickle in their nose while the artist is working. and ofc they try so so hard to hold it back, but it's not helping. they're going to sneeze.

this is so bad for so many reasons. obviously this is some sterile equipment, so they really shouldn't sneeze all over it. and the artist is getting rly close to their face at the moment and ofc they don't want to snz all over them either. and to top it off, jostling their body all of a sudden like that would definitely mess up the tattoo, and, yk, permanent and all that. so it would be RLY RLY BAD for them to sneeze right now.

BUT THEY LITERALLY CAN'T HOLD IT BACK. so obviously now they need to tell the artist what's happening, before it's too late!! but they're so shy!! they're turning bright red just at the THOUGHT of having to announce their sneeze! so they wait as long as they possibly can, until they're at the point of no return, to get out a whispery "i'm go--HhHHihh--gonna sne---" and the artist pulls back at the last minute in surprise and still gets sprayed a bit with the big release--HHHITSHHOOO!

BUT IT GETS BETTER. because what if the artist saw the look on the client's face. what if they KNEW this person was about to sneeze. what if the client's hands were in a position where they couldn't use them, like maybe one was actually getting tattooed or they were holding a stress ball or a phone or something. what if they couldn't use their hands. and what if the artist knew a full sneeze would definitely ruin the piece. AND WHAT IF they reached up and pinched the client's nose to help them stifle😳😳😳DO YOU SEE THE VISION GUYS. what if the client had to beg the artist to help them keep it contained (yes i'm sure you were wondering when this was gonna circle around to that trope😂)---"help, i have to--snee--eHhhihh--pinch my no-hhhse..."

🫠🫠horn brain activated. sorry for the rant.

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"i have to sneeze."

oh, you do, do you? you HAVE to? like you can't hold it back....and you needed to give me this information....just, yk, so i could have a little warning? rightttttt....soooooo.....can i catch it for you orrrrrr😅

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i need everyone to know. my favorite sneeze trope in all the world. is someone begging someone else to help them contain their sneeze. whether it's "quick, hold my nose, i can't hold it back" or "oh no, cover my mouth!" or "please...hHhh...put your finger under my nose or i'll sneeze all over you, hurry, it's almost here..."

just, like, i can't. there's never been anything hotter😭

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aaaaaaa i was downtown with my boyfriend (non-fetishist but knows abt the fetish) and my dad, so my dad turned his back for a second and my bf said "cover your ears" and then got the fucking hottest pre-sneezy look in his eyes and let one out into his elbow (obviously i didn't cover my ears--i have no shame hehe i was full-on staring at him😳) BUT IT GETS WORSE bc he tried to say "i did tell u to cover your ears" but his poor nose was so ITCHY that it took TWO sneezes to get that tickle out and he cut himself off with another adorable one, then finished the sentence. i could barely give him a quick bless you before my dad turned back around and i had to keep a straight face💀istg this man has no idea how hot he is😭like he had no way of knowing i've had fucking dreams of ppl telling me to cover my ears while they snz since i was a literal child🤦‍♀️it wasn't too loud or anything but he just didn't want to make me horny😵‍💫and what's double aksjdbsjkdhfhf is that he usually gets all shy and holds back in public so he doesn't draw attention to himself but 🤭🤭🤭 guess he couldn't keep these contained.....anyways i will be off fantasizing if u need me🫡

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no because this girl just yelled across the dining hall, "did you hear my sister is going to give birth today?" and her friend yelled back "are they going to induce her?" and nobody understood why i was laughing😅

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my housemate is in her room with her girlfriend, presumably cuddling bc that's how us sapphics roll, and i just heard the absolute loudest scream-sneeze come from that room (and it was definitely my housemate bc her gf's sneezes are so tiny and delicate), and then the one who DID the sneezing had the audacity to say "wow that was a big one! are you okay?" to her gf 😳😳 like i might actually pass away