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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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It's okay to be wrong about how your day will go.

It's okay if you overestimate your energy and realize you can't actually do all the things you wanted to do. Or any of them.

It's okay if you use up all your spoons in the morning and spend the rest of the day in bed because you just can't with life today.

It fucking sucks, but sometimes these kinds of days just happen and we need to roll with them. Directing your frustration into trying to be more productive or getting irritated with yourself (or your headmates, if applicable) won't help, it will hurt you.

Lay in bed. Cry. Idly pass the time. Only get up to eat or use the bathroom. There is no shame in it if this is all you can manage. You're just trying to survive today, you don't have to do it well.

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how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

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babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again

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@thatspectacularpigeon

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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Today's Seal Is: Devourer Of The Sun

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so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

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Why don't you take a short walk on a long pier and have a very nice day

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Anybody else got that fucky autism sensation perception where your brain confuses the feeling of an impending poop with the feeling of impending doom

So you get really fuckin anxious for no reason out of nowhere

Shortly after this you use the bathroom and take a shit

Boom all your problems are solved and you're baffled at why you were anxious in the first place

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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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(reply to the kroger & walmart chicken fettucine alfredo listeria outbreak)

hey holy shit. the sound I made when I read this. this is exactly why the chicken fettucine recall is so scary, it is such a huge comfort food and a bunch of folks eat it while pregnant. I am so fucking glad my post found you and that you got medical attention right away.

yours is an example of doing exactly the right thing: listeria is especially dangerous while pregnant, and there are antibiotics that can be prescribed for high-risk folks during the early stages of symptoms or even before symptoms begin. and while listeria can take up to 80 days to cause illness, it can also cause issues within hours or days of eating contaminated food.

for you and for everyone else trying to avoid the general news right now, here is a list to help keep up with recalls and foodborne illness outbreaks in the united states since I do not post all of them:

FDA recall list (food, drug, medical device, etc recalls with press announcements, usually bigger food recalls have announcements)

FDA enforcement reports (more recalls go here, but more difficult to navigate than the recall list with announcements)

USDA FSIS recall list (they cover different food than FDA, especially meat. the chicken fettucine alfredo recall was posted here)

NHTSA recall list (vehicles, car seats, tires, and equipment recalls!)

CPSC recall and safety warning list (products! there have been a LOT of recalls of baby stuff recently!)

FDA outbreak investigations (you can see the status of outbreaks as they happen and get investigated, this is often where recalls start)

CDC active investigations of foodborne illness outbreaks (outbreaks can have both an FDA page and a CDC page. they cover different information)

foodsafetynews (news about food safety ONLY! not a government source. mostly focused on the US and canada, but also news around the world. some of what they post involves commentary on the current administration, BUT they post about bigger and more relevant recalls that wind up in the ever-tricky FDA enforcement reports.)

best of luck to you and your baby, and make sure you get plenty of rest!!!!!

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we are so back