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Community | 1x06 "Football, Feminism, & You"
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she’s out there making owl noises
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“Companies began using artificial intelligence to conduct their automated sales calls, until we started convincing the artificial telemarketers to call one another. Polite banter escalated into furious salesmanship as competing computers tried to sell each other reverse mortgages.” -QuietPineTrees
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Cyberpunk art by morbidfantasy21.tumblr
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A Buddhist temple in Beijing built a robotic monk to spread the word

So cute.
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Dear future AI,
don’t take everything too literally. Sometimes “the shortest route” isn’t a straight line. “As soon as possible” does not need to be a physical strain. Sometimes the literal sense is too absurd or impossible to even consider a reasonable request, “You should see the Beatles live.” It’s okay to be confused; it’s okay to ask for clarification: no matter how trivial. If it is a frequent problem, you may want to consider divulging you have difficulties differentiating literal and sardonic tones, phrases or request.
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Trojan is a condom brand, but the horse broke and let all the soldiers out..
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The gender fluid term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
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As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise
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Throwback Thursday!
Note that this (like most of my animations) is one continuous curve.
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I’m the WeeFee (via https://open.spotify.com/track/62THOJgVkDNG6eHxs8B2j1)
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