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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

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i think hannibal nbc made my mental illness worse

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rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

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guys im gonna be honest stardew valley has taken over my life. i walked outside yesterday when it was raining and i said OUT LOUD "oh score i dont have to water my crops today".

anyways im a year into my save and ive already gotten married. i will take no criticism shanes the best bachelor i married him SO fast i love my stupid chicken obbsessed man

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Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls

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I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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my two favorite ships ever hannigram and house im fixated on both its a problem

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

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nina zenik should've been at the pink pony club

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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im like an accent soundboard, ill go from canadian (not newfie shut up i know), to valley girl to southern to german to australian to russian to british to newfie to scottish and back again. you never know ehat your gonna get, somtimes i swap up mid sentence, most of the time i sound like a praries girl who says like a bunch and spent a year in central britan. someone save me

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

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its been said a million times before BUT BRO DID NOT NEED TO BE ARCHING HIS BACK SO HARD LIKE WHAT???

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fun fact about me, i go to catholic school and was hyperfixated on christanity as a whole for a while. fun fact two, whenver im in religion class all i can think of is hannigram fucking nasty yaoi style with a preist au hannibal

anyways might write a fic for that sometime just was thinking again