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whatsortofschoolisthis · 9 months ago
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✧ IDENTITY ✧
Full Name: Robin Micah Ames
Nicknames: Robbie.
Name Meanings: Robin- English, “Bright Fame” ; Micah- Hebrew "Who is Like God?" ; Ames-, “Friend” 
Date of Birth: March 28th, 1875 (Easter Sunday).
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Blood Status: Pureblood 
Nationality: English/Welsh
Residence: The Wedge Inn.
✧ APPEARANCE ✧
Hogwarts Faceclaim: young Alex Pettyfer
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Adult Faceclaim: slightly taller Alex Pettyfer.
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Height: 6 ft
Build: Athletic
Hair: Blond hair cut short
Eye Color: Crystal Blue 
Scarring:
Three scars on his forehead above his right eye from an attack by Dark Wizards as a child.
One long ugly scar on his back from fighting a giant spider (got him from behind).
Modifications: (glasses, piercings, tattoos, etc.) his right ear is pierced (a tradition held by sailors)
Other Distinguishing Marks: None.
Clothing Style: trousers, simple shirt, and a flat cap. Wears his robe as little as possible, hates it.
Accessories: A pocket watch that doesn't run, he uses it to get out of conversations.
What’s in His Pockets: His wand and an adder stone
What’s in His School Bag: Textbooks, quills and ink, parchment bound into a notebook, a star chart, notes from Benny, and a sketchbook.
Accent: English
✧ SPEECH & LANGUAGE ✧
Dialect: Standard English and Lanky.
Languages Spoken: English, Welsh
Languages Understood: English, Welsh
✧ PERSONALITY ✧
MBTI Type: 
- ENTJ (Commander),
They are natural-born leaders with an unparalleled drive to turn their visions into reality. Their strategic minds excel at seeing the big picture, identifying long-term goals, and devising efficient plans to achieve them. They possess a rare combination of confidence, charisma, and decisiveness that draws others to them and inspires them to follow their lead.
Positive Traits: Brave, loyal, kind, cool-headed, honest
Neutral Traits: sarcastic, dry humor, direct, cunning.
Negative Traits: irritable, bad liar even when it's important, stubborn.
Common Stressors: classes, looking after Benny, the fact Streelers exist,
Comforting Things: Flying, Reading, Quidditch once he discovers it, looking after his brother Benny, dueling.
Interests & Hobbies: Flying, Quidditch Commentating, dueling, drawing, hiking.
Description: Robin Ames was not a typical Slytherin, he would sacrifice his ambitions for his brothers and friends and often did. He was a horrible, horrible liar, no one ever believed his lies and he was overall considered a disgrace as a Slytherin.
That being said, Robin was not nice but he was kind and treated people well, he made no distinction between class or blood Status, which was unusual at the time.
✧ MAGIC ✧
Wand: Pear Wood, 11 inches, and Flexible.
This golden-toned wood produces wands of splendid magical powers, which give of their best in the hands of the warm-hearted, the generous and the wise. Possessors of pear wands are, in my experience, usually popular and well-respected. I do not know of a single instance where a pear wand has been discovered in the possession of a Dark witch or wizard. Pear wands are among the most resilient, and I have often observed that they may still present a remarkable appearance of newness, even after many years of hard use.
Other Magical Abilities: None
Patronus: A hare.
Patronus Memory: Holding Benny for the first time after he was born.
Boggart: The Dark Wizard that attacked him and his family
Riddikulus: The Wizard trips and breaks his nose.
Amortentia:
Robin  smells like Old books, fir trees, pears, something sweet yet sharp, and ink.
Robin smells apples, fresh air, and hay.
Mirror of Erised: The Dark Wizard dead and his family safe. After it's discovered the man died at sea, he sees Benny and River happy and his parents gravestones.
✧ HOGWARTS ✧
House: Slytherin
OWL Classes:
Astronomy — O
Charms — O
Defense Against the Dark Arts — O
Flying — EE
Herbology — A
History of Magic — EE
Potions — EE
Transfiguration — EE
OWL Electives:
Divination- O
Study of Ancient Runes — EE
NEWT Classes:
Charms — EE
Defense Against the Dark Arts — O
Potions — A
Divination- A
Extracurriculars: Crossed Wands Dueling Club and Astronomy Club.
✧ EMPLOYMENT ✧
Affiliations: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ; Gringotts Bank, Self employed.
Professions:
Age 18 to 26- Cursebreaker for Gringotts Bank.
Age 26 to 60- Freelance Cursebreaker with his wife Katherine and cousin Dylan.
✧ FAMILY ✧
Father: Donald Alexander Ames.
Born in 1850, he was the only child of Jacob and Alice Ames, who belong to the 'off' branch of the Ames family. He grew up in an inn in an isolated wizarding Hamlet called The Wedge. His parents had a nasty habit of murdering muggles and lone half-bloods and stealing their belongings.
Eventually they were caught by Muggle Authorities and were allowed to be executed by them and Donald was sent to live with his uncle Robert at the age of seven.
Unfortunately, his parents had left their mark, Donald was a cruel and conniving man and the Sorting Hat barely touched his head before sorting him into Slytherin, where he met Lucy.
Oddly enough, he has one good quality: he finds Blood Purism and bigotry to be distasteful, the aspect of his parents targeting innocent muggles (especially children) always deeply bothered him and he feels they got what they deserved.
He's a terrible father though, he does not like his children, having them was an unpleasant surprise, and the only one that's a Slytherin (Robin) is really bad at being Slytherin.
Donald made his parents Inn into a reputable bed and breakfast. He died of Dragonpox complications in 1928.
Robin doesn't like his father much and generally ignores him whenever possible.
Mother: Lucy Jeanne, Morgan
Born in Wizarding Cardiff to James and Agnes Morgan in 1850. Agnes was a witch and worked as a midwife and James was a muggle, he worked as a pharmacist.
Lucy was the oldest of three children, the younger two being twins, Glynis and Glenn, both of whom were also magically inclined She was a peevish and unpleasant child but otherwise not remarkable.
She sorted into Slytherin after being a Hatstall between Ravenclaw and Slytherin for eight minutes.
Lucy married Donald after he was established in the Inn (they were both 23) and she had River a year later in 1874. In 1875, she had Robin and in 1883 she had Benjamin.
She wasn't as openly disdainful as her husband but she treated her children like dolls and didn't really know what to do once they gained opinions and general sentience. She does love them in her own way though and keep all their Hogwarts letters in frames.
Lucy died of old age at the age of 84 in 1934.
Robin likes his mother as a person but not as a mother.
Brother: River Edmund Ames.
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Born on October 31st, 1874. River was the first child , a Ravenclaw, and was expected to run his parents Inn as they aged. He Did Not Do That and became a train driver for the Hogwarts Express. He married Natty Onai and had two sons Samuel and Kian.
He was very quiet and very serious as a student and excelled in Care of Magical Creatures and Ghoul Studies, the latter due to living in a very haunted Inn.
Robin loves his brother and they're very close.
River has a strange dislike for Leander Weasley, it is on sight if he even thinks he glimpses the other boy.
Faceclaim: Toby Regbo
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Brother: Benjamin Matthew Ames AKA Benny.
Born on June 3rd, 1883. He was the baby of the family, was sorted into Hufflepuff, and wasn't expected to be much by his parents.
He became a wandmaker and owned his own Wand Shop in Nova Scotia, Canada, called Ames Wandwoods (Still exists today). Benny was often in the Hogsmede Ollivander's and had a million questions for poor Gerbold Ollivander.
He married his childhood sweetheart Molly Cash and they had four children: Jack, Acacia, Letty, and Mark.
He was very cheerful and hardworking, most people liked him at Hogwarts. He was a perfect and head boy while there.
Robin adores Benny and is very protective over him and Benny loves Robin. He follows him everywhere when he can get away with it.
Benny was very fond of Sebastian Sallow and Ominis Gaunt, the latter of whom pretended to be annoyed by it.
Faceclaim: Young Freddie Highmore
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Cousin: Dylan John Wright
Born on January 3rd 1875 to Glynis Morgan, Lucy's little sister. No one knew who the father was and Glynis was quickly married off to a Pureblood named Thomas Wright. Thomas was the only father Dylan ever knew and was an overall good father to him, adopting him at two years old.
Dylan and Glynis came to live and work at the Inn after Thomas was killed in his work as an Unspeakable when Dylan was eight.
Dylan was sorted into Slytherin after being a Hatstall between Slytherin and Gryffindor. He's cunning, a bit ruthless, and a fierce fighter.
He joins Robin in his Cursebreaking ventures after several failed attempts at business, including a general store in America.
Robin and Dylan are thick as thieves and consider the other their best friend.
Faceclaim: Finn Wolfhard
Pets: 
Childhood: A large calico cat named Miss Lily and a great horned owl named Annis.
Adulthood: One albino owl named Snowy and a crup named David.
✧ ROMANCE & CHILDREN ✧
Love Interest: Katherine Louise Ames Formerly Katherine Louise Weeks.
Sons: Henry James Weeks and Andrew Sebastian Ames AKA Andy.
Daughter: Vera Jane Ames.
✧ OTHER RELATIONSHIPS ✧
Best Friends: Sebastian Sallow, Ominis Gaunt, and Dylan Wright.
Close Friends: TBD
Friends:
TBD
Acquaintances: TBD
It’s Complicated: TBD
Hogwarts Dormmates: Dylan, three other spots.
Rivals: TBD
Enemies: Any blood purist
✧ HISTORY & BACKGROUND ✧
Place of Birth: St. Mungo's, London.
Hometown: The Wedge (Hamlet) , Lancashire England.
Childhood: 
Robin and River spent a lot of their childhood staying out of their father's way and dealing with their mother's oddities while helping in the Inn. After Dylan moved in they spent hours exploring the countryside and hiding from their parents.
Benny's birth was the one bright spot in Robin' life.
Hogwarts Years:
Robin ended up entering Hogwarts in his Fifth year due to an attack by a Dark Wizard (that his father had offended) nearly rendering him, his brother, and his cousin into Squibs. Professor Fig managed to coax them out of their shells and back into Magic.
Adulthood:
After graduating from Hogwarts, Robin worked as a Cursebreaker for Gringotts Bank and met Katherine Weeks, an American Witch and consultant on unique American cursed artifacts.
They fell in love, to the annoyance of Robin's parents and to the delight of Katherine's, both were the children of Purebloods but Katherine's mother Em was a Squib and her father Frank was not gifted at magic, both becoming apple farmers rather than entering any strictly magical field as a result.
They got married , left Gringotts, and started their own Cursebreaking business with the help of Dylan Wright.
Old Age:
Robin spends time with his surviving immediate family (Benny, Katherine, and Dylan, River dies in his late forties) and friends. He gets very good at muggle chess.
Death: 
Robin died of old age in 1970 while sleeping in his favorite chair. He was 95 years old and left two surviving children, four grandchildren , and eight great grandchildren: Rubin Orn, Wren Ames, Fiadah O'Faud, Jacob 'Danny' Ames, Bryn Ames, Hecate Ames, Sean Ames, and Evangeline Baker-Ames.
✧ MISCELLANEOUS ✧ 
Favorite Color: Gray.
Favorite Foods: Cauldron cakes, baked fish, and lamb
Favorite Drinks: Butterbeer, ginger ale.
Favorite Weather: Foggy.
Favorite Season: Autumn
Favorite Book: Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne.
Dislikes: Bullies, Streelers, his dad, licorice, and chocolate frogs (he doesn't think they should move.)
Trivia:
Robin is the great-grandfather of the Ames children. He met Rubin, Wren, Fiadah, and Danny but died before the others were born. He was particularly fond of Fiadah and would have loved Sean and Hecate.
He and River burned down his parents Inn after their death and freed many of the trapped spirits of his grandparents victims.
He loved the invention of the Television and was very fond of the Twilight Zone and Doctor Who.
Robin once killed an early version of a death eater. He was tried but found innocent.
His favorite movie was Snow White and The Seven Dwarves.
Hates Wizard's Chess but loves Muggle Chess, because the latter is sensible and the pieces do not Move About or Have Opinions On People's Outfits.
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whatsortofschoolisthis · 1 year ago
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Life has cursed me with this thing called "rage".
unknown / linnea paskow / k.c. cramm / black iris - leah raede / audre lorde, sister love: the letters of audre lorde & pat parker
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whatsortofschoolisthis · 1 year ago
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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏
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LISTEN I’M TRYING MY BEST, I KNOW YOU HATE ANYONE AND EVERYONE BUT-
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whatsortofschoolisthis · 1 year ago
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think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies
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Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin
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made a new comic of my mc alice’s lore with sebastian and ominis ofc💖
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whatsortofschoolisthis · 2 years ago
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Why can't I have a normal day 😑
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These 2 are carrying the whole game on their shoulders
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whatsortofschoolisthis · 2 years ago
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well he sure has mastered this skill
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whatsortofschoolisthis · 2 years ago
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The hphm fandom: on life support, more than half of the fans have left, the game is a hollow shell of what it once was, and many people are going to quit after year 7 ends
Me: Well golly gosh! This is the best time to join the fandom!
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whatsortofschoolisthis · 2 years ago
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First year Harry Potter: Mr. Sean, what is your favorite food?
Seventh year Sean, deadpan: Children.
Penny: Sean Ames, stop saying that to the first years!
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Bill: If anyone has any questions, ask me.
Barnaby: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Bill: ... If anyone has any RELEVANT questions, ask me.
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Bryn: [casually taking four stairs at a time]
Merula, falling behind: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fu-
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Ben: *puts a cup down over a spider*
Tulip: *appears; smiles; puts 2 more cups down beside Ben’s*
Ben: Come on, Tulip, please no, don’t… DON’T—
Tulip: *starts shuffling the cups*
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R: we have your Brother.
Hecate: Which one?
R: What?
Hecate: Which brother?
R: Redheaded, won’t shut up...strange obsession with the effects of long term Transfiguration...
Hecate: Oh that's Sean! Yeah you don't have him, he has you.
Kit, cheerfully: Good luck!
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Professor Dumbledore: I hope you three have a good explanation for this
Jae: We have four actually-
Fred and George: Pick your favorite!
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Charlie: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat! 
Tonks: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Fred and George, go find out if that thing can catch fire! 
Charlie: You're a bad influence. 
Tonks: And you don't know your sayings.
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Angelica: Word of advice, new kid, watch out for Felix.
Kit: *nervous* Why? Is he... unfriendly or something?
Angelica: No - well, sort of, actually - but that's not what I mean. I mean actually watch out for him. He's constantly falling asleep on the floor
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Ben: Hecate, I’m afraid.
Hecate: Just stay close to Ismelda
Ben: That's why I’m afraid.
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Badeea: Wow, it's really quiet today.
Talbott: Agreed... It's quite nice actually.
Badeea:
Talbott:
Badeea: We should check on Tulip.
Talbott: Urgently.
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Bill: Seriously, Sean, how many people would you have killed if I’d asked you to?
Sean: That’s not important
Bill: I DISAGREE.
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Penny: I think Victor is in trouble. 
Chiara: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest. 
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Tonks: Sorry Jae. I panicked.
Jae: So you pushed me out the window?!
Tonks: it seemed like the fastest way out!
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Sean onstage with the Weird Sisters: This next song goes out to the girl on the broom who keeps yelling. It’s called, ‘We Hate You Please Die.’”
Merula: Great! A song for me!
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This is so funny
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Important image for all your wizard memeing needs
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