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LISTEN I’M TRYING MY BEST, I KNOW YOU HATE ANYONE AND EVERYONE BUT-

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think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies

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Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin

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made a new comic of my mc alice’s lore with sebastian and ominis ofc💖

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Why can't I have a normal day 😑

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These 2 are carrying the whole game on their shoulders

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well he sure has mastered this skill

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The hphm fandom: on life support, more than half of the fans have left, the game is a hollow shell of what it once was, and many people are going to quit after year 7 ends

Me: Well golly gosh! This is the best time to join the fandom!

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First year Harry Potter: Mr. Sean, what is your favorite food?

Seventh year Sean, deadpan: Children.

Penny: Sean Ames, stop saying that to the first years!

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Bill: If anyone has any questions, ask me.

Barnaby: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Bill: ... If anyone has any RELEVANT questions, ask me.

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Bryn: [casually taking four stairs at a time]

Merula, falling behind: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fu-

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Ben: *puts a cup down over a spider*

Tulip: *appears; smiles; puts 2 more cups down beside Ben’s*

Ben: Come on, Tulip, please no, don’t… DON’T—

Tulip: *starts shuffling the cups*

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R: we have your Brother.

Hecate: Which one?

R: What?

Hecate: Which brother?

R: Redheaded, won’t shut up...strange obsession with the effects of long term Transfiguration...

Hecate: Oh that's Sean! Yeah you don't have him, he has you.

Kit, cheerfully: Good luck!

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Professor Dumbledore: I hope you three have a good explanation for this

Jae: We have four actually-

Fred and George: Pick your favorite!

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Charlie: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat! 

Tonks: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Fred and George, go find out if that thing can catch fire! 

Charlie: You're a bad influence. 

Tonks: And you don't know your sayings.

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Angelica: Word of advice, new kid, watch out for Felix.

Kit: *nervous* Why? Is he... unfriendly or something?

Angelica: No - well, sort of, actually - but that's not what I mean. I mean actually watch out for him. He's constantly falling asleep on the floor

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Ben: Hecate, I’m afraid.

Hecate: Just stay close to Ismelda

Ben: That's why I’m afraid.

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Badeea: Wow, it's really quiet today.

Talbott: Agreed... It's quite nice actually.

Badeea:

Talbott:

Badeea: We should check on Tulip.

Talbott: Urgently.

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Bill: Seriously, Sean, how many people would you have killed if I’d asked you to?

Sean: That’s not important

Bill: I DISAGREE.

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Penny: I think Victor is in trouble. 

Chiara: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest. 

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Tonks: Sorry Jae. I panicked.

Jae: So you pushed me out the window?!

Tonks: it seemed like the fastest way out!

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Sean onstage with the Weird Sisters: This next song goes out to the girl on the broom who keeps yelling. It’s called, ‘We Hate You Please Die.’”

Merula: Great! A song for me!

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This is so funny

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Important image for all your wizard memeing needs

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hugawkward hug merula and freyja 👀

79 Hugs

Hug 28/79

*deliberately takes a hand off the pole*

“I’ll take getting disemboweled if it means you stop hugging me.”

(hug prompts)

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Seamus Finnigan meets the Derry Girls.

Derry Girls and the Harry Potter books both take place in the 90s so this is very plausible.

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evil infodumping where you just tell lies