#hecate ames

[whatsortofschoolisthis]

Ben: *screams*

Sean: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Charlie: Should we do something?

Andre: No, I want to see who wins.

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Hecate: Would you punch me for two thousand knuts?

Rowan: Noooo, I'd never hurt you!

[Meanwhile]

Sean: Would you punch me-

Talbott, squaring up: I'm glad you asked.

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Dumbledore: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Hecate: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Kit: I got distracted by Fawkes about halfway through.

Sean: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Charlie: What are you implying about my baking skills?

Jae: That they're non-existent.

Charlie: ...I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.

Jae: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.

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Alanza: Well, has Merula been wrong before?

Ismelda: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Diego: What's it called when you're, like, bisexual, but for language?

Talbott: ...BILINGUAL?!

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Kit: What are you doing?

Ben, laying on the floor: I’m slowly and painfully suffering in my stupid, miserable existence.

Jae, eating popcorn: I’m supervising.

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Merula: Hope you get run over.

Tonks: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get on your broom and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

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Skye: I swear that everything was carefully calculated!

Murphy: You almost DIED!

Skye: I never said i was good at maths!

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Liz: Dolphins and I - let's just say there's some bad blood

Bryn: There's bad blood between you personally and all dolphins?

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Sean, staring at Percy: um… you want a butterbeer?

Charlie: hE’S ELEVEN!

Sean: I DONT KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT????

[pockykierra]

HADES 2 SPOILERS KINDA BUT-

oooooh my god OOOOOH my god oh my god OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY god oh my

[mynqzo]

hecate (my wife)

[fallowfrog]

death... to kronos.

[hydr0phius-art]

Be honest, do you think this man would survive at Miss Cackles Academy for Young Witches?

We are assuming that he just got yeeted from the ISD Chimaera to Cackles and was like "yeah, I might as well chill here for a bit while they figure out how to get rid of me."

[usurperss]

I need her

[marascomics]

This loveseat has such a cute design, too bad it’s being covered up by a couple of lesbians🤨

[friedaaaaaaargh]

Hecate Hardbroom - The Worst Witch (2017-2020)

Melisha Tweedy - Chicken Run (2000) / Dawn of the Nugget (2023)

Frieda Petrenko - Holby City (1999-2022)

Appreciation for three iconic characters, all with black hair, and an iconic bun.

[ptnbunnie]

I’ll be waiting for you

Why don’t you just stay with me 🥺🥺

[antimonys-stuff]

rewatched the reveal trailer and damn hecate being a boss was actually quite obvious huh. the animation at the start is literally melinoe and hecate sparring

[whatsortofschoolisthis]

Merula: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Hecate: Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there.

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Ismelda: I have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by pure, unrelenting rage.

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Professor Flitwick: What did he do to you?

Filch: You really find it difficult to believe Sean Ames would wrong someone?

Professor Flitwick: No, I just want to know what it was this time.

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Ben, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. The gods are dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Tonks, dripping water on the floor: it's always 'why did you go out in the storm' and 'you're soaking wet' and never ‘How was the storm The storm looked fun Was it fun.’

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Charlie: Jae, I don't think we should cook the candy bars.

Jae: Back off. I know what I'm doing.

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Penny: What if you’re all wrong about this?

Sean: Oh please, as if we’ve ever been right in our entire lives

Kit: Everything’s always ending horribly, so why bother?

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Dumbledore: I think Hogwarts has had a great year. I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly.

Snape: Interesting analogy. Chickens are famously bad at flying.

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Wednesday: I'm sorry I accused you of arson.

Tulip: Well, to be fair Wednesday Drew, I was the obvious suspect.

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Barnaby: Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Felix, already getting a headache: What did you do Lee?

Barnaby: A MISTAKE.

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Talbott: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?

Rowan: It's kind of complicated, but Sean and Tulip—

Talbott: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Tonks: What time does the judgmental express arrive?

Tulip: Talbott Winger, Wednesday Drew, and Bryn Ames come back at 5.

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Sean: I’m gonna open a cat café, but I need investors. Here’s the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.

Talbott: Sean, go to bed. It’s 2:30 in the morning.

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Cedric: Can I keep the nightlight on?

Tonks: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head.

[terrovaniadorm]

POV you got sorted into Terrovania

[somebody-already-took-this-url]

Time to daydream about a tww self insert so I can be hecate hardbroom’s girlfriend <3 nobody talk to me for at least three hours

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Demeter* trying to explain that she can't sit on her lovers face*: I am 7'3 and over 250lbs and my ass is the size of a king sized bed pillow.

Hecate: GLORY, GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE-

[hhhecates]

now hecate... HECATE.. XIAO IN RED ROPES... WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF 🎤

- zuzu

*taps microphone* that I’ll do it again 🤌🏻🎤

nsfw art below, 18+ only !

[monstrumpuella]

Nope