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yeah he can quote lenin, but does he know how to run a business meeting?

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i thought this was a meme format or something

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I did it. After a lifetime of using light mode on all my devices, I switched to dark mode. My eyes just can’t take it anymore, and after a few days of using it, I decided dark mode was actually kind of cozy and nice. So it was time to update my light mode art with a new version!

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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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im trying to watch this guy analyzing Nightreign relics and keep getting distracted because he has his parakeet on his shoulder in the webcam and it's the same color as his greenscreen

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Stop just asking "is it normal?" and start asking "is it harming anyone?" Lots of harmful things are normalized in this society and lots of things considered weird or rare are completely harmless. Whether something is considered normal or common shouldn't be the deciding factor in whether it's okay

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i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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My personal favorite comic of 2024 ♥

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I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad

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Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

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You! Have been visited by the gnome of executive function! Reblog to send them along to make sure they visit the next person in need!

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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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Only reason I don't have ovaries anymore is because they exploded back in 2014 when that was a common occurrence