the name is kaleb, but you can call me kale if you really want to. student at archimedes, eighteen, and identical twin. this is a roleplay blog. i am obviously not jack harries. i'm not that cool.
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Oh, I'm totally shy when the time calls for it.
Any girl would be lucky to have you, Kale. If she can’t see that she’s not worth it! Plus, when have you ever been shy?
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thatsstella-r replied to your video:Oh, nothing particularly interesting. Just a song...
It’s times like this I have to wonder why you’re still single, Kale.
Because dating the person I like, or even letting them know I like them, may or may not be a really bad idea. And I don't want to take chances and have things end badly.
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Oh, nothing particularly interesting. Just a song I kind of like.
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Though when she's at tennis practice, I'm her fake boyfriend, to stop that creeper on the team from hitting on her.
The Bae? Care to educate the class on this?
It’s simple, really, Noah is the twit, Stella is the bae, and I am Stella’s bitch And bae means, “before anything else,” and is also technically a shortened form of babe, so it implies Stell is a special snowflake Aka the only person I will sit through Mean Girls for even though I’d rather stab my eyes out with a pencil
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The Bae? Care to educate the class on this?
It's simple, really, Noah is the twit, Stella is the bae, and I am Stella's bitch And bae means, "before anything else," and is also technically a shortened form of babe, so it implies Stell is a special snowflake Aka the only person I will sit through Mean Girls for even though I'd rather stab my eyes out with a pencil
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Really? You won't bring me a sandwich? Because I just rented a cheezy chick flick online, and I'm not watching this by myself.
Heyyyyyyyyy youuuuu.
Hi, Kale. How are you and Noah?
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Of course I am.
wait so you’re doctor who?
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Soooo.... turkey on rye, tomatos and mayo, hold the lettuce. I'll make it up to you somehow.
Heyyyyyyyyy youuuuu.
Hi, Kale. How are you and Noah?
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You caught me. I am a time lord. Now you must come along with me in my time machine and risk potentially dying.
then you’re not a guy, girl, puppy, dinosaur or cabbage. so what kind of alien are you.
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Those pancakes this morning? I made them. Simon just took the credit. And I could do a lifetime of history homework for you.
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Would you really? See, No, she's my favorite for a reason. Stell doesn't let me starve.
Heyyyyyyyyy youuuuu.
Hi, Kale. How are you and Noah?
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I really think you guys need to consider the possibility of polygamy, because I could bring a lot to the table.
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He's being a twit and won't bring me a sandwich. What else is new? How goes things on your end?
Heyyyyyyyyy youuuuu.
Hi, Kale. How are you and Noah?
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Because I love you, mate, I will distract from the fact that you just had a fail. Hey tumblr, look at what I can do.
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Okay, I was just clarifying. You think people will find it weird that we're talking on tumblr when you're sitting across the table from me?
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