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ARM AGAIN DAMMIT JOHN (?)

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OH WAIT IS THAT

THE ECTOBIOLOGY ROOM?????.... wait ok no it’s an appearifier.  I don’t know. stay tuned.

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when the wayward vagabond gets stuck by the ladder

SBURB, Skaia, aaaaand...... ???...

AND THE WAYWARD VAGABOND HAS ENTERED THE TRIANGLE-Y FRACTAL ROOM

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okay yeah it has to be

because these have to be prospit and derse respectively

Did the wayward vagabond bring these planets into existence?  or is the wayward vagabond prophetic?  I suppose I shall (re-)discover the answers at some point.

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I never even realized

these are the lands, aren’t they?  I’m fairly certain they are.  spoilers maybe but it’s 2020 

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CAN TOWN

boy do I love can town.  wow.  what a great little place with a wonderful mayor.  but not a king because kings sUCK.  kings are the worst.  Wayward Vagabond doesn’t like kings, so neither do I.  

look at the lovely landscape the Wayward Vagabond, mayor of can town, has created with chalk for all the eager young cans.  such a kind and fair and magnanimous mayor.

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sad

the special barcode marking brings back unpleasant memories? no, my sweet wayward vagabond :=(

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I just realized

the wayward vagabond is described as having a carapace.  But the midnight crew I assume are just backlit (even though I haven’t gotten back to them yet, not actually. only secondarily through the other characters).  anyways, I wonder if the wayward vagabond is a buggy.  She also has “blunt” teeth, “like that of livestock, presumably suitable for mashing up plant matter,” and sharp fingers.  so cute, I love the wayward vagabond so much.

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also

I just wanna see John’s Dad’s Room.

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WHOSE ARM?????

IS THIS????

POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW???

at first i was like who the fuck and then I was like wait duh that’s John but then I went and kept reading and realized John doesnt wear blue until much much later???? UM????

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about 2/3 through act 2

This really is some nonsense.  It’s hard to be bothered to stop reading just  to make posts because like, I wanna get back to where I was at before and get down to business right?  But like also it’s probably better that I DO stop to post, for the purpose of reflecting on what I’ve just read so I might actually remember it;  so I don’t neglect the things I should probably actually be doing;  and so I can  s a v o r  it. 

ANYWAYS.  I do wonder sometimes who made SBURB in the first place.  I can’t remember if that question had been answered the last time I was reading homestuck, and obviously I don’t know if it’s answered past the point I made it up to.  But, I do wonder.  Only character I haven’t officially been introduced to yet is gardenGnostic (or Jade, as I already know).  When I first got back to the reading I couldn’t remember (SPOILER AHEAD, but then again who is gonna start reading Homestuck in 2020 amirite)

if it was Jade or Rose who could see visions of the future, and got confused about it but then Jade talked about how she knew John would find the package she sent him (which he lost by way of the car falling into the abyss) and I was like ohhhhh yeah gotcha, of course it was Jade dummy.  Besides that, at this point I am just growing frustrated with Dave’s dilly-dallying to find his Bro’s copy of SBURB so he can save Rose, goodness gracious.  

Also forgot how much I loved the wayward vagabond wow what a cutie

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just finished johns part

of act 1. I have the page open on Rose’s second page now.  I always wondered why the characters never questioned why a video game was able to manipulate the world around them.  Of course now I realize this is less to do with the characters themselves and more to do with the way the story was being developed at the time: via fan contributions.  It’s all very silly and not making very much of the “sense” as they call it, which is fitting.  anyways, just wanted to reflect on that. my eyes hurt.

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hear ye

I have returned. I got fairly far along into homestuck when I was reading it along with the creation of this blog, but alas, I never finished it, because I’m not sure it’s entirely physically possible for me to do so.  Nevertheless, I have returned to finish (?) what I started many eons ago, and read homestuck.  (I will be beginning from the start, all over again, hoo-wee)

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Just began homestuck for real

What the fuck why is DAD so persistent upon baking sorts of pastries??? AND IS THIS LIKE TT IS MOVING STUFF IN THE REAL WORLD OR IS IT THE IMAGINARY WORLD LIKE IN PROBLEM SLEUTH IM VERY DISCONCERTED BY THIS CONFUSEMENT

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HOMESTUCK ADVENTURE......BEGIN!!!!!!

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wow

wowee that was a DOOZY crazy adventure

im actually surprised i liked that wow

it was so weird and different and confusing and i thought i wouldnt get 90% of stuff but then it gets kinda explained but whatever

wowee read problem sleuth

66,666/10 would read again

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BETTER SECURITY

is apparently a variety of woodwind instruments

which actually worked quite well in the first half

yes yesvery good security