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queen vs queen

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understood! hopefully no one takes it too seriously, sorry if mine came off that way in the first place 🐥

Insufferable Comic Relief Round 1

Propaganda why Barney Stinson is an insufferable Comic Relief:

"PLEASE! No, seriously though the sexist womanizer, semi-rapist character trope needs to die. Everything he does is lame and his backstory doesn't help/rectify him"

"Womanizer/playboy characters on sitcoms are always annoying"

"Can I say everything? He's never told a funny joke, 90% of his humor is based on him being horny at or about strangers, he has annoying catchphrases that should've been given up on in season 1, and he's frequently a bad friend which is also supposed to be funny."

Propaganda why Scanlan Shorthalt is an insufferable Comic Relief:

"He's the paragon of comedy for a certain type of manchild who lowkey knows that he shouldn't be too open about how much he hates the women he lusts after"

"This is more about the actual campaign than the show but hey. When I first got into critroll my friend said “start with C2” and I was like NO I must see it ALL I will start from the BEGINNING. I almost gave up. It’s so funny to me bc Nott is solidly one of my favourite characters in C2 but like. I wanted to strangle Sam. Exactly the kind of player I Do Not Want to be at the table with. And the whole running joke of him being IN LOVE™️ with Pike and her not giving a shit… like apparently Ashley’s totally down and was having fun but it skeeved me out in a big way. I also. I appreciate the artistry that goes into the silly songs. I am a silly song singer myself. I just also want to bash Scanlan’s head against a wall every time he starts."

"Sex! Did you know he likes sex? Did you know that he's a bard and that he likes sex? Oh also he pisses on a guy once! Funny! He plays music and likes sex you guys! Woah-ho big beads? He wants to shove them up his butt! He

Ugh

I just

Why? I hated him so much. Fuck. No depth. No fun. Absolutely nothing going for him. I even LIKE dumb sex jokes and I hated this dude!!!!"

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Insufferable Comic Relief Round 1

Propaganda why Barney Stinson is an insufferable Comic Relief:

"PLEASE! No, seriously though the sexist womanizer, semi-rapist character trope needs to die. Everything he does is lame and his backstory doesn't help/rectify him"

"Womanizer/playboy characters on sitcoms are always annoying"

"Can I say everything? He's never told a funny joke, 90% of his humor is based on him being horny at or about strangers, he has annoying catchphrases that should've been given up on in season 1, and he's frequently a bad friend which is also supposed to be funny."

Propaganda why Scanlan Shorthalt is an insufferable Comic Relief:

"He's the paragon of comedy for a certain type of manchild who lowkey knows that he shouldn't be too open about how much he hates the women he lusts after"

"This is more about the actual campaign than the show but hey. When I first got into critroll my friend said “start with C2” and I was like NO I must see it ALL I will start from the BEGINNING. I almost gave up. It’s so funny to me bc Nott is solidly one of my favourite characters in C2 but like. I wanted to strangle Sam. Exactly the kind of player I Do Not Want to be at the table with. And the whole running joke of him being IN LOVE™️ with Pike and her not giving a shit… like apparently Ashley’s totally down and was having fun but it skeeved me out in a big way. I also. I appreciate the artistry that goes into the silly songs. I am a silly song singer myself. I just also want to bash Scanlan’s head against a wall every time he starts."

"Sex! Did you know he likes sex? Did you know that he's a bard and that he likes sex? Oh also he pisses on a guy once! Funny! He plays music and likes sex you guys! Woah-ho big beads? He wants to shove them up his butt! He

Ugh

I just

Why? I hated him so much. Fuck. No depth. No fun. Absolutely nothing going for him. I even LIKE dumb sex jokes and I hated this dude!!!!"

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Insufferable Comic Relief Round 1

Propaganda why Barney Stinson is an insufferable Comic Relief:

"PLEASE! No, seriously though the sexist womanizer, semi-rapist character trope needs to die. Everything he does is lame and his backstory doesn't help/rectify him"

"Womanizer/playboy characters on sitcoms are always annoying"

"Can I say everything? He's never told a funny joke, 90% of his humor is based on him being horny at or about strangers, he has annoying catchphrases that should've been given up on in season 1, and he's frequently a bad friend which is also supposed to be funny."

Propaganda why Scanlan Shorthalt is an insufferable Comic Relief:

"He's the paragon of comedy for a certain type of manchild who lowkey knows that he shouldn't be too open about how much he hates the women he lusts after"

"This is more about the actual campaign than the show but hey. When I first got into critroll my friend said “start with C2” and I was like NO I must see it ALL I will start from the BEGINNING. I almost gave up. It’s so funny to me bc Nott is solidly one of my favourite characters in C2 but like. I wanted to strangle Sam. Exactly the kind of player I Do Not Want to be at the table with. And the whole running joke of him being IN LOVE™️ with Pike and her not giving a shit… like apparently Ashley’s totally down and was having fun but it skeeved me out in a big way. I also. I appreciate the artistry that goes into the silly songs. I am a silly song singer myself. I just also want to bash Scanlan’s head against a wall every time he starts."

"Sex! Did you know he likes sex? Did you know that he's a bard and that he likes sex? Oh also he pisses on a guy once! Funny! He plays music and likes sex you guys! Woah-ho big beads? He wants to shove them up his butt! He

Ugh

I just

Why? I hated him so much. Fuck. No depth. No fun. Absolutely nothing going for him. I even LIKE dumb sex jokes and I hated this dude!!!!"

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i need to sit down. holy. woah.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65514238/chapters/168640156

Tumblr stopped doing previews for links ig so. hey guys im back at it. Vox Machina on the brain bada bing bada boom im going insane.

Au where the group didnt get separated by the shift spell, emotions are running extremely high, and a cleric is dying

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low quality pikelan doodles instead of focusing in computer science class

small gnomes in a box

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YAP-SESH.

thinking about how they're gonna develop pikelan in s4...

previous post got yoinked by the ethereal nothingness so im doing this again but genuinely.

the whole 'kaylie's my real family' and just general ending they had in s3 got me sat down, head in my hands on the shitter and wondering about an apology scene.

if you know me (which you don't im just that mysterious), you know im a sucker for apology scenes and angst-fights-where-they-arent-actually-fighting-but-instead-practice-fighting-to-prepare-for-a-battle-or-smth-and-it-gets-angry scenes. i feel like an apology thingy would work PERFECT for pikelan !

like... 'stress stress stress oh look there's scanlan wait remember the shit he said oh hell no I hate this fucker but I kinda wanna bang him no he needs to apologise oh my sarenrae is this awakening something in me ?'

at LEAST give them an apology in the sunset/rise. we love a good sunset/rise pikelan scene, we do. ORRR as a friend of mine suggested, one of them gets brutally hurt (oops) and Scanlan just pours his heart out in apology.

said friend and i were chatting and wondering if they would do another reference to the whole 'i got you' trend that pikelan had going on in s1 and s2 (completely ABANDONDED in s3 ig) that might lead into Pike potentially becoming a vessel for the whispered one ???

-like he goes 'I got you' to help her with holding something she got from Winter's Crest (bc that's happening, if my memory serves me right). or maybe because she's very much stronger than him, it goes the other way around and she helps him carry something heavy.

-another time, they're alone, scanlan sees Pike freaking out about something-something faith related, and says 'I got you' to try and calm her down.

-badaboom, badabing, Pike gets kidnapped by cultists, they go save her and in a final super epic reprise as they're hanging on that mauve thread of endlessness, there's an 'I got you' that saves both of them.

"but cultists omg wdym you little pikelan obsessed romanian lesbian?!?!?" WELL STFU AND LISTEN.

she's got HEALING BLOOD. potentially celestial heritage, and the comment that zerxus made about her when they left his castle-thing in the Hells was creepy as shit but can't be there for nothing !!! 'Seed of doubt has been planted...' 'Fill her heart with vengeance...' 'AS WE WATCH IT GROW' (?!?!?!)

pretty much implies that Pike is gonna have another issue of doubt with her goddess, understandably ! her healing failed to reach both percy and scanlan, which I theorised was the reason she threw her symbol away (the added stress of a party member dying, and another one potentially being dead following her own failure to heal them, plus her armour not working for shit and the overall weight of fighting a dragon would make anyone do 'irrarional' behaviour). this issue of doubt will delve into voices, Zerxus's voice (its been confirmed that he can very much just make him hear her whenever tf he wants, at least when she's in hell), and him leading her down this cruel, angst filled path that leads her away from what is the eventual reunion with Scanlan and the others during Winter's Crest ! she gets stressed, can't get these visions and voices away and has to take a moment to herself - the second her and Scanlan are alone and that's when she starts fully tripping.

im talking hard-core drugs (no not actually). this build up, I imagine, could be eventual. i feel like the vecna arc will take up to 2 seasons, and we end on season 5 (they'll work tary in there somewhere lmao), so god knows when this could happen, SHOULD it happen. but it's gotta end with her near that spinning vecna ball (i call it a vecticle. vecna testicle), around CULTISTS, potentially her family members bc we know how that played out in the original and idk I feel like it would be cool if they were ACTUAL cultists.

does she die or live ? well no how else does wilhand'ildan come to existence. dumbass.

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Scanlan would absolutely fuck with my little pony

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As you all step in towards Whitestone Castle, we pull back on the beautiful lights of the courtyard, of the city…

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reading isn't enough I need to ABSORB this fic.

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Pike getting flustered over Scanlan is so adorable 😂😂😂

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Pike getting flustered over Scanlan is so adorable 😂😂😂

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As you all step in towards Whitestone Castle, we pull back on the beautiful lights of the courtyard, of the city…

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tfw your friend secretly crosses a fucking ocean to play a deity / GM for the first time in his life and you had no idea he was even in the country, much less your studio

Abubakar Salim, the man that you are!!!

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"Do you want to know where this arrow is going to end up?"

I tried another new style. I didn't like him at first, but now I find him cute.

I'm definitely in love with Vax, and I just adore Pike to the same extent, and their duo of friends is something incredibly cute!

Absolutely sure I will draw more of them two together in future

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