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Exo's reaction to watching their gf's sexy dance

Thank you anonie! Hope you like it!

Xiumin: *when he hears people say how good you look, or how sexy your moves are*

Luhan:  "If you lay your eyes on her for more that 5 seconds you are dead meat. Are we clear?"

Kris: "Is this really y/n dancing on stage? Are we sure? The same girl who yesterday had orange juice come out of her nose because of laughter?"

Suho: "I don't want to brag but I have some experience in this area" you-"You are right grandpa, it's not something you should brag about"

Lay: "I think i just died a little"

Baekhyun: "What a time to be alive"

Chen: *no1 fanboy kim jongdae*

Chanyeol: "Oh my goood! What is she doing?! People are watching!"

D.O: "Don't. Look. At. My. Girfriend. You. Little. Shit."

Tao: *excited baby panda*

Kai: "Y/n, don't you think your dance is a bit too sexy?" you-"Says the guy who is humping the air on stage"

Sehun: "I didn't know you could move like that, that's very... interesting"

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I'm so glad that one of my favorite blogs is back and better than ever!

If you pay attention you might be able to hear me squeal like a five year old girl xD I can’t stop smiling xD Thank you so much!

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Wow... I really Love your blog thank you so much for All you're reactions.. You just made my day...(sorry my bad english)

*blushes* Thank you, really! You made my day too :D It’s nice to know I can make even one person happy. Don’t worry about your english, mine isn’t perfect either, it all comes down to practise xD

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OMG~ I just realized you're back on tumblr! Wow I found your blog when you were on this breal (I'm assuming) for 2-3 months? I'm so happy you're back! :D Love you!

Yeah, that’s about right, I didn’t plan to go on a brake but yeah, life… I’m happy I’m back too xD Awwww~

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Freeze! You are being under arrest for being so nice and cute. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserves it. Keep the GAME going and make others feel beautiful ❤

Dear lord, don’t make me blush! Seriously, let me hug you!

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No problem dear!

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Exo's reaction when they have a practice/show scheduled on their gf's birthday

Xiumin: "It's okay, you can do it Minseok, you can tell her! What's the worse that can happen? Murder you and dump your body in Han river?"

Luhan: "Okay, it wasn't that hard, I knew telling her through text was the best solution... Wait... What did she mean no sex for 3 months?!"

Kris: "How about I give you your birthday gift a bit earlier?"

Suho: *buys his way out of it* "Forgive me? You know you can't resist me!" *or his expensive as fuck gift*

Lay: "I very love you? I promise I will make it up to you baobei! Probably..."

Baekhyun: *the little shit is using his charms to make you fall for it* "Come on jagi, you won't get mad at me right? I can't do anything about it"

Chen: *uses technology as a way of not being a failure of a boyfriend, his words not mine* "Baby, I know it's not the same, but it will have to do for now. Happy birthday baby! I want you to know I'm very lucky to have you and be prepared for when I will make it up to you!"

Chanyeol: *after he told you* "No yelling, no things breaking, no nothing... Park Chanyeol you're either a very lucky guy or in for a very big surprise"

D.O: you-"But it's my birthday, how can you-" d.o-"I'll bring you food when i come back" you-"Kay. Love you. Have fun"

Tao: *you keep sending him teasing photos as revenge for leaving you alone on your birthday* "How am I suppossed to work like this?!"

Kai: *in his case, you're the one who tries to put him back on track* "But I don't want tooooo"

Sehun: *when you tell him that since he won't be here you will go out with your friends*

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Exo's reaction when they see a girl they liked since their training days

Xiumin: You- "Oh, I remember you! You used to come here often, didn't you?" "You do?" *proceeds to fanboy over the fact that you still remember him* 

Luhan: "What do I do? What do I do? Play it cool Luhan, just don't come off as creepy... hi." 

Kris: *tries to walk in like he owns the place, until he trips and you have to go and help him up. After that he resumes his cool guy attitude by asking you on a date* 

Suho: *orders one slice of every cake in the shop and while he eats them, he contemplates whether he sould ask for your number or not. He will probably get a stomachake from all those cakes before he manages to do it though* 

Lay: *he starts coming back to the shop everyday again and after a while, you just can't say no to a coffe date offer from the cute boy with the dimples* 

Baekhyun: *your shop just got another regular that keeps anoying you with his stupid jokes and distracts you with his cute face* 

Chen: *as an apology for spiling coffe on his favourite shirt, you agree to go on one date with him... What do you mean you could swear he tripped you?*

Chanyeol: "Sooo, I don't know if you've heard, but now I'm a pretty big deal among the ladies." *he's lucky he's cute or else he wouldn't have a chance*

D.O: *he keeps looking at you until you turn and catch him staring, in which case he does something really stupid like this* 

Tao: "Oh no hyuung, what do I do? What do I do? She's cuter than I remember! What am I gonna do, hyuuuuung?!" 

Kai: *Jongin smiles shyly aaaaand you're pretty much doomed* 

Sehun: "How about I take you out on a date? I know you want it."

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Exo's reaction when they find out you like them

XIUMIN: "yes, but does she like like me, or just like me?"

LUHAN: *heard you while you were talking to your friend on the phone* you-"but how am i gonna tell him i like him?"

KRIS: "so, do i wait for her to come to me, or do i confess to her?"

SUHO: "i knew you couldn't resist my charms" you-"yeah, your charms... that's why i fell for you... right... charms"

LAY: "you what? like... me? really? i... me too!"

BAEKHYUN: "you fell hard for me didn't you? what can i say? i'm adorable"

CHEN: "well come here then sweet cheeks"

CHANYEOL: "y/n, i heard some rumors, care to tell me if they're true or not?

D.O: you-"what do you think about me? do you like me too?"

TAO: "uh huh, uh huh, i like you too and all. now come here, we need to take pictures together, i need to update my social media"

KAI: "so, are we dating now?"

SEHUN: "you like me?! yeah, well you're not so bad either" *is actually really happy*

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Exo's reaction when they make their gf cry

XIUMIN: *the moment you run away from him* "i fucked this up big time, didn't i?"

LUHAN: "good job luhan... good job"

KRIS: *can't believe how much of an idiot he is*

SUHO: *junmyun who is always calm and collected would even shock himself when he yelled at you, he would be afraid that after this you wouldn't want to be near him*

LAY: *he would feel a pang in his chest, as if something just broke*

BAEKHYUN: "byun baekhyun you fucking idiot"

CHEN: *looks at you walk away from him unable to do anything*

CHANYEOL: "i... did that...? i made the one person i never wanted to hurt cry"

D.O: "i'm always complaining about those idiots, but i'm even worse"

TAO: "i'm sorry, i'm so sorry! don't leave! i didn't want to make you cry baobei!"

KAI: *when you try to get away, he grabs you from behind bringing you closer to him. he wouldn't dare to say anything until you've stoped crying*

SEHUN: "why don't you just leave me alone????!!!" you-"why don't i just leave you for good?!"

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Exo's reaction when their gf breaks down in front of them

don't worry bae, it's not awkward at all, been there, done that (well except for the part where exo comforts you)

XIUMIN:  "let it all out, okay baby? i will be right here"

LUHAN:*muffled talking while you blow your nose* you-"and now you saw me crying, i didn't want this to happen" "what are you talking about sweety, i love seeing you cry... wait, that didn't come out right"

KRIS:  "great, now i'm crying too!"

SUHO: "that's it, i'm going to take you home to meet your parents" (okay, sorry, i did this just because i wanted to use that gif for the longest time >.<)

LAY:  "what kind of healing unicorn would i be if i let my girfriend hurt like that"

BAEKHYUN: "what are you crying for stupid? you still have me and i'm not going anywhere"

CHEN: "come on, i know what will make you feel better! first, you're going to take a nap with me and then we are calling your mom"

CHANYEOL: "what did just happened?"

D.O: "oh nononononononono babe! what happened? are you okay?"

TAO: "baobei, what have i told you, everything is going to be fine, and you know why?" you-"because i am your awesome girlfriend?"

KAI: "y/n, y/n look at me, it's going to be okay, i promise"

SEHUN: you-"i'm sorry, now i made you sad too.. see?"

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Exo's reaction when kris has a little sister

when you say little, you mean little like a kid or little, like younger than him? i did both sooo yeah

KRIS: "so idiots, this is my sister" *wispers* "touch her and you're dead"

XIUMIN: *casually walks in while flexing his guns* "guys, did you see my- oh, hey, i'm minseok"

LUHAN: "yo, my name is luhan" sehun-"did you purposely got dressed like that hyuung? what was wrong with your flower patterned pajamas?" "will you shut up?!"

SUHO: "run as fast as you can, trust me"

LAY: "hello, my name is yixing" kris-"and he is the only one i will accept as a brother in law"

BAEKYUN: kris-"say one of your stupid jokes and i will end you"

CHEN: *when everyone is trying to get her attention away from him* "can't you see we are having a conversation here?"

CHANYEOL: *is his usual loud self, but he becomes even louder when she says something funny*

D.O: "another one of those days where i have to get out of my room and be social"

TAO: "yeah, yeah i already know her, she's not a big deal, now what's for dinner?"

KAI: rest of the members-"don't look at him like that, he's not always that cool. wait until chicken is mentioned"

SEHUN: "my name is sehun, remember it cause you're going to-" *kris smacked the poor boy's head"

vs kid sister

XIUMIN: "hi there! oh dear, you're so cute"

LUHAN: *when she says she's going to marry him* "i think i just had my heart stolen"

SUHO:"hello there princess"

LAY: "i didn't know kris had a little sister, so when she came in i didn't know who she was"

BAEKHYUN: "who is this cutie right here?"

CHEN: kris-"you once asked me if dinosaurs where still alive, well here is jongdae"

CHANYEOL: "she looks like you hyuung! is this how you would look as a girl?"

D.O: "hooray, another kid to look after"

TAO: "come here, cute kids get a lot of likes on instagram"

KAI: *tries to win her heart* "hey, do you like puppies?"

SEHUN: *when she asks kris for some bubble tea* "the kid sure knows what she's talking about"

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Exo's reaction when they found out their gf dated them because of a dare

XIUMIN: "how could i be so stupid and not see it"

LUHAN: "good job, you fooled me, i hope you are happy with yourself"

KRIS: "this time i thought for sure that she was the one"

SUHO: "you what?!" *oh shit, if mama is ungry you need to run*

LAY: "i need to get out of here. move."

BAEKHYUN: "what the hell is wrong with you?"

CHEN: "that's it, we're done"

CHANYEOL: "it's okay chanyeol. it's going to be okay buddy"

D.O: "get.out."

TAO: "well, it's your loss"

KAI: "all that time, you didn't feel anything?"

SEHUN: "oh no, y/n dated me because of a bet. oh now, what am i gonna do, me, oh sehun"

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Exo's reaction when their gf tell them she fell out of love

XIUMIN: "i... i see"

LUHAN: "but why? is it something i did?"

KRIS: "you're breaking up with me? so?" *don't trust him, later he is going to cry in a corner*

SUHO: "but i still..."

LAY: "is this.. what you wanted to tell me?"

BAEKHYUN: "i get it, i'm not happy about it but i get it.. i will not give up thought"

CHEN: "after all we've been through, how can you just fall out of love?"

CHANYEOL: "why did she break up with me hyuung? wasn't i a good boyfriend? didn't i treated her like a princess? why hyuung?"

D.O: "i must have heard wrong.. right jagi?"

TAO: suho-"tao, dear are you okay?" "no, i'm not okay hyuung"

KAI:  "i'm fine, i'm fine.. just go y/n"

SEHUN: "hahahaha you're joking... right?"

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Exo's reaction when they hear a perverted joke

soooooo, because my stupid emoticons are not working, i imagine you mean a perverted joke? if not, send the request again and i will do it!

XIUMIN: "dear god, do you even know what you're saying?"

LUHAN: "what did you just-"

KRIS: "and then when i say stuff like that you call me imature"

SUHO: "you were supposed to be innocent! what happened to you?!"

LAY: "no yixing! don't laugh! don't encourage her!"

BAEKHYUN: "that was hilarious babe! you need to tell it to the boys too next time, i'm sure mom will apreciate it"

CHEN: "i knew there was a good reason i started dating you"

CHANYEOL: "why? whyy? whyyyyyyy? WHY??"

D.O: "what the-?"

TAO: "when did i start dating sehun?"

KAI: "i'm too young for this shit"

SEHUN: "best thing i've heard you say all week baby!"

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Requests are open!

okay guys! you can start requesting again! i'm done with the reactions i had in my inbox but i will upload them later cause i have to go now.. but yeah! requests are open! have fun guys!

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Exo's reaction when they found out two of the members are dating

XIUMIN: "..." *trying to process everything he just heard*

LUHAN: "oh dear god! the images!"

KRIS: "so you're dating huh? wait... i don't care"

SUHO: "where did i go wrong in raising them?"

LAY: "oh wait until mom finds out about this"

BAEKHYUN: *totally not posting this on every social media known to man*

CHEN: "maybe it's time for us to come out too hyung"

CHANYEOL: "but how do you do... you know... that?" *the poor boy is going to have nightmares forever*

D.O: *when baekhyun and chanyeol come out to them* "thank god the two idiots can't reproduce"

TAO: "who's dating who??!! oh them... i was totally not worried about me and sehun being found out... i mean, what?!"

KAI: "i knew i heard strange noices coming from baekhyun and chanyeol's room"

SEHUN: "yes luhan hyung, i totally didn't know you and minseok hyung were dating. you were alway so subtle about it. is this why you left? he couldn't stand your clingy ass anymore?"