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“Never actually asked. Good question. Should ask sometime.”

"I'm thinking that I can can run faster than you 'cause you've been stabbed."

“Pietro you fucking dick!”

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“Oooh, does it shoot lasers? Are you putting a bathroom function in?”

“I can’t wait for the candy to be on sale tomorrow. Three four pound bags for 5$?? FUCK yeah”

“Dude, we haven’t even gotten past Talk Like a Pirate Day, let alone October first.  Stores are NOT going to downsell their candy this early in the game.”

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Reblog if you like Harry Potter, strong women, or pizza.

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Out of control

My parents are probably getting a divorce, dad wants it, mom doesn’t. Dad is cheating on mom, dad is lying to mom, sis, and I, dad either has memory problems related to the long term effects of concussions or is gaslighting my mom, dad doesn’t want mom to get a part time job in addition to her full time job to help pay off their credit card debts and mortgage, dad doesn’t want mom to temporarily move in with his mom. Mom doesn’t want a divorce, mom thinks this could be avoided if she was a “better wife”, mom used to have gaslighting problems but is dealing with it in therapy, mom is trying to keep as much of this as she can from 20yo sister and I (24yo) even though hello, yes, affects us too. Much of what I know my mom and sister know about what my dad’s up to I have been sworn to keep secret from him. Much of it has been kept secret for two or more years at this point so like, duh I don’t mind keeping it secret longer.

In other news, Natasha Romanov (the cat, not the character) hasn’t left me alone for two days now because she seems to be able to sense how badly this is affecting me. It’s to the point where she won’t even let me potty alone. And she’s ignoring her catnip toys. Child doesn’t ignore her catnip toys for anything except, apparently, my emotional distress.

Look at that helpful little cutie. Also the still not unpacked boxes.

In other other news, with gf’s permission, I have extended an invitation to my little sister that any weekend she needs to escape our parents house, she is welcome to our couch.

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Panic! At The Disco —  Death Of A Bachelor Album  {Sentence Starters}

“Do I look lonely?“

“You were just too kind.”

“There’s no you and me.”

“Raise hell and turn it up.”

“Tonight we are victorious.”

“Let me be your killer king.”

“I’m taking back the crown.”

“How could I ask for more?“

“You can set yourself on fire.”

“Welcome to the end of eras.”

“Welcome to my world of fun.”

“Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.”

“I am so much more than royal.”

“My touch is black and poisonous.”

“You just might see a ghost tonight.”

“Then, the time for being sad is over.”

“Feels like my heart is going to burst.”

“I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.”

“Truth is that it was always going to end.”

“I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars.”

“I love the things you hate about yourself.”

“I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve.”

“And being blue is better than being over it.”

“No one wants you when you have no heart.”

“You’ll never know if you don’t ever try, again.”

“If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine.”

“It hurts until it stops, we will love until it’s not.”

“You got two black eyes from loving too hard.”

“Oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time.”

“If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe.”

“Promise me a place in your house of memories.”

“Don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education.”

“These nightmares always hang on past the dream.”

“Oh, don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade?“

“You better throw the first punch. Make it a good one.”

“What are these footprints? They don’t look very human-like.”

“I think of you from time to time. More than I thought I would.”

“Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between.”

“Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die.”

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Assorted First Meeting Symbol Prompts

💌- Our muses are pen pals who finally meet up in real life. 🐬- Our muses meet while they are both on vacation. 🗡- Our muses run into each other on opposing sides on the battlefield, but are forced to stick together when they lose contact with their leaders. 🐆- My/your muse is the last of their species, while my/your muse is tracking them down. 💎- Our muses are both jewel thieves who have set their sights on a large and valuable gem. 🍰- Our muses are awkwardly seated together at a crowded cafe. 🦄- Our muses have been having very strange dreams where they see and talk to each other. Out of nowhere, they spy each other in a public place. 👘- Our muses bump into each other at a small town festival/fair. 🔥- My/Your muse rescues mine/your muse from a wild or house fire. 🌲- My/your muse is feral and living in the wild, and stumbles upon your/my muse by coincidence. 🎀- My/your muse has been an orphan all their lives, and your/my muse ends up adopting them. 👑- Our muses are the heirs to rival kingdoms, and must meet to attempt to settle their kingdom’s differences. 👒- Your/my muse finds my/your muse crying and upset after a bad breakup. 🌪- Our muses stick together after a powerful natural disaster has laid their home to waste. 🏚- My/your muse’s town has been throughly destroyed by raiders, and they are the only survivor a rescue team led by your/my muse can find. 🔪- My/your muse attacks yours/mine out of sheer panic. 🔗- Our muses are both taken as prisoners of war and are forced to share the same cell. 🎙- Our muses meet at a concert for a famous musician/band. 🐚- Our muses are seashell hunting on the beach and strike up a conversation while searching. 🏵- My/your muse risks their life to save your/my muse from certain death. 🍣- Our muses were set up for a blind date by a mutual friend. 🐺- My/your muse is an abandoned child who has been raiding your/my muse’s trash cans for awhile now, until they are caught red-handed. 🏝- My/your muse was shipwrecked and washed up on the shore by your/my muse’s tiny town or island. 🤺- My/your muse ends up becoming your/my muse’s mentor. ☄️- My/your muse is an alien or angel who accidentally crash-landed in your/my muse’s backyard. 🌼- My/your muse stumbles upon your/my muse sitting alone in a flower field. ⛑- My/your muse is a lone medic or Good Samaritan who saved your/my muse’s life when they were very close to death. 🔐- Your/my muse stumbled upon my/your muse caught in a trap and are unable to free themselves. 🛁- Our muses meet in a beauty parlor/spa/bath house. 🔬- Your/my muse is conducting research on my/your muse, who is being held captive in a laboratory. 🦈- My/your muse is a mermaid/man who took pity on and rescued your/my muse. 🌙- Our muses find that they have incredible superpowers and team up with each other to either protect or destroy the world.

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OOC

I am having the worst adhd night in like...half a year or more. I stayed up late last night and screwed up my sleep schedule so I’m exhausted but I’m also super awake and I need to stim like you wouldn’t believe but I need to be up by like 7am tomorrow so I can get ready for faire and drive everyone in the crew who is going.

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“Sorry. Yeah, dad issues, fun. Anyone on the team not have dad issues?”

"I'm thinking that I can can run faster than you 'cause you've been stabbed."

“Pietro you fucking dick!”

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“I hear that. A good run always clears my head...or gives me more problems. Always a toss.”

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Harper wrinkled her nose with clear disdain. “Seems ta me there are far more dangerous them than there are dangerous us.” a low huff escaped her lips, “Though, ain’t rare for people ta try an’ get rid of somethin’ they don’ like, I suppose.”

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“Indeed that.”

“To each their own,” he nodded.

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Pietro tossed a hand full of candy corn in his mouth and then says, “whatcha doing?”

“I can’t wait for the candy to be on sale tomorrow. Three four pound bags for 5$?? FUCK yeah”

“Dude, we haven’t even gotten past Talk Like a Pirate Day, let alone October first.  Stores are NOT going to downsell their candy this early in the game.”

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“What’s with this fucking iPhone update? I swear this thing is running slower than usual.”

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"More for me."

“I can’t wait for the candy to be on sale tomorrow. Three four pound bags for 5$?? FUCK yeah”

“Dude, we haven’t even gotten past Talk Like a Pirate Day, let alone October first.  Stores are NOT going to downsell their candy this early in the game.”

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"Now that I've never had. Don't mix dairy and meat."

“Well while whatever happened next happened, I’d be vindicated that I’d given them the chance.

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If you need me, I'll be spireling into depression as my week goes from bad to worse.

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Pietro picked up another slice of pizza and didn't vibrate this one to heat it up. He folds it and takes a bite, "Not bad."

“Well while whatever happened next happened, I’d be vindicated that I’d given them the chance.

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"Sounds about right." Pietro tilts an open bag of candy corn, "Want some?"

“I can’t wait for the candy to be on sale tomorrow. Three four pound bags for 5$?? FUCK yeah”

“Dude, we haven’t even gotten past Talk Like a Pirate Day, let alone October first.  Stores are NOT going to downsell their candy this early in the game.”