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I love The Witcher 3, but the game kinda shits all over Yennefer's character development in the books. Like it doesn't make sense for her to be so disrespectful towards Freya after the goddess gave her the crystal from her statue. Like Yennefer came face to face with goddess and in the game she's acting like she isn't real

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Also I woke up with my shorts drenched in blood today, another pj bottoms I had to throw out. I need to get some comfortable lightweight pj shorts that don’t threaten to flash anyone in the room with me when I sit or lie down

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The Family Guy fandom is like an anti-fandom because the show itself is painfully unfunny but a lot of the people in the fandom are genuinely funny and I’m here trying to figure out how people can be both hilarious and have dogshit senses of humour

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The Death of The Company

When Milva and Cahir died we got flashbacks to their past, when Angoulême died we got the hopes she had for the future. What did Regis get? Screaming, just screaming. A brutal and excruciating death and not even enough left of him to bury. The others were human and their deaths reminded us of their personhood. Regis didn’t get that and although it can be attributed to his manner of death, he is the only one of them that isn’t present when Dandelion carries Yennefer to the boat in the fog. Cahir and Milva help Dandelion carry her to the boat and Angoulême steadies it, but Regis is not with them and I find that so cruel

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Just finished reading The Lady of the Lake and I'm crying. Ooooh Sapkowski, when I catch you, Sapkowski

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List of Characters that Were Killed Off, but Brought Back for the Third Game:

Minsc of Rashemen

Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy

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I know I say this every year but it’s too fucking hot

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This is how I imagine Dandelion was writing his memoirs (when Cahir and Regis weren’t bothering him)

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It is unfortunate that I have such a condition, for I have an exam today

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I know I’m off my game because when my sister asked me what Regis eats because he doesn’t drink blood I replied with food instead of trying to convince her that he eats rocks

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[lie] I am very normal about him I promise

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Magica Record sprite edits but they get increasingly less subtle

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Transphobic women are traitors to women btw

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This may be controversial, but I hate that people use plus size as a synonym for fat. It’s not. I can find my size in any shop that is not a petite shop. I’m not plus size, I’m just fat

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When I think of the word “Shart” farting and accidentally shitting is no longer my first thought. The human brain is surely a thing

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Changing a characters body for the purpose of sexual gratification is gross. It doesn’t matter if you’re giving her bigger breasts, ass, making her fatter or thinner, aging her up or down, changing her skin tone, whatever. It’s disgusting and reeks of the objectification of women. I say women because I pretty much only ever see this done with female characters. Don’t get it twisted either, I don’t object to the sexualisation of adult characters as a whole; I object to the idea that women can be moulded like clay to fit the sexual desires of any one individual.