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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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stuffed animal contest

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do you ever wonder if your choice of blorbo is random baby chick imprinting, or in fact a deep physiological profile that reveals all the things you need therapy for

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i really wish queer artists would stop leaning into colorism when creating relationships dynamics because it gets stale and racist seeing the 500th thousand aggressive black Dom with body scars and muscular/big build next to their white fem Twinkish partner.

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A sassy mean girl, that’s who Elias is 💅

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whenever people are like "it's basically IMPOSSIBLE to know if the porn you are watching is sex trafficking or not!!!" like. is it. because i feel like it's pretty easy to find independent sex workers and pay them directly. and like yeah i guess maybe there's still a possibility but there's also the possibility that the quinoa you bought was picked by victims of labor trafficking and that chair in your living room was made by prison labor and the toy you bought for your niece was made in a sweat shop. i think you are actually much more able to find sex workers who make and post their own content who will personally talk to you if you are really that concerned about them being forced to do it than you think. is it really IMPOSSIBLE or do you just not know that much about porn & think that makes you more pure and objective instead of ignorant

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Puffins

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this message is a warning about danger

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it's not that i'm not compelled by archbishop yaoi but i think some of you would find yaoi in the wild russian steppes if given the opportunity

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tiny cuts.

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Fullmetal Alchemist?

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me

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take my hand. sit at the river with me. drink this 6 pack of beer. be a hater. catch a salmon in your mouth like a bear. cry. watch the sunset. giggle. reveal a dark truth about yourself

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try this at home!!!