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but a seal..... it ...... it isn’t a bird????????

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mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

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The truth

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the first notes of 'alexander hamilton': start

me: no. not this time. weve had our fun but i'm older & wiser now,, i will not be tricked into listening to this entire fucking soundtrack for the 13th time today, because i, unlike alexander fuckening hamilton, know how to say no to this

aaron burr: how does a bastard, orphan--

me, turning it up: TELL ME LESLIE, LET ME K N O W

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When she says she only dates country boys

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Hamilton: An American Musical: Track 5: "The Schuyler Sisters"

PEGGY SCHUYLER: i am terrified for the oncoming march of death and war

ANGELICA SCHUYLER: yes but just imagine the Discourse

AARON BURR: PLEASE fuck me!!!!! please

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…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who??? 

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if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

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Honestly??? this is all you need to know about cycling in Amsterdam

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@wrinkles-and-wine

NO YOU CANT DO THAT