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erek king if he was human: im a therian

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I made this account a year ago dear god

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from the guy that brought you vriska x taylor

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If david was like 10 years old, was less of creep and jerk to everyone, but still did his canon actions. How messed up, would the Animorphs be? Or would it be like the canon versions.

You know how if you spend enough time around kids that age, at some point a 10-year-old boy will run up to you and say something like "Sex! Puberty! Testicle!" and then stare at you waiting for a reaction? And you know how if you're an adult, this is obnoxious but not threatening or shocking? Because you know that kid might know what all those words mean, but probably couldn't paraphrase the sentence "puberty involves development of secondary sex characteristics such as the testicle" to save his life?

Obviously the difference between ~14 and 10 is much smaller, and obviously it feels far vaster when you're 14 yourself. But either way, I think that David's creepy behavior would come off less the way he intends, more like that 5th grader who picks up the habit of yelling "Orgasm!" in adults' faces.

Same goes for most of his worst behaviors — they might not be met with leeway or forgiveness, but with contempt. He tells Jake that Jake is acting like a dad? Jake doesn't find that disturbing, but just typical little-kid temper-tantrum behavior. He keeps attacking birds (including Tobias) in morph? That's not threatening, that's him being a brat trying to show off for the big kids. He keeps yelling about how he wants to go home? Marco's not likely to give him tough talk about how sometimes your parents are controllers and you just gotta suck it up, and Cassie would probably be trying to comfort him.

What that means for the team dynamic, I'm not sure. His attempts to bully them would be ineffectual, their attempts to rein him in would be a lot gentler, and they might be able to keep him on the team as the world's worst kid sidekick if that resulted in an equilibrium.

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I was gonna do more but I knew I’d lose motivation

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Last post for today I wish I had someone to YAP to guys like and subscribe if you love to yap

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I like the stupid ahh eyes for him as a rat

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every time something wrong happens to me I blame David for it. David did this. David is the one to blame. David did everything wrong.

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PEAK PEAK PEAK OH MY GOD EVERYONE MUST SEE THIS

Idk I’m just playing with designs

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do you think they'd have a discord server and whenever David traumadumps they immediately tell him to go to the #venting channel

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found a bit of a description and thank god hes BRUNETTE 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

does erek's humansona have a canon design the same way david does (description)

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does erek's humansona have a canon design the same way david does (description)

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david crashout 1998

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i normally just ignore ai answers but the idea that david had the most morphs of anybody despite being morph capable for, like, two weeks at best is so fucking funny to me

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what's your opinion on jakemarco?

this is a funny thing to ask to an account that focuses on david HOWEVER its cute! not my favourite ship for both of them but i DO like it. theyre friends to lovers after all n i find comfort in that trope. 4 and a half rats out of 5 rats