multi-national corps make big bucks selling merchandise with the orange&pink lesbian flag on it but the person who made it is currently HOMELESS.
emily gwen needs money. give them money. stop giving disney and faceless businesses who sell cheap, imported, low-quality crap produced with probably child or slave labour. give your money to emily gwen.
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petrichors !
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Colonizers write about flowers.
I tell you about children throwing rocks at Israeli tanks
seconds before becoming daisies.
I want to be like those poets who care about the moon.
Palestinians don’t see the moon from jail cells and prisons.
It’s so beautiful, the moon.
They’re so beautiful, the flowers.
— Noor Hindi, from “Fuck Your Lecture on Craft, My People Are Dying,” DEAR GOD. DEAR BONES. DEAR YELLOW.
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Too many words
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I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
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Transcript:
Murph, mid thought: --it's like, you can keep the stakes up without…
Caldwell: M-hm?
Murph: … are you coming up with a new?
[Everyone else laughs.]
Murph: E--Emily's face was right up against the mic. Smirking?
Caldwell: Are you--
Emily: (defensive) I wasn't gonna say anything!
Murph: I guess came up with a new spell?
Caldwell: You gotta say it now!
Murph: Well what do you-- how are we supposed to look at you and not respond?
[Emily groans.]
Jake: Say it.
Murph: What was your new spell?
Emily: I turned Geas into peas.
[The others laugh.]
Murph: (laughing) You turned… Geas… into peas.
[Emily laughs.]
Caldwell: That's so good. Every time you disobey, peas come out of your mouth.
Murph: Peas come out of your mouth when you-- when you say the wrong--
Emily: (defensive) I wasn't planning on sharing!
Murph: (laughing) Okay.
[Jake laughs.]
Emily: Murph called me out!
Murph: This is a show! You have to share! [Emily and Caldwell laugh] By definition! It's a show, you have to show!
Caldwell: See--
[Emily continues laughing as they talk.]
Murph: You have to show your thoughts! You have to participate! You can't just quietly think of three cases ago, and come up with fun things in your own head! Then smile at them while not commenting while the rest of us speak!
Caldwell: Yeah, Emily, we're always thinking Fred Flintstone and his delicious cereal!
Murph: Yeah, always.
Caldwell: But we're not interjecting constantly with that!
Murph: Yeah.
Caldwell: Only every fourth or fifth case!
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Sklonda and Sandra Lynn have "coffee" sometimes. And "talk".
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bisexual suvirin kedberiket reblog if u agree
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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight
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