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I got 100 problems
and taking a break would solve 99 of them
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if we had 5 more minutes

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Percy: I forget but I do NOT forgive
Percy: I'm just walking around hating bitches, can't remember why.
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Leo: I'm not useful for anything :(
Piper: Hey that's not true! You can be used as a bad example
#says the girl who stole a car
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Bucky: I'm not doing that well, I have a headache that keeps coming and going
Sam: *walks into the room*
Bucky: Oh look there it is again
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FATWS EPISODE 5 SPOLIERS
Make a Captain America Sheild today(DIY) by John Walker

troom troom got nothing on this man
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Wanda to Ultron after she realised that he would destroy the world

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Peter: rating people of how much they've slept with my aunt
Peter: Steve Rogers 10/10 has never slept with my aunt
Peter: Tony Stark 9/10 has come close but has never slept with my aunt
Peter: Happy 0/10 you mother fucker-
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Shuri: I've invivted you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.
Ned and Peter, Nodding: knife monopoly
Shuri:
Shuri: I was actually gonna hunt you but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is
#what is knife monopoly #ned and peter ignore the hunting part
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bucky: why is he still mad at me it's been years since I killed his dad!
Tony who just found out who killed his parents:
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Sam to Bucky: I am badass, I am bad and I have an ass
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hear me out
Double dates with Nico and Will and Tubbo and Ranboo/p
Nico and Ranboo already get along and Will and Tubbo easily bond
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Chiron: So why is Mr D upset with you this time?
Percy: So I had to welcome the new campers..
Percy: And I thought let's make it fun!
Percy: So I blasted "The cult of Dionysus by the Orion Experience" He didnt seem to like that
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Percy: what else can I do now that I'm 17?
Leo: illegals substances
Jason: bully 16 year olds
Percy: c r y
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SLIGHT SPOLIERS FOR TUBBOS 9/4 STREAM
Fundyndy, Karl, George, Tubbo and Ranboo are connected... I can't put my finger on it but
✨dreams✨
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SPOLEIRS FOR ERET'S 27/3 AND FUNDY'S 30/3 LORE STREAMS
6 characters in the smp having memory problems is not a coincidence
Ghostbur
Ranboo
Karl
Puffy
Eret
and Fundy..
now I can't put my finger on it but all of these are connected..
Ghostbur, Eret and Fundy with the whole adoption and father thing
Maybe Karl and Puffy?
Ranboo and Karl??
Puffy and Ranboo??
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SPOILERS FOR ERET'S STREAM 27/3/21
I have come to the conclusion that Eret might be the next member of the syndicate
1. The syndicate is against the egg, so is Eret
2. The members code name is "Harpocrates" God of silence, secrets and confidentiality. And who more to keep secrets and stay silent than the traitor...
3. Eret doesn't want to face the egg head on as she is scared that something will happen and all the blame will be on her. So he takes it to fighting in a group of other "traitors?!
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