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Okay but WHY does nobody have a blog named 'Whumbledore'???!? (Like Dumbledore, yknow? ;DDDDDDD)

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A character who's been shot is captured by enemies/bad guys. They're bleeding badly, and their captors need them alive. The bullet is removed, and the wound is poured with alcohol and bandaged tightly - none of it is done gently, and, being tied up (and maybe gagged), they can do nothing but scream and cry out in pain while enduring the rough treatment.

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Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

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Laboured breathing 😍

Whump Word Chain!

The rules are simple: Comment or reblog with a whump word that you love! 

My word: “Unconscious”

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Ohmygosh I love when someone feels some sudden pain and just grabs and squeezes the nearest persons hand out of instinct

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Oh my godddd I read a reeally nice drabble some time ago and now I very frustratingly CANNOT FIND IT :"(

Does anyone have any advice on how to find things like these? Lol

It was about a character showing up at another characters house with their arm wrapped up in barbed wire. I think they had been breaking in some place to fulfill some kind of mission.

It was very very lovely and I want to re-read it :'(

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Here’s a prompt for yall:

Earlier I was getting a can of soda from the basement where we also have our freezer, and I wanted some ice, but since I am lazy I neither wanted go back upstairs and get a glass, nor did I want to have to go back down with the rest of the ice cube bag, so I was like whatever and just grabbed a handful of icecubes and carried them upstairs.

That shit HURTS. More that I had anticipated.

What I’m trying to say is, I feel like ice and freezing as a torture method has potential that is not being used…

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Found it

CREATIVE WAYS TO DROWN YOUR WHUMPEE: A THREAD

i need ideas

reblog this with ideas

i am begging. pleading, even

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Saw it in a pinterest post once, hold up lemme find it real quick

CREATIVE WAYS TO DROWN YOUR WHUMPEE: A THREAD

i need ideas

reblog this with ideas

i am begging. pleading, even

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Use that liquid that contains enough oxygen that you can survive breathing it, but it still feels like drowning

That way you can drown them several times... >:)

CREATIVE WAYS TO DROWN YOUR WHUMPEE: A THREAD

i need ideas

reblog this with ideas

i am begging. pleading, even

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

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I love voicecracks.

- voice weak from sickness

- voice weak from pain/injury

- voicecracks from a scared whumpee

- voicecracks from a whumpee who is crying or is about to cry

- voice that keeps cracking

- or just one voice crack that gives them away

- whimpers that include voicecracks just hit different

- nightmares where the whumpee talks in their sleep, and their voice is all weak and cracky

Just had to put that into the world. Goodnight <3

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Someone has probably thought of this and shared it before but like

An immortal character who helps a biologist map out the effects of plants and animals

Whether that is willingly or unwillingly…

- the biologist character is so enthusiastic and passionate about their field and work, and the immortal character just really loves them (platonically or romantically), and selflessly wants to help them fulfill their dreams

- the biologist character being very reluctant at first, not even wanting to consider making the immortal character go through all that for their sake

- the biologist character is also a caretaker, either because the work is done in an isolated area, or because showing up at a hospital frequently and surviving through symptoms that no one should be able to survive would seem suspicious

- whumpee and caretaker agreeing to use scientific language and be professional during their experiments, so that they can get precise and useful descriptions and not have it all be a waste

- caretaker either not being able to keep from getting distracted and wanting to nurse whumpee all the time, and whumpee protesting (if their condition allows them to)

- "subject is experiencing sweating, intense chest pain, difficulty breathing and - stop wiping my forehead and write it down goddammit!"

- or, caretaker is very professional, clinically talking through every visible symptom, translating what whumpee describes to medical language and documenting it all - but after reaching the point where any mortal would have been dead, they immediately work just as professionally with 'reviving' whumpee and comforting them, making sure they're stable and has taken as much time as they need before initializing the next experiment

- perhaps instead of one caretaker, it's an entire team that works together to carry out the research, each having their own function as respectively test subject, scientist, medic, housekeeper of sorts, gatherer of test examples etc.

- ALTERNATIVELY: rumors about whumpees immortality has led to them being kidnapped by a mad scientist, who mercilessly experiments on them all day long

- or maybe it's a corrupt company that has them kidnapped, and one of their poor scientists, who is being threatened with murder of their family (or maybe murder of innocent people, and being a logical etic, they just have to choose that option since whumpee won't die), is forced to carry out experiments on this innocent stranger.

- OR maybe whumpee and caretaker/scientist have been captured TOGETHER and caretaker is forced to do experiments on whumpee...

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I am watching a series with a time traveller, and suddenly had a whumpy idea about time travellers...

Let's say we've created a universe where time travelling is possible, and someone travels to a time period outside of their own. What if it, for some imaginary scientific reason, caused them great discomfort, maybe even pain, to be near something from their own time period? I know that technically, everything would have existed in their time because it's the same atoms but like, maybe it could cause some kind of paradox if they encountered specific atomic structures or chemical bonds that existed at the same time as their own... like Clark Kent and Kryptonite, it would just hurt more and more the closer they are or the more similar the structures are to what they were then.

There's probably some holes in this logic lol, but just imagine all the whump this concept would cause.

And imagine if they had to travel back to the exact same time that they left in order to restore everything. Then imagine if they, accidentally or by force, landed back in their own time, but not in the correct time where they left from in the first place.. literally everything would be time traveller kryptonite.

I feel like it has a lot of potential

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Hi! I don’t know if this idea is going to flop or not, but if it does then I’ll just delete this post and we can pretend it never happened jsfkjklljkkkfsj

Anyway, i heard some people in the community wondering how we could possibly identify other members of the whump community irl, but without having to say that we’re whumpers (because of shyness, scared of being seen as insane if the other person isn’t a whumper, etc...) so i created a way for us to recognize other members of the community discreetly! (Our own personal ‘presidents shoelaces’ if you will)

It’s a symbol!

I found a method for turning phrases into symbols on pinterest and played around for a bit to come up with this one, which means, “I am part of the whump community.”

If you like the idea, cool! If you don’t like it or think it seems cultish or whatever, I’ll delete the post and crawl into a hole 😣

under the cut is the process i used:

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The dots don’t mean anything, they’re just there for aesthetics 😂 i also did it wrong cuz the process said to take out the vowels, but i forgot and switched it to only leave the vowels oop

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Two people hugging and one of them just collapsing into the hug

If someone writes this and tags me i owe them a drink

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Is it bad that I kinda wanna hit my crush with a car and then nurse him back to health like a baby bird or it normal? :)

yorue literaly insane