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Waiting for a Star to fall

And carry your heart into my arms

YIIPPPEEE STAR ART EVERYONE CHEER!!!!!

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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how my friend looks at me after walking in on me fucking a train

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Stoner Stu based off of @loseractivities art

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This implies that the components aren’t always in a homosexual relationship no matter the gender of their partner

freezerburn only works when joule and volta are both female. those components are HOMOSEXUAL. they invented homosexuality. except electra who fucks anything that moves

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Traffic Report!

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We got patches!

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timothy tiger handmade plush by banditbeanies

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Look, they're all bad at flirting. Let's just agree on that.

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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

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red caboose drawing tutorial SUPER EASY

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Yall wont believe who i saw while listenibg to le tigre

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wanted to make one of those "the beauty of" edits but it turned into angst. sorry