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I noticed that i've been an Undertale fan since I was 6, that's 8 years of my entire life. My dad died when I was 5.

Anyways shout-out to Sans Undertale for being for longer in my life than my dad

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Yeah but it's weird to think that the game could be taking place in like, 2078

undertale is so funny to me because imagine being a normal person and then suddenly an entire society of monsters appear because a literal child fell on a mountain and freed them by pure determination. and the child became their ambassador so now you have to watch the government have to deal with them telling everyone that the monsters are pretty nice. also the king and queen of monsters adopted them as their kid because why not. the royal scientist did a bunch of unethical experiments but the monsters are all like "im just glad my mom is okay even tho she has been fused with 17 other monsters. family gatherings are so much more fun now". the leader of the royal guard believes anime is actual human history. i would pay to see what human twitter and human tumblr looked like after THAT.

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"Hey so are we going to talk how all of the kids (except one I think) that fell down the mountain are completely fine? And somehow the same age they disappeared as? Even though the first one fell in, I dunno, the 1900's? Also I think some of them got adopted by some monsters but they seem okay with it so nevermind I guess"

"A cowboy whose face was shaped as a damn star asked where the cowboys are, the fuck am I supposed to tell him"

"WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY WENT OUT FOR HALF AN HOUR AND NOW THERE'S A FUCKING PUZZLE AT MY FRONT DOOR AND I HAVE TO SOLVE IT TO GO IN??? WHY???"

undertale is so funny to me because imagine being a normal person and then suddenly an entire society of monsters appear because a literal child fell on a mountain and freed them by pure determination. and the child became their ambassador so now you have to watch the government have to deal with them telling everyone that the monsters are pretty nice. also the king and queen of monsters adopted them as their kid because why not. the royal scientist did a bunch of unethical experiments but the monsters are all like "im just glad my mom is okay even tho she has been fused with 17 other monsters. family gatherings are so much more fun now". the leader of the royal guard believes anime is actual human history. i would pay to see what human twitter and human tumblr looked like after THAT.

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undertale is so funny to me because imagine being a normal person and then suddenly an entire society of monsters appear because a literal child fell on a mountain and freed them by pure determination. and the child became their ambassador so now you have to watch the government have to deal with them telling everyone that the monsters are pretty nice. also the king and queen of monsters adopted them as their kid because why not. the royal scientist did a bunch of unethical experiments but the monsters are all like "im just glad my mom is okay even tho she has been fused with 17 other monsters. family gatherings are so much more fun now". the leader of the royal guard believes anime is actual human history. i would pay to see what human twitter and human tumblr looked like after THAT.

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*(Ceroba knocks on the door of Dalv's house)

Dalv: Hello? Oh! You are Kanako's mother, right? Im Dalv, I used to take care of her, how is she doing lately?

Ceroba: O-Oh, yes yes, I remember... I actually wanted to talked about something else, have you, by any chance, met a human using a cowboy hat?

Dalv: Clover? Of course! They're... Actually the reason I came back to Snowdin after so long, what about them?

Ceroba: Well... I have bad news about them...

Dalv: W-What? Did anything happen to them?

Ceroba: I... *Sigh* I'm really sorry, Clover willingly gave up their soul to the king, they wanted us to be free, even after... Nevermind, we discovered you were friends with them so we wanted you to know

*After a minute of Dalv staring at Ceroba in disbelief, he quickly closes the door shut*

Ceroba: Dalv...?

*(Ceroba tries to open the door...)

*(...)

*(... Nothing but a distant sobbing is heard)

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Guys do you think Dalv was really happy to see Kanako's mom for the first time in so long after the pacifist ending and after discovering both Kanako and the friend he made 10 hours ago died he close the door shut and started crying on the floor of his house for a solid 30 minutes?

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Help I posted this on reddit and Chujin said he's gonna send Axis to remove my balls

Now that I think about it Chujin and the Pale King are surprisingly similar

*They both haunt the narrative

*We only ever meet their wives

*Are responsible one way or another for the death of children

*Want to do what's best for the kingdoms they live in

*Doom everyone that ever interacted with them

*Do fucked up experiments with things that shouldn't be messed with (which also lead to the death of children and their own deaths as well)

*Twinks

*Were the pregnant ones in the relationship

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Now that I think about it Chujin and the Pale King are surprisingly similar

*They both haunt the narrative

*We only ever meet their wives

*Are responsible one way or another for the death of children

*Want to do what's best for the kingdoms they live in

*Doom everyone that ever interacted with them

*Do fucked up experiments with things that shouldn't be messed with (which also lead to the death of children and their own deaths as well)

*Twinks

*Were the pregnant ones in the relationship

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sweet beats cap’n at mario kart

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whoever wins gets to kiss k_k

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God cursed me by making really cool and silly male characters and at the same time making me straight

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the bride and the ugly ass groom (the cowboy boots stay ON at the wedding)

for @radioroxx they always have the realest ideas

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So when I just started playing Terraria I found the desert cave and I was determined to explore it and I kept dying because I literally had nothing apart from wooden armor and a dream.

Long story short that cave is legally a cemetery now

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Whenever I play Deltarune/Deltatraveler I imagine myself as some dumbass ghost just annoying the fuck out of Kris and it enhances the experience greatly tbh

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I love how Sans seems genuinely happy in TS! Underswap like, he doesn't seem to be pretending to be ok with you or smiling to make people think he's alright, he actually enjoys having the Crossbones persona and was probably having a great time during his pacifist fight

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Can’t believe I forgot to upload this here when I was celebrating King of Cards’ birthday

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Oh my fucking god so im doing an emerald Nuzlocke and I was completely NOT prepared for Tate and Liza and half my team is weak to psychic so I had to build an almost completely new team and I also decided to use a Wobbuffet from that egg.

That son of a bitch destroyed all pokemon on his own, I didn't even give him a name because I thought I wouldnt use him holy shit he's my savior