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screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off

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so glad we're doing these again

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Most unserious country in the world

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Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

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one step closer to fitting in

close ups:

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Trucy!! I love drawing her with silly outfits

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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keeping houseless people in thoughts during heat wave

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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Let women speak. Edinburgh Pride, 2025.

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It's so funny that the ICE protestors finally found a good use for these stupid fucking things.

They are a hazard out on the roads and sidewalks, but piled up and zip-tied together in front of the federal building garage exits that ICE vans use when they're kidnapping people out of immigration court? Then they become pieces of a beautiful community sculpture project.

(Art credit: Stolen from Reddit but now I can't find the post)

(Photos credit: This Reddit post)

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fireflies are disappearing. fireflies are going disappearing bc our obsession with “perfect” lawns bereft of native flowers & full of pesticides that kill even the bugs we deem likeable, bc of urbanizations that destroys their homes, because of the light pollution that disrupts their mating habits & their communication.