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Scorpio: *Runs and hugs Draco*
Draco: I feel like I missed something important .?.?
*Albus grinning like a idiot*
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Forevermore
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chapter 1 and chapter 2
You nodded as Peter showed you to your room. “Nice” you looked around the room and saw a pretty princess themed room. “There is defendantly some remodeling to do, but I can work with it. The next day you, your sisters and new found friends go shopping for your room you buy a LOT of black paint then to Holster as Bucky and Peter went into a pet store for no reason and looked at the puppies and you had to drag Peter, but you and Shuri found a brown Cava Tzu puppy that you both loved, Nat realized you had a soft spot for animals. 10 minutes later as the group gets in the car. You look out the window and around the city with curious eyes you see a cute stuffed animal store and adjust to keep looking at it as Peter and Nat signal Bucky to stop. “Why are we stopping?” you ask Shuri, realizing what's happening says “That Boba shop wants to try with you” She points at a small shop “Huh there are no Boba shops in the country” “Bucky and Peter need to leave'' Nat says as Shuri shoos them off. “Ok as long as I don't get killed” you joke “HAHAHAHAHA” Peter laughs a little too loud and awkwardly. You and Shuri give him a “whatthefuckdidyoujustdoawkwardteenmomentlol” look. “Sorry” “Ok bye” you wave to the boys. “Let's go” 2 hours later you finally walkout with over 10 bobas and that's not including the “Best muggle food ever” you say. Happy pulled up and grunted for you to get in. All of you got in and you got a call and you changed your voice to a deep voice and Shuri whips around not realizing that was you. “Sorry, I must have called the wrong number.” a familiar voice says on the other line. “Mione!” you say in a normal voice. “Yes it is I” she says in a funny voice as you hear Harry and Ron arguing in the back who gets to talk with you first. “Harry and Ron” you laugh as the boys stop and simultaneously say “Hi Y/n” “what’s up?” “Can we crash with you?” Ron whines. “IS EVERYTHING OK WHAT HAPPENED?” “Voldemort found where we are hiding and we need a safe place to stay.” Luna yells as she breaks up the boys fight now for the last marshmallow. You look at Nat and Shuri. Shuri looks super excited to meet your friends. Nat says in her head ’Tony will have to deal with 8 wizards running around.’ ”Sure, I’ll portkey to you and text me the address.” You hear Hedwig and Crookshanks talking in the background. “Can’t wait to see you Y/n someone to talk about all the crazy stuff in my head” Hedwig says in a British accent. “And don’t forget meh” crookshanks says in an Irish accent. You smirk. “I’ll be there at around 1:30” It was 1:00 by the time you got to the tower and asked Tony for anything solid. “Why?” “My best friends have a murderer after them, need my help and are crashing here.” He throws you an old bike helmet. “Thanks” you yell as you disappear. Almost goin insane tony yells “What the Fuck?!?!?”
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Peter (Parker): You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Tony, not looking up from their book: Spear. Peter (Parker): BLOCKED. Tony: *Look of disappointment* Peter (Parker):Im so sorry mr stark!
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Tony: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Steve: Mind your language! Tony: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Steve: Tony: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Peter (Parker): You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Tony: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Peter (Parker): but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Tony: Peter (Parker), they...they weren’t always orphans. Peter (Parker):
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Peter (Parker): You love me, right, Tony? Tony: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Peter (Parker): How petty can you get? Tony: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Peter (Parker): If Clint and I were drowning, who would you save? Bucky: You two can’t swim? Clint: It’s a hypothetical question, Bucky! who would you save? Bucky: my time and effort.
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Peter (Parker): What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Clint: The car takes a screenshot. Bucky: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Peter (Parker): What time is it? Clint: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Clint: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Bucky: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Clint: It’s 2 am
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Peter (Parker): Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Peter (Parker), motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
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Forevermore
Chap 2
here’s chap 1
You turn to face your sister and speak quickly in russian “ Doesn't catch on quickly huh” bucky laughs from the corner and nat says “He speaks russian too” You turn back to your original form. “You speak french?” “No” “You speak latin?” “No” “Spanish?” “No” “German” “No, only English kid.” You speak rapid Spanish, next German, then Latin, lastly French. “Showoff” Tony mumbles too low for anyone to hear. “I also have super hearing... Tony.” Peter still shocked points at you then you then Tony then back at you. “What?” You joke “PollyJuice potion it's simple Hermione made it for me last month.” Peter laughs “Harry Potter reference?” You throw your hands up. “Finally someone with good taste.” Nat laughs then asks “How did you know about any pop culture or movies?” “Well I was in charge of taking care of the Taskmaker’s daughter when she was 10 and she wanted to watch Harry Potter movies since all her classmates already saw it and said it was amazing so we watched all of them.” You look at Peter and say “Amazing movies go” He starts “Titanic” You return “The Terminator” “The Matrix” “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” “Godzilla” “King kong” “National treasure” “Silence of the Lambs” Nat, who somehow got a bottle of vodka, “My personal favorite” As you laugh, you look down at your shirt, see a worn out Empire Strikes Back T-shirt and gasp dramatically “YOU LIKE STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tony sighed “YEA DO YOU????” Peter yells “YEA ITS LIKE THE..” “BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME” You say in unison and laugh. “Omg what about Indiana Jones?” Peter askes “Never seen it but now that I have a preview of what are some good movies in your opinion... I’ll watch it somehow” Just as you sat down, a young girl walks in and quickly says “The quin jet is prepared no thanks to anyone but me” She looks up, straight at you and gasps “Another young girl on the team besides Nat and me of course. I’m Shuri” You two shake hands “Y/n” “Hold on before I came in did you say you like Star Wars? And if so, what are your feelings about twilight?” “Yes and I love Twilight! But I’m sorry how THE FUCK did Jasper get a Texas accent in the middle of the FUCKING MOVIES” “I know right!” Suri half yells “Did we just become Best Friends?” You nod and say “Hell yea!” Nat chuckles then looks at Tony, “We could use a skill set like yours” Tony says. Peter and Shuri look at you with puppy dog eyes and you look back at Tony “When do I start?”
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Forevermore
chapter peter parker x you story
one or two chap each day (Depending on how I feel)
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Nat walked you over to a room. You limped over as you were trying to stay conscious. She burst in yelling, “She needs help NOW!!!!” A man ran over to you and you quickly pulled out a knife and Nat jumped in front of you. She said in russian, “ I trust him.” You nodded and put the knife away and passed out. You woke up but kept your eyes closed. Found the closest weapon you always had a knife in the vest Nat gave you but you had a baggy shirt and shorts.A boy owned it based on the smell and how it was washed, he was young too 15-17 around your age. You grabbed a scalpel. Stood up and lunged at a tall man with short hair and a metal arm. He dogged quickly, you turned and almost hit him. He tried to grab your arms. but you elbowed him in the face and heard a crack. You somersaulted over him and grabbed 2 guns that was on his back. You pointed the guns to his head and quickly talked in a russian accent, “Where is Natalia?” He threw his hands up in surrender, “In the next room” He quickly said. You shot him in the leg. He fell on his knees. You grabbed a cloth and wrapped his wound. “Stay!” you half yelled. You grabbed your vest, threw it on, grabbed a mask and ran out the room. You put on goggles and saw Nat in the next room on the couch eating with another person. You ran in and pointed a gun at the man then realized, “CLINT???” you yelled as you ran up to them. “Are you ok? A man was in the room and I fought him…” “Shit, in the lab?” Nat asked. “Yea, why?” You asked. Nat stood up, you and Clint ran after her. “How much damage could he have done to a super soldier…” he trailed off as they saw Bucky on his knees saying, “I almost died because a child decided to attack me and she was fresh out of a fucking coma too. How fucking weak am I.” “She almost killed me on a good day,'' Clint jokes. Nat asked “Can you heal him?” “Ok” you say not asking questions. Your hands pulsate a light purple. You put a finger to his nose. His nose snaps back into place, then on his leg the bullet comes out and into your other hand the wound closes quickly after that. You help him stand “You good?” you ask. “How?” he asks. “Powers, I can also shapeshift” you add as you shapeshift into Bucky. Then go back to your original form. “The names y/n Romanoff.” “James Barnes but Bucky’s fine” you nod. You introduce yourself to the rest of the team. Steve askes, “You can’t have children right? So your sister?” “Corect cap” You say with a small salute. “Our mother tried to keep me safe, but failed. 16 years ago she found the operator that took her reproductive organs out took pity on her and faked the operation and had me, they tested 30 of their own super serum on me so I have healing powers, super strength, super speed, I can hold my breath for 1 hour, incredible swimming skills, I can talk to animals, shapeshift, and read minds only when I want to and I can also fight well thanks to the red room.” Just as you finished a young boy walked in you quickly turned. “Mr. Stark I can’t find my shorts----- or shirt” “So this is the kid that's Spider-kid” you shapeshift into Tony Stark “Where'd she go. Mr. Stark, why are there two of you?”
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I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Natasha: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Clint: Just rip the bandage off. Natasha: It’s Bucky. Clint: Put the bandage back on.
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*The group is getting into the car* Natasha: I’m driving. Bucky, out of view: Shotgun! Clint, turning to face Bucky: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Bucky: WOAH- Bucky, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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