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Jason loves to read and he can write an excellent level of essay.

what else does he love? annoying Bruce.

so, what did he do as a hobby?

writing fanfiction of Bruce Wayne or Batman with anyone he can think of.

Superbat? done, 10k words, slowburn, friends to lovers.

Batlantern? done, 11k words, smut, enemy to lovers.

Wonderbat? done, 15k words, dom!diana, omegaverse.

Brucebat? done, 9k words, identity revealed, childhood friends.

Twobats? done, 10k words, secret love, childhood friends to lovers.

Batjokes? done, 3k words, gore, Major character death (J).

The book was so good, when Jason converted one of the fic into a book (change name etc.) he won the best selling book ever in Gotham.

Tim, reading one of Jason's books: i know this storyline seems familiar!

Jason: ...

Jason: which one did you read?

Tim: ...

Tim, whsipering: the wonderbat ones.

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lovers

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John Constantine’s the kinda guy to light a cigarette backwards and just keep smoking it

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My boy johnstantine got hands down the worst tumblr treatment I have ever seen. He’s only talked about in the context of batfamily members, Danny phantom, and Raven. my boy survived the aids crisis and homelessness to be woobified for fucking cartoon characters. RIP king your trench coat drip was too strong your swag too great

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Next time you impulsively kiss someone, make sure to take your helmet off first

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Roy: Where are you going?

Jason: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Roy: I told you I did! It's coming here on Friday!

The rest of the Outlaws, knowing full well that Roy got Jason an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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ig. nasty noona

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Give him back his swords NOW !!

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sorry im not done gatsbyposting. the nyc celebrations for its 100th anniversary are so uniquely deranged. like here you have a book that absolutely scathes new york parties & dress-up & entertainment & alcohol & careless wealthy east coast elites. and the way the city is celebrating the 100th anniversary of one of the most beautifully written & personally devastating literary tragedies this country has ever produced is by. offering 10% off gatsby-themed cocktails at luxury bars. hosting pay-to-attend 1920s themed costume balls in the wealthiest areas of midtown. setting up penthouse hotel suites to ostensibly resemble locations from the book. a few hours ago at an exclusive private event they had the cast of the glamorous broadway musical, all in designer clothes, light up the empire state building green to advertise their show where tickets cost up to $670. one of them said the green light ‘represents the beauty of the american dream.’ i think you could power all manhattan with energy generated from the rotational torque of f scott fitzgerald spinning wildly in his grave

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"a girl is damned if she does, damned if she doesn't" - my professor

if this isn't stephanie brown......................

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If you could play god (control dc canon works) what would be your immideate priorities??

-@batfambrainrotbeloved

welcome back, darling <3

oh, Jesus, i think i have plenty of them— but here are top five of things i need from DC the most:

start writing Bats normally!!!!!! stop doing Bruce Wayne a child abuser, stop sexualising Dick Grayson instead of giving him compelling arcs, stop putting Jason Todd down and demonising him, MOVE TIM DRAKE SOMEONE FORWARD W HIS ARCH AND AGE, don't fuck up Damian Wayne's doctor and civvie arc, tbh, GIVE BARBARA GORDON AND HER GIRLS SEPERATE COMICS WITHOUT MAKING HER A LOVE INTEREST FOR NIGHTWING, more Steph and Duke storylines, HELENA COME HOME, etc etc—

for the love of God, stop sexualising and dumbing down Kon-El? he is such an interesting character who deserves appearing more and be his own independent character, WHY are you keeping him in comics only to sexualise him

MORE WONDER WOMAN!!!! i hate dc for intentionally ignoring her or just doing her dirty?? this is so insane that there are literal talks that the whole dc tweaked when she got popular bc they are afraid she will get more popular than superman and batman...

personal favourite: can we as society get more of Ghost-Maker runs? thanks!

stop milking money from Joker's character <3 his character stopped being interesting ages ago, especially when you don't move him anywhere beyond what we had seen. yet DC keeps investing in him, constantly putting him everywhere. still crazy that he had billions of movies, and every time they re-do batman movies/series etc, etc, they just keep pressing all of the focus from Bruce & other compelling villians to this fucking clown

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medieval manuscript commission for @/kathrynthehuman.bsky.social

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The best milk commercial ever

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They’re on patrol :)