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not siobhan fully breaking brennan by solving this riddle over the course of mere minutes

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f....foggy fans..... here's how we can..... here's how we can still .... here's how we can still win. we. we. we can still win. he's fine.

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That time they allowed 3 teens on the avengers

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New York’s bustle was the first thing Flash missed when he moved for college. The chatter, the smells, the constant movement.

It’s also the first thing he comes to hate when he moves back.

He’s angled awkwardly to keep his bag slung on his shoulder while one hand cradles the coffee orders and the other aches holding his phone for the past 30 minutes as Mr Jameson talks his ear off about the next assignment.

As an expert on Spider-Man’s movements and having interacted with him on multiple occasions, Jameson found him the perfect intern to promote to vigilante writer. But because this was the Daily Bugle, vigilante really meant Spider-Man.

“If there’s one thing you take away from this meeting, it’s that you’ll be needing a thesaurus for all the ways you can call that menace out for what he really is!”

“Yes, sir,” Flash sighs. “I’ll be in with your coffee in 5.”

“Good, and you better be quick about it. The spider freak’s terror reign hasn’t stopped so neither can we! I need the editorial draft on my desk by tonight, Thompson.”

Flash pulls the phone away to hang up but the movement disrupts his careful balance and a kid comes barrelling into his other side knocking him to the ground.

“Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry I didn’t see you, here, let me,” the kid—who looks closer to Flash’s age than anything—scrambles to help Flash up and collect his belongings.

But as he passes the phone, they make eye contact and there’s a flash of panic in the brown-haired guy’s eyes. And recognition.

“Aw shoot your coffee’s all gone, here I’ll pay for it.” He procures a crumpled bill but the irritation that’s been swelling all morning finally bursts and Flash roughly shoved the money and hand back.

“Keep it man. Five bucks isn’t gonna make my day any better.”

The guy pushes the bill back, insistent and pleading. “Just take it, really. I messed up, it’s on me. Five bucks, hell ten bucks is the least I can do.”

He goes to pull another bill from his pocket but Flash is more forceful this time, shoving him back and putting his hands in his coat pockets so the guy can’t try anything.

“Shove it, man. I don’t need your money. Save it up for better glasses or something so you can actually see where your going, Penis Parker.”

He turns to leave but the guy stops him. Again. What was the dude’s deal?

“What did you call me?” the voice this time is small and wavering, truly like a kid just told that his favourite ice cream flavour was out.

Flash has to mentally backtrack the conversation to find where he could’ve insulted this guy and his family and his pets and swore out his entire bloodline enough to make him break down like that.

“Penis— aw shit man sorry that was uncalled for. I don’t even know you. Why don’t we just walk away from this as strangers and forget about it.”

Flash speed walks towards the Bugle before he can let his anger get the better of him again. Or worse, get creative with insults to bring a total stranger to tears in three minutes flat.

That guy must've been having an equally shitty day.

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Something I loved about Andor 2.09 "Welcome to the Rebellion" was the focus on the senate security measures: all those shots of the scanners and badge checks and armed guards. When they're first introduced, we see them staged in the way such measures would appear in many real-world settings, with the purported aim of keeping the senate safer. But of course right away we see them fail to screen out a visitor with designs on Mon Mothma's life, because the would-be assassin is a state agent, sent by the ISB. And soon after that we see state agents arrest another senator, Dasi Oran, right outside the senate chambers, exerting their power to declare a former representative of the Empire a persona non grata. By the time Mon Mothma's escaping with Cassian, the security measures have become threats of violence rather than shields against it, which was true all along. The carceral apparatus of the security state is there not to protect its citizens but to impose disciplinary checkpoints at which citizens can have that status stripped from them.

This strikes me as one of the ways Andor registers the effects of the Imperial boomerang. The arrest orders once issued against "Kenari male" Cassian Andor are now aimed at the Chandrilan senator he's escorting, as technology developed to police the colonies is turned against the interior. The manhandling of Ghorman Senator Oran is staged as fascist muscle-memory: moves that stormtroopers practiced in "frontier" places like the Ferrix square get redeployed in Palmo Square against Ghorman protestors and then redeployed at the heart of the Empire against one of its own former representatives. Those rendered marginal by the state cannot identify themselves as in possession of legal rights in any way that matters, and the state is always redrawing the margins.

Your people will be next, yes, and also, many other people were first.

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For some reason this app hates me and adding the reference for the incorrect quote keeps crashing it??? If I can I'll reblog with it!! Sorry for the wait!!

Bly decided to swing by the CG to visit his vod, got some fun stories for the rest of the Commanders. And Fox is very... Very tired of all this osik....

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Father and daughter

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“Dinner's on me”. A short story starring Spider-Man and Daredevil!

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@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)

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wgatever .

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean look at this nut-job

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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alright so now that punisher is confirmed for BND, i’m thinking of the duo between “my aunt was killed and FOR HER i have mercy on my enemies” and “my family was killed and FOR THEM i kill anyone who gets in my way”.

like we’re really going to hear about peter’s moral compass and how it changed through the end of NWH.

i can already practically hear frank saying “well, they don’t know you anymore. you don’t need to play nice guy to seem morally right for your friends” and peter being like. i know. but this is for ME.

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🡒 🎥  SPIDERMAN - NO WAY HOME •  Jon Watts • End Credits, 2021.

«You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, there must also come great responsibility.»

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i miss them so much

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thinking about her again

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This got me off guard and I can’t stop laughing