i just submitted three job applications with a resume that had a stupid typo in it so i think we're done for today ha ha haaa
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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what even is the point of thick crust pizza if not to dip the crust in ranch dressing
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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the best thing about creating is you get to create :) unfortunately the worst thing about creating is that you have to.. create
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Junior (2024)
A colorful pet portrait of a brown and white tabby shorthair cat named Junior in bright psychedelic rainbow colors. Acrylics on 12" x 16" canvas.
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it literally drives me insane that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer
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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about
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One to the state and one to the church. (insp)
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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sometimes you just need someone to hold onto
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it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.
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