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dishonored really has the sexiest aesthetic ever. there’s assassins. there’s witches. there’s whales. there’s steampunk tech and shit. a beating heart that tells you peoples darkest secrets. a spooky-looking twink that won’t let you sleep. swarms of rats. it’s just undeniably sexy.

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-ˋ ✧ ° 🎃 Spooky Season : Games + Must Plays 🎃 ° ✧ ˊ-

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I’m gonna slap you.

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i love playing bethesda games. sometimes some random guy will run full speed at you from half a city away, force you into dialogue to be like “what? cant you see im busy”

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dragon age origins: gays and their mage chaperon try to save Fantasy Ohio from your average mud covered country boy

dragon age 2: gays and their police chaperon try to save a Fantasy Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell from jessica lange wielding a really sharp glowstick

dragon age inquisition: gays and their military chaperon try to save Fantasy Disney World from a Swarovski crystal encrusted Bad Dragon Dildo

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“I’m gonna play dragon age origins again bc boy do i love that story and character building”

boots up dragon age origins

remembers the combat, the fade, and the deep roads

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“stardew valley is a fun and relaxing game,” i say as i load up an 80 page guide as well as multiple wiki pages open. “this is causing me no stress, i swear,” i insist. ive got graph paper detailing my farm plans. i have tables with all the villagers’ favorite gifts and their birthdays so they can all like me.

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modding skyrim be like

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me: wow, i love stardew valley, it really helps me relax :))

also me, when i die in the mines after a long day of foraging and mining because i got finished off by a fucking slime:

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soft Evie vs murder wife Evie 

my links // commission info

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That gamer feel when you open up your favorite game, hear that menu music, and feel that serotonin release

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Why are these games so ripe for the memeing?

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Okay, whenever l listen to this song, I have always imagine the musicians in the tavern be like whenever someone start some shit:

*Music intensify*

And they get a little bonus at the end

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TOMMOROW IS IN YOUR HANDS

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“DEATH STRANDING will be available November 8th…”

“…2019.”

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Assasin’s Creed Odyssey + scenery

↪ Athens