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Baptiste: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Mauga : Which one? I can't do both.

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Art credits: @RonjakiArt on twitter

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Moira: Sometimes I feel like no one likes me.

Widowmaker: Your intuition is very strong 💯

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Need a tall, strong, independent woman in my life, preferably with.. white hair… old western style…. an accent… but i dont know anyone who could possiblyyyyy fit that description 😓

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She doesn’t know it but we’re in love….

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Mauga: That's it, you're grounded! Sombra, no adventures for you! Moira, no fighting for you! Widowmaker, no stealing for you! And Doomfist... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Doomfist: Revenge.

Mauga: No vengeance for you.

Doomfist: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Moira: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

Doomfist: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.

Sombra: What about Mauga? Nobody ever suspects Mauga!

Mauga: Well what about Widowmaker? They have a gun!

Widowmaker: Moira has a knife.

Moira: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Sombra in the arm*

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Sombra: Truth or dare?

Widowmaker: Truth.

Sombra: How many hours have you slept this week?

Widowmaker:

Widowmaker: Dare.

Sombra: Go to sleep.

Widowmaker: I don't like this game.