I’M SO SAD, RIP. SO MUCH RIP RN.
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them: i think i've fallen for you.
muse: well get up.
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THE NEW EPISODE TEASER, CHAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BIGGEST MANWHORE IN EXISTENCE AND I CAN’T LMFAO.
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❛ - those are SLASHER MOVIES. you can’t do a slasher movie as a tv series. well- think about it. you know, girl and her friends arrive at the dance, the deserted town, whatever. killer takes them out one by one, ninety minutes later; the sun comes up as survivor girl is sitting in the back of the ambulance watching her friends bodies being wheeled past. slasher movies burn bright and fast. tv needs to stretch things out. you know, by the time the first body is found- it’s only a matter of timebefore the bloodbath commences. ❛
written by megan.
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is that a real dead body?
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❛ - i’m living in the TWENTY-FIRST century; doin’ something mean to it. do it better then anybody you ever seen do it. screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it. i guess every SUPERHERO need his theme music. no one man should have all that power. the clocks tickin’, i just count the hours. stop trippin’ I’m tripping off the power. till then, fuck that the world’s ours ! 21st century schizoid man.
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idogotmoves:
OPEN.
“Winded? Nah. No. Totally– Totally fine. Just– gimme a sec.”
If he wasn’t so concerned about keeping up appearances, he’d lie down on the floor right now and call it a day. Holy shit. He’s in good shape and all but that was– damn. That was a mini work out, right there.
❝ dude, you’re TOTALLY winded. what did you run, like a mile? pfft, that’s nothing. ❞
what is he saying though? chad wasn’t any better, to be honest. golfing doesn’t require endurance. it requires patience and willpower. if he were up against a trackstar or a runningback, he’d be screwed. nevertheless, he’d cross his arms watching the other guy suffer. ❝ my grams can outrun that ! ❞
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all i think about is sex and how i’m going to die
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that post brought tears to my eyes because SUCH YES
actual chad radwell tears, ok !
but no, seriously. i have feelings about this tombstone banging idiot. he’s my trash son and i’m keeping him forever, ok.
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“Every time he says these things, I have to look at it and go, ’What is Chad really saying here?’ Because what he says can come across really mean, but at the end of the day, he’s just an emotionally unintelligent person,” he said. “He’s speaking with his heart — he’s very honest. You have to just get past the id, so to speak, and just get to what he’s actually attempting to say with his limited mental capacity.” -- Glen Powell on Chad and his choice of words.
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do i ship hester and chad? no.
will they be awesome necrophile buddies now? hELL YES.
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we sign our cards & letters B F F . you've got a m i l l i o n ways to make me laugh. you’re looking out
for me; you’ve got my back it’s so good to have you around. you know the secrets I could never tell & when
i'm q u i e t , you BREAK through my shell. don’t feel the need to do a rebel yell ‘cause you keep my feet
on the ground. i’m so lucky that I’ve found… a true friend, you’re here till the end.
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"So.. Was it good?"
&&. the morning afterstatus: accepting
you know that feeling of disappointment & regretwhen you finally experience something you’ve been d e s p e r a t e l y waiting for but it turns out to be less thanyou had HOPED? well, sex with chad radwell was exactly that. boone had built up this moment ever sincehe met the amazing & ( obviously ) super hot dollar scholar on his first day at WALLACE U. u n f o r t u n a t e l y,boone’s fantasy chad was way more satisfying than real life chad. there was only one way to get out of this & thatwas d i s t r a c t i n g chad ( which was embarrassingly easy to do ). “ what if chanel finds out? ”
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