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in my restless dreams i see that shit
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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause
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Why is it that the week where it's 1 million degrees, the a/c is off in the office???
#i know that there is practically no one on campus#but that was equally true a few weeks ago when it was 70 degrees out and they were freezing us out#just me and my tiny usb fan against the world (humid ass old building) 😔#45 more minutes until i can go work from homeeee
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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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ELIZA MAMARDASHVILI (born 1987).
Untitled work (n.d.)
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recently found out about the Chinese mountain cat. did you guys know about this
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I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.
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I honestly love the versatility of sire-childe relationships. Like they could literally have any dynamic. That’s my mom or dad. That’s my lover. That’s my roommate. That’s my best friend. We’re like siblings. We’re mortal enemies. That’s some guy that stops by for a beer sometimes. That’s my mentor that keeps checking in on my progress every night. They saved me. They ruined me. I hate them. I love them. I know nothing about that man. We know everything about each other. See what I mean
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it’s 2025 and I am reading about my good friends estrogen and generative ai
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can't believe genly spent a meek 2 sentences on the subject
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GENLY's eye is frozen shut. It is encrusted in white crystals of ice. GENLY: Um. Harth? GENLY stops pulling the sled and turns around.
ESTRAVEN looks up from where they were pushing the sled.
ESTRAVEN: ? ESTRAVEN: Ai? Where are your goggles?
ESTRAVEN walks around to GENLY and puts their hands on his shoulders.
GENLY: I packed them away this morning. Stupid. ESTRAVEN: Yes. Stupid. Sit down, Ai.
ESTRAVEN is close enough to GENLY that GENLY can see his reflection in ESTRAVEN's goggles.
GENLY sits down, taking shelter from the wind behind the sled. His arms are crossed. ESTRAVEN sits next to him and removes the balaclava-like covering from their face.
ESTRAVEN is very close to GENLY now. They grab the back of GENLY's hood and pull it back.
ESTRAVEN: It's likely simply frozen shut. GENLY: Um. Harth?
A close up: ESTRAVEN leans in and breathes on GENLY's frozen eye, causing a little bit of it to melt. A bird's eye: ESTRAVEN straddling GENLY with both of their hands steadying their shoulders. A distant shot: GENLY and ESTRAVEN are two small figures in the icy landscape.
ESTRAVEN: Still frozen.
ESTRAVEN pulls back.
ESTRAVEN: Sorry about this.
GENLY (blushing, taken aback): Sorry? What for?
ESTRAVEN leans forward again and presses their tongue to GENLY's eye.
After a minute ESTRAVEN stops. GENLY's eye has melted.
ESTRAVEN: How is it?
GENLY: Uh - Blurry. Dark.
ESTRAVEN gets off of GENLY, leaning on the sled to push themself up. GENLY watches them.
ESTRAVEN: Good. You haven't lost it then. Do you feel like you can continue?
GENLY: Yes.
ESTRAVEN offers a hand to help GENLY up, and GENLY takes it.
ESTRAVEN then gives their goggles to GENLY.
ESTRAVEN: Take my goggles, Ai.
ESTRAVEN and GENLY continue in harness pushing and pulling the sled across the flat snow.
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