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I didn't do anything...What?

You did what?

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I think I broke our popcorn machine...

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I like that idea.

I'm William. Nice to meet you Rose.

And we can just tell each other really dumb jokes to pass the time while we eat our little marshmallows.

I’m Rose, I don’t think we formally introduced ourselves last night.

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That'd be wicked awesome.

You could roast marshmallows on me!

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Maybe a little too warm?

At least I’d be toasty warm.

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Not very pleasant though.

5 degrees? Really? I’m going to fucking set myself on fire if that’ll keep me warm.

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I lied. No I've heard it before and I just suddenly remembered it.

What do you call six ducks in a box?

Oh my god. You told me it wasn’t a joke. Did you pen that one yourself?

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Yeah, yeah I get it. Where do you have those from?

What do you call six ducks in a box?

I have another one! A termite walks into a resturant and he asks the waiter, “Is the bar tender here?”

Get it? Because the bar’s made out of wood?! He’s a termite?! Oh god.

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That was worse.

What do you call six ducks in a box?

It goes back for seconds!

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I did actually yeah.

Uh, I have no idea.

What do you call six ducks in a box?

But you just did.

I’ve got a good one. What does the clock do when it’s still hungry?

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Wow. No. A box of quackers. You tried.

What do you call six ducks in a box?

You’d call ‘em by their names.

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It's quite serious actually.

What do you call six ducks in a box?

Is this a joke?

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Uh nope. Sounds awesome, really. 

What do you call six ducks in a box?

Are you ever up to a lot, though? Pretty good. Screwing around with exes, partying harder for the tv show. Can’t complain.

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I'm pretty sure you're right about that. I've been great, not been up to a lot though. And you?

What do you call six ducks in a box?

Thank god for that. None of you could fill these shoes. So how have you been man?

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I don't joke around.

What do you call six ducks in a box?

Seriously?

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We can't all be you.

What do you call six ducks in a box?

You are such a dork, man.

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What do you call six ducks in a box?

You know what’s funny about this? The fact that you think that was funny. Seriously man, what in the hell?